Chapter 6
Kie-san: Hello again! And welcome to another (horrible) chapter of Once Upon a Time in Mexico!
Aku-chan: We just got back to the U.S., ahhh... home.
Kie-san: We're posting this chapter in the hopes of catching anyone's attention. Can't you people leave a review or something to show that you at least read the first few sentences???
Aku-chan: Pretty please? With sugar lumps on top??
Kie-san: ANYway, I noticed that on the last few --cough-- five --cough-- chapters we forgot to put the disclaimer, so here it is:
WE DO NOT OWN RUROUNI KENSHIN (or Mexico, for that matter...)
So quit with the creepy phone calls!
Aku-chan: What phone calls?
Kie-san: Someone's been calling... late at night... on the other side, I can hear heavy breathing... and someone saying "oro..." --stares into space wide eyed--
Aku-chan: Hmm, didn't notice.
Kie-san: --facefaults out of her wide eyed trance--My god! You sleep through everything, don't you??
Aku-chan: --responds cheerfully--Yep, anything but our brother's snoring.
Kie-san: --stifles a laugh--Yeah, you'd have to be deaf to sleep through that.
Aku-chan: --also stifles a laugh-- Or dead!
Both authoresses burst out laughing, and keep laughing until they realize that said brother is hovering over them, a manic glint in his eyes.
Kie-san: --nervous laugh-- Hi, onee-sama...
Aku-chan: --gulps-- What's up?
Chapter 6- Sessha's famous!
After a while Yahiko and Sano had finally worn themselves out, and were sitting exhausted on the sidewalk.
Sano: Man, it's hot...
Kenshin: --sweating-- Indeed.
Yahiko: Hey, how 'bout we go in there? --points at a large, one story building--
Sano: --panting-- Anything to get out of this heat...
Minutes later they were standing in the large building, which was actually a lot of stalls put together. They watched as parents pulled children away from toy stalls and teenagers shopped for clothes.
Kenshin: Another market?
Yahiko: Ah, well, at least it's cool...
They stop in front of an electronics booth... and stared wide eyed at the television.
Kenshin: Moving pictures??
Yahiko: Cool... oooooh... the colors...
Sano: Pictures?? Cameras?? --jumps in front of the staring Yahiko and Kenshin-- Do not look! Shield your eyes from the instrument of the devil!!
Yahiko: What the heck are you spouting now?
Sanosuke looks at the TV, and stares at it as if in a trance. Yahiko waves his hand in front of Sano's face.
Sano: --wakes up-- YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! --runs away screaming like a little girl--
Yahiko: Oh, man... not again
Kenshin: Indeed --sighs-- Let's split up and look for him.
Yahiko and Kenshin split up and start searching for the frantic rooster.
Yahiko: --mutters to himself-- Stupid rooster head should be around here somewhere --hears yelling and follows it--
Yahiko enters a large area, full of strange boxes that had more moving pictures. Children were playing with sticks that came out of the boxes, and pressed colorful buttons. Sanosuke was running through them as if all hell had broken loose.
Sano: YEAAAA!!--looks frantically at all the arcade games around him-- They're surrounding us!! RUN!!-- runs right into a group of kids, and falls swirly eyed to the ground, little arcade games float around his head cheerfully--
Yahiko: --sighs and grabs the beaten fight merchant by the feet and drags him away-- Why me??
Yahiko drags Sanosuke through half of the flea market, until he walks down some steps and involuntarily wakes the slumbering piece of poultry. After more yelling, cursing, and threats they finally agree to go search for the missing rurouni. They find him in front of a stall of clothes, staring wide eyed at something hanging on the wall.
Kenshin: Oooh... --notices Sanosuke and Yahiko coming towards him-- Look! Sessha's famous!
Kenshin points to the wall, where two t-shirts were hanging. One had a semi- battousai Kenshin posing with his sword, and another had Sano looking cool while cracking his knuckles menacingly.
Sano: That's it... they managed to take part of our souls... now we'll die when we're thirty...
Kenshin: --looks worried-- Sessha's almost thirty...
The guys don't notice the store owner, looking frantically at Kenshin and Sanosuke, then at the shirts, then back again.
Store owner: Que...?? Como...?? Que esta pasando?? (What...? How...? What's happening?)
Yahiko: Why aren't I on a gi?
Sano: --now shivering-- You got lucky, kid.
Yahiko: You're so pathetic. You think everything's gonna suck out your soul.
Sano: --eye gives an involuntary twitch-- Well, IT'S TRUE!!
Yahiko: Ba... --Kenshin puts his hand over Yahiko's mouth so the last part is muffled-- ...ka..
Kenshin: Let's not fight any more...
Yahiko: We should get outta here before Sano faints again. --Sano's too busy fidgeting to notice--
The three vagabonds leave the flea market and sit down on the side of the road, exhausted from their adventure.
End of Chapter Six
Authoresses are bound in ropes, hanging upside down from a tree above a river.
Kie-san: --looks traumatized-- Scarier than Jine...
Aku-chan: Speaking of which...
Jine is seen whooshing down the river on a little boat holding Kenshin's laundry basket above his head triumphantly.
Jine: Uhu huh hu...! Get mad, Battousai, get mad!! --laughs maniacally to himself--
Jine is too busy laughing evilly to notice an upcoming bridge. He whacks his head on the bottom part and falls out of the boat and drops the tub.
Jine: --squawking-- Help! Help! I can't --gurgle-- swim!!
Kenshin: --suddenly appearing-- NOoooOOO!! My precioussssssssssss!! --jumps into the river and doggy paddles towards his bucket. He grabs hold of it and jumps in-- TO THE OCEAN!!
The authoresses watch in amusement as Jine and Kenshin splash/drowns on downstream.
Kie-san: That was completely random...
Aku-chan: Isn't Jine supposed to be dead?
Kie-san: Whatever. Anyway, we could be here for a while. On to the next chapter!!
Aku-chan: Blood... rushing... to head... everything's... getting... swooky...
Kie-san: Right... Don't forget to leave reviews!!
Kie-san: Hello again! And welcome to another (horrible) chapter of Once Upon a Time in Mexico!
Aku-chan: We just got back to the U.S., ahhh... home.
Kie-san: We're posting this chapter in the hopes of catching anyone's attention. Can't you people leave a review or something to show that you at least read the first few sentences???
Aku-chan: Pretty please? With sugar lumps on top??
Kie-san: ANYway, I noticed that on the last few --cough-- five --cough-- chapters we forgot to put the disclaimer, so here it is:
WE DO NOT OWN RUROUNI KENSHIN (or Mexico, for that matter...)
So quit with the creepy phone calls!
Aku-chan: What phone calls?
Kie-san: Someone's been calling... late at night... on the other side, I can hear heavy breathing... and someone saying "oro..." --stares into space wide eyed--
Aku-chan: Hmm, didn't notice.
Kie-san: --facefaults out of her wide eyed trance--My god! You sleep through everything, don't you??
Aku-chan: --responds cheerfully--Yep, anything but our brother's snoring.
Kie-san: --stifles a laugh--Yeah, you'd have to be deaf to sleep through that.
Aku-chan: --also stifles a laugh-- Or dead!
Both authoresses burst out laughing, and keep laughing until they realize that said brother is hovering over them, a manic glint in his eyes.
Kie-san: --nervous laugh-- Hi, onee-sama...
Aku-chan: --gulps-- What's up?
Chapter 6- Sessha's famous!
After a while Yahiko and Sano had finally worn themselves out, and were sitting exhausted on the sidewalk.
Sano: Man, it's hot...
Kenshin: --sweating-- Indeed.
Yahiko: Hey, how 'bout we go in there? --points at a large, one story building--
Sano: --panting-- Anything to get out of this heat...
Minutes later they were standing in the large building, which was actually a lot of stalls put together. They watched as parents pulled children away from toy stalls and teenagers shopped for clothes.
Kenshin: Another market?
Yahiko: Ah, well, at least it's cool...
They stop in front of an electronics booth... and stared wide eyed at the television.
Kenshin: Moving pictures??
Yahiko: Cool... oooooh... the colors...
Sano: Pictures?? Cameras?? --jumps in front of the staring Yahiko and Kenshin-- Do not look! Shield your eyes from the instrument of the devil!!
Yahiko: What the heck are you spouting now?
Sanosuke looks at the TV, and stares at it as if in a trance. Yahiko waves his hand in front of Sano's face.
Sano: --wakes up-- YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! --runs away screaming like a little girl--
Yahiko: Oh, man... not again
Kenshin: Indeed --sighs-- Let's split up and look for him.
Yahiko and Kenshin split up and start searching for the frantic rooster.
Yahiko: --mutters to himself-- Stupid rooster head should be around here somewhere --hears yelling and follows it--
Yahiko enters a large area, full of strange boxes that had more moving pictures. Children were playing with sticks that came out of the boxes, and pressed colorful buttons. Sanosuke was running through them as if all hell had broken loose.
Sano: YEAAAA!!--looks frantically at all the arcade games around him-- They're surrounding us!! RUN!!-- runs right into a group of kids, and falls swirly eyed to the ground, little arcade games float around his head cheerfully--
Yahiko: --sighs and grabs the beaten fight merchant by the feet and drags him away-- Why me??
Yahiko drags Sanosuke through half of the flea market, until he walks down some steps and involuntarily wakes the slumbering piece of poultry. After more yelling, cursing, and threats they finally agree to go search for the missing rurouni. They find him in front of a stall of clothes, staring wide eyed at something hanging on the wall.
Kenshin: Oooh... --notices Sanosuke and Yahiko coming towards him-- Look! Sessha's famous!
Kenshin points to the wall, where two t-shirts were hanging. One had a semi- battousai Kenshin posing with his sword, and another had Sano looking cool while cracking his knuckles menacingly.
Sano: That's it... they managed to take part of our souls... now we'll die when we're thirty...
Kenshin: --looks worried-- Sessha's almost thirty...
The guys don't notice the store owner, looking frantically at Kenshin and Sanosuke, then at the shirts, then back again.
Store owner: Que...?? Como...?? Que esta pasando?? (What...? How...? What's happening?)
Yahiko: Why aren't I on a gi?
Sano: --now shivering-- You got lucky, kid.
Yahiko: You're so pathetic. You think everything's gonna suck out your soul.
Sano: --eye gives an involuntary twitch-- Well, IT'S TRUE!!
Yahiko: Ba... --Kenshin puts his hand over Yahiko's mouth so the last part is muffled-- ...ka..
Kenshin: Let's not fight any more...
Yahiko: We should get outta here before Sano faints again. --Sano's too busy fidgeting to notice--
The three vagabonds leave the flea market and sit down on the side of the road, exhausted from their adventure.
End of Chapter Six
Authoresses are bound in ropes, hanging upside down from a tree above a river.
Kie-san: --looks traumatized-- Scarier than Jine...
Aku-chan: Speaking of which...
Jine is seen whooshing down the river on a little boat holding Kenshin's laundry basket above his head triumphantly.
Jine: Uhu huh hu...! Get mad, Battousai, get mad!! --laughs maniacally to himself--
Jine is too busy laughing evilly to notice an upcoming bridge. He whacks his head on the bottom part and falls out of the boat and drops the tub.
Jine: --squawking-- Help! Help! I can't --gurgle-- swim!!
Kenshin: --suddenly appearing-- NOoooOOO!! My precioussssssssssss!! --jumps into the river and doggy paddles towards his bucket. He grabs hold of it and jumps in-- TO THE OCEAN!!
The authoresses watch in amusement as Jine and Kenshin splash/drowns on downstream.
Kie-san: That was completely random...
Aku-chan: Isn't Jine supposed to be dead?
Kie-san: Whatever. Anyway, we could be here for a while. On to the next chapter!!
Aku-chan: Blood... rushing... to head... everything's... getting... swooky...
Kie-san: Right... Don't forget to leave reviews!!