Chapter 3- Bienvenidos a Mexico
Sano, Kenshin, and Yahiko (after they fish Sano out of the creek) walk obliviously down a dusty road, getting strange looks from people as they pass. Soon they get to a paved road.
Sano: Where the heck are we, anyway?
Kenshin: --sighs-- Sessha has no idea.
Yahiko: Kaoru has something to do with this... It was that stupid soup she gave us...
Another large thing passes them quickly.
Kenshin: I have a feeling that these are not oni.
Sano: --getting a crazed look-- They're just tricking you, biding time until you let your guard down...
Yahiko: Don't be stupid, there are people riding in them!
Sano: Who're you calling stupid, baka?!
Yahiko: Tori-atama!
Sano and Yahiko kick up a cloud of dust as they attempt to kill each other. A truck pulls by them and they stop. The men inside look at them questionably.
Sano: You selling me a fight? --veins pop out of his forehead and he gives a vicious glare--
The men: --look frightened-- Ay, que feo. Vamonos! (Jeez, he's ugly. Let's go!)
They drive off hastily, leaving the group, once again, in a cloud of dust.
Kenshin: --cough-- don't do that again --cough, cough--
Sano: --ominously-- Oooonnnni...
After much discussion (whether cars are oni or not) the three Kenshin-gumi decide to try and communicate with the locals. They sit by the road waiting for another vehicle. Another soon comes and they wave their arms frantically attempting to stop it. The vehicle comes to a stop near them and they run to the window. A family stares back at them.
Kenshin: Umm, hi...? We... um... need a ride?
The families' eyes get wide upon hearing the exotic Japanese. Kenshin points to the back of the truck. Grins break out and they nod their heads happily.
Kenshin: Ok, let's go.
Sano: NO WAY. I am NOT getting on an oni.
Yahiko: WILL YOU STOP ALREADY??? YOU CAN WALK IF YOU WANT, WE'RE LEAVING!
Kenshin and Yahiko hop into the back. Sanosuke lingers for a moment, then gingerly approaches. When he gets near enough, Yahiko and Kenshin quickly grab him and drag him aboard. To their amazement/ horror the back is full of chickens.
Yahiko: --laughing-- Hey look! Sano's family members!
Kenshin stifles a laugh, but Sanosuke (too busy rocking back and forth) doesn't notice.
Yahiko: So where exactly are we going?
Sano: --mutters-- To our death...
Kenshin: I don't know... Maybe to a village?
Yahiko: Guess we'll know soon enough.
End of Chapter 3
Sano, Kenshin, and Yahiko (after they fish Sano out of the creek) walk obliviously down a dusty road, getting strange looks from people as they pass. Soon they get to a paved road.
Sano: Where the heck are we, anyway?
Kenshin: --sighs-- Sessha has no idea.
Yahiko: Kaoru has something to do with this... It was that stupid soup she gave us...
Another large thing passes them quickly.
Kenshin: I have a feeling that these are not oni.
Sano: --getting a crazed look-- They're just tricking you, biding time until you let your guard down...
Yahiko: Don't be stupid, there are people riding in them!
Sano: Who're you calling stupid, baka?!
Yahiko: Tori-atama!
Sano and Yahiko kick up a cloud of dust as they attempt to kill each other. A truck pulls by them and they stop. The men inside look at them questionably.
Sano: You selling me a fight? --veins pop out of his forehead and he gives a vicious glare--
The men: --look frightened-- Ay, que feo. Vamonos! (Jeez, he's ugly. Let's go!)
They drive off hastily, leaving the group, once again, in a cloud of dust.
Kenshin: --cough-- don't do that again --cough, cough--
Sano: --ominously-- Oooonnnni...
After much discussion (whether cars are oni or not) the three Kenshin-gumi decide to try and communicate with the locals. They sit by the road waiting for another vehicle. Another soon comes and they wave their arms frantically attempting to stop it. The vehicle comes to a stop near them and they run to the window. A family stares back at them.
Kenshin: Umm, hi...? We... um... need a ride?
The families' eyes get wide upon hearing the exotic Japanese. Kenshin points to the back of the truck. Grins break out and they nod their heads happily.
Kenshin: Ok, let's go.
Sano: NO WAY. I am NOT getting on an oni.
Yahiko: WILL YOU STOP ALREADY??? YOU CAN WALK IF YOU WANT, WE'RE LEAVING!
Kenshin and Yahiko hop into the back. Sanosuke lingers for a moment, then gingerly approaches. When he gets near enough, Yahiko and Kenshin quickly grab him and drag him aboard. To their amazement/ horror the back is full of chickens.
Yahiko: --laughing-- Hey look! Sano's family members!
Kenshin stifles a laugh, but Sanosuke (too busy rocking back and forth) doesn't notice.
Yahiko: So where exactly are we going?
Sano: --mutters-- To our death...
Kenshin: I don't know... Maybe to a village?
Yahiko: Guess we'll know soon enough.
End of Chapter 3