The next chapter opens with the Dark Lord and his followers stuck in heavy rush-hour traffic. They are all in this Armed truck thing still right and are all enjoying the sight, sounds, and smells ((MMmmm Carbon Monoxide!)) Of a traffic Jam... and how did they all fit into the front seats you ask ? A simple charm to enlarge the front seat obviously! Now all of his followers and himself can easily and comfortably fit into the front seat.. Normally made for only two people. And as most people do during traffic jams, the Dark Lord is slowly starting to become engulfed in.. ROAD RAGE! ((Oh No! Not that! Anything but that!! Lmao))

Dark Lord: "Damn Muggles and their vehicles!!" He said, while slamming his head on the steering wheel "How does one get through this traffic?? Its taking an eternity!"

Death Eater 1: "Sir-erm-My Lord, couldn't we just... disapparate out of the traffic?"

DL: "No, You idiot..it would cause too much attention.." The Dark Lord said, like Carson ((Of the Fab 5... Duh.))

DE 2: "OOOooOOooooOooh.... You're so smart My Lord! I knew we made you our leader for a reason!"

DL: "You didn't make me your leader." He said while rolling his eyes. "I made you my followers. This was SO my idea. Plus, we would have to be touching all the candy and stuff in this truck in order for it all to disapparate with us, It wouldn't just... Come with us. We'd have to like make candy suits or something..."

Carson (Of the Fab 5... duh): -Appears- "OhmiGAWD! NEW FASHION IDEA!!!!!" –dissapears-

DE 1: "OOooohhh Me-row..." he said while making Cat-like claws. "Me want one of those... Hot, hot, hot!!"

DL: "NO!" he yelled as he grabbed the Death Eaters throat. "This candy must be used for EVILLLLLL!!!!" –insert evil laugh here-

The traffic clears up

DE 3: "Floor it Voldie!!!"

DL: "Don't you dare call me "Voldie". EVILLLLLLL!!!!"

Every
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DL: "Seeeee!! EVILLLLLLL!!!!"

Suddenly and without warning ((lol, I love repetitive-ness)) Albus Dumbledore apparated into the back of the Death Eaters truck, and falls into a huge pile of candy.

Dore: -Starts mumbling to himself- "Hey now... this isn't Albuquerque!" He said, and then he looks at his new surroundings... "OH! Lemon Drop!" And he then proceeded to eat the aforementioned Lemon Drop.

The Death Eaters and the Dark Lord do not hear Dumbledore's mumbling, owing to the fact that they are singing "Holidae Inn" at the top of their lungs

Dore: "Lemon Drop! And another! And another!" -grabs as many as he can and throws them into his lap- "Merlin's beard! It's a Lemon Drop Well!!!" –Dives into the well-

The Death Eaters and the Dark Lord heard Dumbledore as he excitedly leapt into the Lemon Drops.

DE: "Erm.. My Lord... What was that noise?"

DL: "I haven't the faintest.... "He says as he pulls over the truck to the side of the highway.. "You.. Johnson... out first..." he says and shoves him out of the truck and on to the ground.

Johnson: But.. My Lord..." he protests, and looks up, but quickly changes his mind when his eyes meet with the Dark Lords. "Forgive me My Lord. Anything you say... Yes My Lord."

DL: "Thought so. "

Johnson: Gets up off the floor and slowly walks to the back of the truck, and pops open the back doors.. When he opens up the doors he lets out a little scream "Um... My Lord... You may want to see this... I don't think this is very good... Actually... its rather frightening... I think I just wet my pants..."

DL: "Salazar save me... I ask for the best, and they give me this...." Turns the back corner of the truck and says "Well... what the hell is it this time Johnson? Hm.... A Bug? Did you see a cockroach or something?"

Johnson: "Well Sir... theres a.. well, Um... Sir.. there's a shark in our candy... And... I need to go change my robes..... Pardon me..." And Johnson walks off to the front of the truck.

The other DE's and the DL turn around the corner and all but the Dark Lord give a little scream of surprise, Because all they can see is a fin (Dumbledore's Hat) poking out of the sea of candy, moving around, and making chomping noises.
( Jaws Music Plays (

As the music turns on, one of the DE's leap into the air and scramble to get back into the front of the truck, screaming and waving his hands over his head all the while. As the DE is running and screaming, a trucker slows down to ask if everything is alright.

Trucker: "Hey, Is everything allright? I just saw one of your boys runnin' back screamin' like a freshly caught grasshopper in winter, and another is mooning passing cars..." ((Hehe, Mooning... Lupin... Full Moon -Steph falls over laughing-))

DL: "My God... Do I have to keep you all on a leash or something?! Um.. Thank you Good Muggle.... Sir... Thank You very much indeed..... Obliviate!!"

The Trucker smiles and just waves his hands, as he merges the truck back into the highway... The DE's on the other hand, have all leapt onto their master and are hugging, hiding, and profusely whimpering in fright behind and on top of him. The Dark Lord just shakes his head, and as the Jaws music becomes the loudest, Dumbledore pops out of the Candy with a loud "TA- DAAAAAA!!!"

Dore: "LEMON DROPS!" He shouts after successfully picking out most of the Lemon Drops from the truck of candy.

DE's: -All jump in fright and all end up collapsing onto each other-

Dore: "Well.. Fancy seeing you here Tom." He says as he waves to the heap of Dark Force supporters. "And Hello to you all too!"

DL: -twitches- "What on Earth are you doing here?!"

Dore: "Eh, nothin' much. I did find some Lemon Drops around here though... Mind if I have some?"

DL: "Well, actually... I---"

Dore: "MIND IF I TAKE SOME!!!!???"(Thunder, lightning, scary, ahhhhh!)

DL: Um... Not at all.. Go right ahead.

Dore: "Oh good! I wasn't too sure.." Is suddenly cheery again, and takes about a fifth of the candy. "Well, anyways, nice to see you all again, but I really must dash! I have a school to run, a war to plan, some candy to eat, and a bathroom to redecorate!!! Bye bye!!" He says, and then dissaperates..

Steph: Hold the phone!!

Operator: You got it! –holds phone- Steph: That's not what I meant! What I meant is, wait a minute.... Albus Dumbledore... Is not, nor will ever be... Gay. Ever!

Laura: I never said he was.... He has just bee taking style lessons from Carson!

Steph: And Carson is......

Kat: Oh!! I know!! Choose meeeee!!!

Steph: Alright, take it away Kat.

Kat: He's Gay!

Steph: That's right!

Laura: But Carson is stylishly Gay... Theres a difference!

Steph and Kat: -nod- Well, can't deny that!

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Steph: Well, that was fun! Now for... the Disclaimer crap -- Okay... here we go.. Theme Music please!

Laura: WTF?! We don't have theme Music!

Steph: Yeah we do.... I made some up! –Hums the theme of 'I love Lucy'-

Kat: Dude, You're stealing stuff left and right Steph....

Steph: I know.... Isn't it great? And technically.. I can do this since I'm writing this disclaimer! And Im not making any money!

Laura: Steph... Hate the break it to you... but there is no disclaimer...

Steph: There is now! And....... Theme music..... and.. Roll tape!!

Kat: We don't have a tape..and we don't have theme music!.. Its just you... and your vivid imagination at work again...

Steph: I can have a tape if I want one!!

Laura: Nu-uh!

Steph: Yes-huh!

Laura: Who died and made you god??

Steph: God!

Laura: Liar!

Steph: Am not!

Laura: Are too!

Kat: Ready? Shut-up!!

Steph and Laura: Yes Mam!

Kat: Steph.... Do you have a disclaimer typed?

Steph: Yeah.... Its here –Points down-

Disclaimer... Take two: -Harry Potter is mine. Im sitting here in my huge mansion swimming in money! Mmm Money! lol, Okay.... So I am lying again. Throw me in Azkaban why don't you! -"Every Villain is Lemons" (E.V.I.L.) Is from Sponge Bob. -Carson, belongs to himself, -"OhMiGAWD" is something that I made up... seee... Its mine. Steal and die! -The story line was so our (Laura, Kat and My) Idea.... And if we see another story where the Dark Lord and his followers are stealing candy to use it for evil, we are SO going to find you and hunt you down. Maybe not today. Maybe not tomorrow... Maybe not next week, or this month, or this year.... But one day.... You're dead meat.