A/N: OK heres the thing… I really have absolutely no idea what I am going to write this chapter I'm just going to let my fingers take control ok? So blame the fingers if its crap :D enjoy
Chapter 7
Buffy sat in the school library before class the following day with a very perplexed Spike and Angel. They were alone in there because Mrs. Post was off somewhere doing research of some sort but Buffy had no idea what about.
"Guys It's really not that hard to understand, vampires, demons and really anything you ever had nightmares about being under your bed are real. And I'm the vampire slayer, so I kill them all."
A terrified look suddenly came over Spike's face "You, you, mean leprechauns are real?" he gulped.
Angel and Buffy both turned and stared at Spike "You had nightmares about leprechauns?" said Buffy in disbelief
"Hey don't get me wrong they are scary things, with their tall green sparkly hats and their sharp teeth…"
"Please no more… Hang on! Sharp teeth?!"
"Ok let's get back on track here" said Angel impatient after having heard their little squabble. "So a slayer… slays?"
"Got it in one." Said Buffy whilst smiling trying to comfort the very confused look on Angel's face but the smile was not returned.
"Is there anything else I need to know?" he asked sombrely
"Ah, no, I don't think so… No wait, don't tell anyone it's a big secret, something about me putting other people in mortal danger." Buffy tried to act a little cooler, not smiling to much, just like him.
"Ah, right… so…" But Buffy didn't ever get to hear what he was going to say because at that moment the library doors swung open and Anya walked in wearing an absolutely gorgeous pink dress (possibly to make Spike realise what he is missing.)
"I wish to borrow a book." Said Anya. She came in and stood in front of Buffy and in between Spike and Angel.
"Well, you've come to the right place, but we're librarian-less at the moment, sorry." Said Buffy shrugging her shoulders.
"That's ok, I'm sure Angel can help me." Anya took Angel's arm and linked it through hers. "So, Angel, How's the Basketball team going?"
At this Spike scoffed, pretending he didn't care but it was easy to see when you saw the anger and heat rising in his cheeks. Buffy was sure she had heard Spike mutter something along the lines of "pathetic". Spike was obviously into muttering under his breath.
Anya turned to Spike like she had seen him for the first time. "Oh, Hello Spike."
"Um, I just remembered I have to go and study for that … test I have next period." Angel looked up and around at his surroundings before realising that he was in the perfect place for studying. "On second thought, I think I might go and… ah, get some fresh air."
"I think I'll come with you Angel" Said Buffy obviously also wanting to escape the bickering couple.
"Me too." Said Anya following after Buffy before her arm was latched onto by Spike.
"No, you don't we need to talk." Buffy and Angel took this opportunity to escape the library.
"No, really we don't" Said Anya almost turning to go before changing her mind. "You know, this only proves that this is a one sided relationship, I do everything for you and you do nothing for me!"
"Look Pet it's really just not that simple…" Said Spike trying to sound like the perfectly sweet boyfriend there is, but Anya wouldn't have it.
"No really it is… I ask you to do one thing for me and you can't do that for me. If you can't do anything for me I wont do anything for you which means, you can't copy my homework anymore" Anya started counting off her fingers "No more money loans, which I'll have you know I desperately need and no more…" Anya stood to think about this and tried to think of the thing he needed and liked the most "and no more orgasms."
Spike stood in the middle of the library feeling very shocked all of a sudden especially about her last comment. "Ahn let's be reasonable here, you don't want to say anything you might regret.
"So far I don't believe I have, You have your options Spike, think very carefully about them." At this Anya walked out of the library leaving Spike feeling rather dejected.
A/N: Please don't hesitate to tell me what you think because I'm at the moment thinking about cutting my story short, much shorter, like one more chapter short so please tell me what you think or its bye bye Crazy Buffyverse
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