Hello. If anyone mangaged to survive the first chapter. I congratulate you.
And now, I will take this time to say... Im sorry. Yes. Im sorry. Don't
know why.. but im sorry for whatever I may do to you in the future. Not to
mention... I say Damnit once in this chapter... Damnit! Not once... Three
times...hm..
Disclamer: Hi. I own all of this. I own the Dark Lord, and I own all the DE's. Okay.. So I lied. Throw me in Azzy why don't you. Well. Except for Joanne. I feel I needed to use that name. Dunno why... just sounded cool. Okay. Ill shut up now.
And, just so's you know.... Im lazy. DL means Dark Lord and DE means Death Eater!!
CHAPTER TWO!!!! The truckdriver!
*Scene starts with The Dark Lord and his followers croching behind this huge bush thing. Its not a bush, not a forest.... Just some... foliage. deal with it*
DL: Shhhhhhhhh!!! Shut it! Soon... the truck arrives!!
DE's: *whispering* The truck is coming! come, our costumes must be put on!!
DL: *his eyes shoot open* Whoa whoa whoa..... Costumes?!?! What Costume--- *jaw drops*
DE's: HERE IT COMES!!!! *they jump out in front of the armoured candy truck wearing Britney Spears school girl costumes and start (attempting) to dance*
DL: *stares and faints* Oh Salazar!
*The armoured candy truck screeches to an erm.. screeching halt. The driver stumbles out of the truck, clutching his eyes and screaming for mercy from his burning retinas. All the while, the Death Eaters comtinues to stumble around in a somewhat loosely organised formation. They are waving their arms, and shaking thier hips. Their short short plaid skirts gave the poor helpless truck driver a heart attack. And not in a good way. Poor soul. *The DE's celebrate their sucess, and then relize that their leader is not girlishly running around and jumping about with them. They look behind that bushy thingy and alas!!! The Dark Lord has fainted! Poor guy!!*
Random DE: We must wake our master!!!
*The DE's shake and prod the DL, but to no avail. Finally one DE goes to the back of the truck and gets out a candy with was bottles filled with liquid called "Squeeze it's (R)" He feverishly tear the top off one of the bottles and pours the liquidy candy into the DL's mouth.*
DL: *shakes awake, and sits up* Was I dreaming?? Where am I---- *notices his DE's are still wearing the skimpy outfits then collapses back on the ground and shuts his eyes while humming to himself* Why... Why Salazar. Why do you hate me so?! Sticking me with such....... idiots.
Lucius Malfoy: HEY! I resent that!!! Im not an idiot!
DL: Yes. you're right.... You are god. a sexy sexy god-ly man. ((OKAY.... fine... he didnt say that. but Lucius had to pop up somewhere!!! -Stephanie))
DE: Sir, We... We have the truck! *jumps around excitedly causing the water balloons attached to his chest to wobble.*
DL: *Stands up and grabs the hyper DE by his throat* WHY, WHY do you have water balloons attached to your throat?!?! *glares dangerously*
DE: Um... Sir.... My Lord..... We, that is.. I wanted to make the costumes a realistic as possible. You know.. to make the truck driver stop.... *points to the unconcious truck driver*
DL: *Lifts the DE off the ground by his neck* Now.. Remove those water balloons. We would'nt want a scandal would we?!?! *Starts to press his thumb into the DE's airway passage*
other DE's: A scandal!! Scandal!! Scandal!! Sandal!!! Scandal!!!
DL: NO!!!!!! DAMNIT!!! SCANDALS ARE BAD!!!!! *watches the DE struggle to breathe, but smiles as he starts to black out.*
Other DE's: No Scandal!! No Scandal!! No Scandal!!! *All DE's remove the balloons*
DL: Good. *releases the DE, just before he slips into unconciousness* Now, hand Joanne the truck drivers uniform... She'll drive.
Joanne: but...... My Lord..... I... cannot dance.
DL: And I, I do not care. How could I have been surrounded with such idiots?! Just push the Gas.... and Steer..... Doink.
DE's: But.... if she can't.. I don't want to be in the truck of she can't dive!!!
The DE that was choked moments before: Hey...... i You /i should drive!!
DE's: Yes, YES!!! You are surely the best of all things out of all of us!!
DL: Damn right I am. *Pulls out his wand and magiks the drivers uniform on him*
Joanne: My Lord... We cannot leave the Driver of the truck in such stylish underwear. *points at boxers with little red hearts o them* To do so, would be un-evil!
DL: Or would it?!?! *waves wand and the driver is instantly dressed up in the Britany Spears outfit.*
DE's: *grovel, grovel* Genius, Sir, absolutely evil. *claps thunderously*
DL: Yes. I know. *Hops in the truck, leaving the original candy truck driver on the side of the road.. In the middle of nowhere... In a britany spears outfit. Im sorry Sir. You should have shaved or something.... now you look all; manly like.... Ick!! Okay...*
--Will our master and lord defeat everyone and rule the world??!!? --Will the truck driver get revenge?!?! --Will the children of the world be jelous of the Dark Lord and his candy?!!? --Will I stop these crappy things? I think NOT!!!!!
Disclamer: Hi. I own all of this. I own the Dark Lord, and I own all the DE's. Okay.. So I lied. Throw me in Azzy why don't you. Well. Except for Joanne. I feel I needed to use that name. Dunno why... just sounded cool. Okay. Ill shut up now.
And, just so's you know.... Im lazy. DL means Dark Lord and DE means Death Eater!!
CHAPTER TWO!!!! The truckdriver!
*Scene starts with The Dark Lord and his followers croching behind this huge bush thing. Its not a bush, not a forest.... Just some... foliage. deal with it*
DL: Shhhhhhhhh!!! Shut it! Soon... the truck arrives!!
DE's: *whispering* The truck is coming! come, our costumes must be put on!!
DL: *his eyes shoot open* Whoa whoa whoa..... Costumes?!?! What Costume--- *jaw drops*
DE's: HERE IT COMES!!!! *they jump out in front of the armoured candy truck wearing Britney Spears school girl costumes and start (attempting) to dance*
DL: *stares and faints* Oh Salazar!
*The armoured candy truck screeches to an erm.. screeching halt. The driver stumbles out of the truck, clutching his eyes and screaming for mercy from his burning retinas. All the while, the Death Eaters comtinues to stumble around in a somewhat loosely organised formation. They are waving their arms, and shaking thier hips. Their short short plaid skirts gave the poor helpless truck driver a heart attack. And not in a good way. Poor soul. *The DE's celebrate their sucess, and then relize that their leader is not girlishly running around and jumping about with them. They look behind that bushy thingy and alas!!! The Dark Lord has fainted! Poor guy!!*
Random DE: We must wake our master!!!
*The DE's shake and prod the DL, but to no avail. Finally one DE goes to the back of the truck and gets out a candy with was bottles filled with liquid called "Squeeze it's (R)" He feverishly tear the top off one of the bottles and pours the liquidy candy into the DL's mouth.*
DL: *shakes awake, and sits up* Was I dreaming?? Where am I---- *notices his DE's are still wearing the skimpy outfits then collapses back on the ground and shuts his eyes while humming to himself* Why... Why Salazar. Why do you hate me so?! Sticking me with such....... idiots.
Lucius Malfoy: HEY! I resent that!!! Im not an idiot!
DL: Yes. you're right.... You are god. a sexy sexy god-ly man. ((OKAY.... fine... he didnt say that. but Lucius had to pop up somewhere!!! -Stephanie))
DE: Sir, We... We have the truck! *jumps around excitedly causing the water balloons attached to his chest to wobble.*
DL: *Stands up and grabs the hyper DE by his throat* WHY, WHY do you have water balloons attached to your throat?!?! *glares dangerously*
DE: Um... Sir.... My Lord..... We, that is.. I wanted to make the costumes a realistic as possible. You know.. to make the truck driver stop.... *points to the unconcious truck driver*
DL: *Lifts the DE off the ground by his neck* Now.. Remove those water balloons. We would'nt want a scandal would we?!?! *Starts to press his thumb into the DE's airway passage*
other DE's: A scandal!! Scandal!! Scandal!! Sandal!!! Scandal!!!
DL: NO!!!!!! DAMNIT!!! SCANDALS ARE BAD!!!!! *watches the DE struggle to breathe, but smiles as he starts to black out.*
Other DE's: No Scandal!! No Scandal!! No Scandal!!! *All DE's remove the balloons*
DL: Good. *releases the DE, just before he slips into unconciousness* Now, hand Joanne the truck drivers uniform... She'll drive.
Joanne: but...... My Lord..... I... cannot dance.
DL: And I, I do not care. How could I have been surrounded with such idiots?! Just push the Gas.... and Steer..... Doink.
DE's: But.... if she can't.. I don't want to be in the truck of she can't dive!!!
The DE that was choked moments before: Hey...... i You /i should drive!!
DE's: Yes, YES!!! You are surely the best of all things out of all of us!!
DL: Damn right I am. *Pulls out his wand and magiks the drivers uniform on him*
Joanne: My Lord... We cannot leave the Driver of the truck in such stylish underwear. *points at boxers with little red hearts o them* To do so, would be un-evil!
DL: Or would it?!?! *waves wand and the driver is instantly dressed up in the Britany Spears outfit.*
DE's: *grovel, grovel* Genius, Sir, absolutely evil. *claps thunderously*
DL: Yes. I know. *Hops in the truck, leaving the original candy truck driver on the side of the road.. In the middle of nowhere... In a britany spears outfit. Im sorry Sir. You should have shaved or something.... now you look all; manly like.... Ick!! Okay...*
--Will our master and lord defeat everyone and rule the world??!!? --Will the truck driver get revenge?!?! --Will the children of the world be jelous of the Dark Lord and his candy?!!? --Will I stop these crappy things? I think NOT!!!!!