Disclaimer: Silly Chibi does not own Yu-Gi-Oh or any of its characters.
Warnings: Shizuka/Serenity-Bashing, Probably a little Yaoi, not sure yet. Seto-Bashing
Sissy Silence
Noah sighed. Ever since he'd gotten his non-virtual body (which looked like an older version of himself, anyway), he'd had a hard way. Why, you want to know? Because he's got a job... as a therapist.
Lazily, he looked at the folder about his next patient. He groaned when he read the name.
A pretty girl with long brown hair entered cheerfully. "Good Morning, Mr. Kaiba!"
Noah scowled. "Good Morning.... Kawai Shizuka."
Shizuka beamed at him. "I'm supposed to say 'hi' to you in my brother's name, you know?" She sat down on the couch of Noah's office.
The greenette sighed. This was going to be a loooong thirty minutes. "So, why did you come here?"
Shizuka smiled. "Because my big brother told me to!"
Noah could feel a headache coming. "And why did he tell you to come?"
Shizuka smiled dumbly. "Why, because he said I was getting on his nerves, that I'm a sissy, and that I had a problem!"
"And what is your problem?"
She sniffled. "You are so mean! I don't have a problem! Just wait till I tell my brother!" She sobbed two times. "My big brother is the very second of the Duellist Kingdom! He'll beat you up if you are mean to me!"
"No, no!" Noah threw his hands in the air, exasperated. "I mean, you told me that you had a problem! And I want to know what your problem is!"
"Oh!" She giggled. "Sorry." Shoujoububbles entered the scene, her eyes became dreamy. "Well, since you do want to know my problems... I have this itsy, bitsy, tiny crush on your brother, Seto..."
"WHAT?! Are you sick, woman?!" Clearing his throat, Noah calmed down. "I mean... is this really what you wanted to talk about when you came here?"
Shizuka tilted her head a little. "Hmm... now that you mention it..." She started sobbing again. "It's all too much! Why did all this have to go so far! Mai-san's mind is in the Shadow Realm, as well as my big brother and Bakura-kun! And Kaiba-kun won't let us get them to the hospital!"
Noah sweatdropped. "...That was two months ago..."
"Oops." Shizuka grinned sheepishly. "Sorry, I just love making that 'Human life is so valuable' Speech! And ha, in the last episode of Battle Ship, I stole Anzu-chan's friendship-speech!"
"Yeah, I noticed." Noah stole a glance at his watch. Ten minutes left...
Shizuka sighed dreamily. "But back to the real problem: how to I get your brother? In fan fiction, it's so easy, because all those authors like me and hate Anzu, but Silly Chibi is the other way around... You think I have a chance on getting Kaiba-kun? I do have a feeling that he likes my big brother, for some reason..."
"Time's over!" Noah grinned happily and started shoving Shizuka out of his office.
"Hey!" She whined. "Don't I get a diagnosis?!"
"FINE!" Noah grabbed a red marker and wrote over her forehead: "SISSY". "Not only are you a sissy, but you also don't have any taste in men! And your brother complex is so huge, you should think of marrying him!"
Shizuka, who had cried and called for her brother to beat Noah up, stopped sobbing and blinked stupidly. "You're right. Now, I see it. You're totally right. Forget Kaiba-kun! I'm totally in love with Katsuya!" She skipped off. "Oh my dearest nii-chan!"
Noah shook his head. "And they say that mou hitori no yami jingaku no Mariku is insane..."
Warnings: Shizuka/Serenity-Bashing, Probably a little Yaoi, not sure yet. Seto-Bashing
Sissy Silence
Noah sighed. Ever since he'd gotten his non-virtual body (which looked like an older version of himself, anyway), he'd had a hard way. Why, you want to know? Because he's got a job... as a therapist.
Lazily, he looked at the folder about his next patient. He groaned when he read the name.
A pretty girl with long brown hair entered cheerfully. "Good Morning, Mr. Kaiba!"
Noah scowled. "Good Morning.... Kawai Shizuka."
Shizuka beamed at him. "I'm supposed to say 'hi' to you in my brother's name, you know?" She sat down on the couch of Noah's office.
The greenette sighed. This was going to be a loooong thirty minutes. "So, why did you come here?"
Shizuka smiled. "Because my big brother told me to!"
Noah could feel a headache coming. "And why did he tell you to come?"
Shizuka smiled dumbly. "Why, because he said I was getting on his nerves, that I'm a sissy, and that I had a problem!"
"And what is your problem?"
She sniffled. "You are so mean! I don't have a problem! Just wait till I tell my brother!" She sobbed two times. "My big brother is the very second of the Duellist Kingdom! He'll beat you up if you are mean to me!"
"No, no!" Noah threw his hands in the air, exasperated. "I mean, you told me that you had a problem! And I want to know what your problem is!"
"Oh!" She giggled. "Sorry." Shoujoububbles entered the scene, her eyes became dreamy. "Well, since you do want to know my problems... I have this itsy, bitsy, tiny crush on your brother, Seto..."
"WHAT?! Are you sick, woman?!" Clearing his throat, Noah calmed down. "I mean... is this really what you wanted to talk about when you came here?"
Shizuka tilted her head a little. "Hmm... now that you mention it..." She started sobbing again. "It's all too much! Why did all this have to go so far! Mai-san's mind is in the Shadow Realm, as well as my big brother and Bakura-kun! And Kaiba-kun won't let us get them to the hospital!"
Noah sweatdropped. "...That was two months ago..."
"Oops." Shizuka grinned sheepishly. "Sorry, I just love making that 'Human life is so valuable' Speech! And ha, in the last episode of Battle Ship, I stole Anzu-chan's friendship-speech!"
"Yeah, I noticed." Noah stole a glance at his watch. Ten minutes left...
Shizuka sighed dreamily. "But back to the real problem: how to I get your brother? In fan fiction, it's so easy, because all those authors like me and hate Anzu, but Silly Chibi is the other way around... You think I have a chance on getting Kaiba-kun? I do have a feeling that he likes my big brother, for some reason..."
"Time's over!" Noah grinned happily and started shoving Shizuka out of his office.
"Hey!" She whined. "Don't I get a diagnosis?!"
"FINE!" Noah grabbed a red marker and wrote over her forehead: "SISSY". "Not only are you a sissy, but you also don't have any taste in men! And your brother complex is so huge, you should think of marrying him!"
Shizuka, who had cried and called for her brother to beat Noah up, stopped sobbing and blinked stupidly. "You're right. Now, I see it. You're totally right. Forget Kaiba-kun! I'm totally in love with Katsuya!" She skipped off. "Oh my dearest nii-chan!"
Noah shook his head. "And they say that mou hitori no yami jingaku no Mariku is insane..."