Chapter Seven: DO NOT REMEMBER ANYTHING!! OR ELSE!!
Kie-san: Well, that was an emotionally packed title. Anyway, we managed to get out of our... er... predicament.
Aku-chan: I can't believe we forgot about our authoress powers!!
Kie-san: Yeah, we're stupid that way... Well, I got us out of the ropes...
Aku-chan: And I punished my brother... mwa ha ha!!
Kie-san: Oh yeah, what -did- you do to him?
Aku-chan: --laughing even more evilly-- I turned him into a hamster and sent him into the Hamtaro Universe. Mwa ha ha! I won't let him out until he screams bloody murder!
Kie-san: --cringes-- Oooh, harsh (she really is evil...). Well, this is the last chapter!
Aku-chan: Finally! We've been torturing them for long enough.
Yahiko: I'll say...
Kie-san and Aku-chan: Well, Enjoy!!
Chapter 7
It is mid afternoon and our heroes are wandering the streets, looking for food.
Sano: --stomach growls-- FoooOOOood....
Yahiko: --stomach also growling-- Man, I'd even eat Kaoru's cooking...
Kenshin: --swirly eyed-- Oro-ro...
The group starts crossing a wide street, hoping to get to a bakery on the other side. Suddenly, a taxi appears out of oblivion.
Taxi: BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!! (add ten more of those)
The three baka's stared frozen into the headlights of the oncoming taxi.
Yahiko: WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!! --shrieks like a little girl--
Sano: NOOO!! FUTAE NO KIWAMI!!! --gets into position and strikes the fierce taxi. The engine flies out and lands on the bakery and blows up INTO A MILLION FIERY PIECES!! The driver just stares in disbelief-- Yahiko: FREE BREAD!!!
Kenshin: I think we should go!! --grabs Yahiko and Sano before they could lunge towards the flaming sweet stuff. Sirens are heard in the distance--
2 hours later
The Kenshin-gumi have dodged the police, and are sitting in an alley, wallowing in their misery.
Yahiko: If I ever get back home... I'll be nice to Kaoru...
Sano: If I ever get home... I'll pay off my bill at the Akabeko...
Kenshin: I'll... umm... do more laundry (even Sano's socks)...
The three guys sigh exasperatedly. Suddenly, two men in black coats approach them.
Mysterious Guy #1: Himura Kenshin, Myojin Yahiko, Sagara Sanosuke?
Kenshin: Oro?
Yahiko: Umm... yeah?
Sano: What the --bleeeeeeeppp-- do you want?
Mysterious Guy #2: We are here to return you to your time (don't get mad at us!).
Mysterious Guy #1: Prepare to be neutralized.
Both guys put on sunglasses and one pulls out long shiny thing and holds it up in front of them. He presses a button... and nothing happens.
Mysterious guy #1: --keeps pressing button-- Darn it... Jimmy, did you remember to change the batteries??
Jimmy: You were supposed to do it, Mikey!
Mikey: You're so stupid! How did I end up with a partner like you??
Jimmy: Hey! Mom says you can't be mean to me!!
Jimmy and Mikey got into a long brawl, which only ended because Jimmy threatened to call his mommy.
Mikey: JEEZ!! YOU THREE! THIS DIDN'T HAPPEN! DO NOT REMEMBER ANYTHING! OR ELSE!!
Sano: --slightly annoyed-- Or else what?
Mikey: --ominously-- Or else you will have to sit in a room... with a moose!!
Sano: NOoooOOoo!
Mikey: Mwa ha ha!! --pushes a button--
Kenshin, Sanosuke, and Yahiko are suddenly in another swirly vortex of doom! They land in a heap on a dusty ground. They slowly get up to realize, that they're back at the dojo! Kaoru suddenly appears, dressed in a black kimono.
Kaoru: --gasps-- YOU'RE ALIVE!! --glomps Kenshin--
Kenshin: ORO?
Kaoru: We all thought you were dead!!
Sano: We?
Kaoru leads them to the front of the dojo, where a large group of people were gathered.
Megumi: He was such a good doggie... er... rooster... um... person... yeah, that's it...
Saitou: NOoooOOO!! WHYYYYY!??! I MISS HIM ALREADY!!!
Aoshi: --crying uncontrollably-- HIMURA!! I WAS THE ONE THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO KILL YOU!! --dramatic music starts playing--
Misao: --comforting Aoshi-- Maa, maa...
Yutaro: My buddy... --gets teary eyed--
Tsubame: Yay! I mean... NO!
Enishi: I FORGIVE YOU, BATTOUSAI!!
Hiko: Baka Deshi... --starts sobbing and shoulders start heaving-- (obviously drunk) So young! SOOO YOUNG!!
Kenshin walks towards Hiko.
Kenshin: Master!! --hugs Hiko-- You do care!!
Hiko: AAAAAHH! His GHOST!! --runs out of the dojo screaming like freaked out school girl--
Everyone stares at the three guys.
Yahiko: Umm... hi...
Tsubame: NOOOOoooOOOOOoOOooOOoo!!!!! Oh, I mean, MY GOODNESS! YOU'RE BACK!
Enishi: Umm, I take it back...
Aoshi: --poker face back on--....
Saitou: Ok, umm... I'll be going now... --leaves awkwardly--
Everybody starts to leave in an awkward silence, leaving the Kenshin-gumi in an even more awkward silence.
Kenshin: Oro-ro...
THE END!!
Kie-san: Hmm, didn't see that ending coming... (kind of Invader Zimmy...) I guess that's what sleep depravation does to ya!
Aku-chan: We made two chapters in one day, so CONGRATULATE US AT LEAST!!
Kie-san: She means- please review!
Aku-chan: Our ego's need to be inflated once in a while...
Kie-san: --yawns-- Sleepy time... I hope you all at least liked some parts!!
Aku-chan: --already snoring-- NNnggg....
Kie-san: Well, that was an emotionally packed title. Anyway, we managed to get out of our... er... predicament.
Aku-chan: I can't believe we forgot about our authoress powers!!
Kie-san: Yeah, we're stupid that way... Well, I got us out of the ropes...
Aku-chan: And I punished my brother... mwa ha ha!!
Kie-san: Oh yeah, what -did- you do to him?
Aku-chan: --laughing even more evilly-- I turned him into a hamster and sent him into the Hamtaro Universe. Mwa ha ha! I won't let him out until he screams bloody murder!
Kie-san: --cringes-- Oooh, harsh (she really is evil...). Well, this is the last chapter!
Aku-chan: Finally! We've been torturing them for long enough.
Yahiko: I'll say...
Kie-san and Aku-chan: Well, Enjoy!!
Chapter 7
It is mid afternoon and our heroes are wandering the streets, looking for food.
Sano: --stomach growls-- FoooOOOood....
Yahiko: --stomach also growling-- Man, I'd even eat Kaoru's cooking...
Kenshin: --swirly eyed-- Oro-ro...
The group starts crossing a wide street, hoping to get to a bakery on the other side. Suddenly, a taxi appears out of oblivion.
Taxi: BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!! (add ten more of those)
The three baka's stared frozen into the headlights of the oncoming taxi.
Yahiko: WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!! --shrieks like a little girl--
Sano: NOOO!! FUTAE NO KIWAMI!!! --gets into position and strikes the fierce taxi. The engine flies out and lands on the bakery and blows up INTO A MILLION FIERY PIECES!! The driver just stares in disbelief-- Yahiko: FREE BREAD!!!
Kenshin: I think we should go!! --grabs Yahiko and Sano before they could lunge towards the flaming sweet stuff. Sirens are heard in the distance--
2 hours later
The Kenshin-gumi have dodged the police, and are sitting in an alley, wallowing in their misery.
Yahiko: If I ever get back home... I'll be nice to Kaoru...
Sano: If I ever get home... I'll pay off my bill at the Akabeko...
Kenshin: I'll... umm... do more laundry (even Sano's socks)...
The three guys sigh exasperatedly. Suddenly, two men in black coats approach them.
Mysterious Guy #1: Himura Kenshin, Myojin Yahiko, Sagara Sanosuke?
Kenshin: Oro?
Yahiko: Umm... yeah?
Sano: What the --bleeeeeeeppp-- do you want?
Mysterious Guy #2: We are here to return you to your time (don't get mad at us!).
Mysterious Guy #1: Prepare to be neutralized.
Both guys put on sunglasses and one pulls out long shiny thing and holds it up in front of them. He presses a button... and nothing happens.
Mysterious guy #1: --keeps pressing button-- Darn it... Jimmy, did you remember to change the batteries??
Jimmy: You were supposed to do it, Mikey!
Mikey: You're so stupid! How did I end up with a partner like you??
Jimmy: Hey! Mom says you can't be mean to me!!
Jimmy and Mikey got into a long brawl, which only ended because Jimmy threatened to call his mommy.
Mikey: JEEZ!! YOU THREE! THIS DIDN'T HAPPEN! DO NOT REMEMBER ANYTHING! OR ELSE!!
Sano: --slightly annoyed-- Or else what?
Mikey: --ominously-- Or else you will have to sit in a room... with a moose!!
Sano: NOoooOOoo!
Mikey: Mwa ha ha!! --pushes a button--
Kenshin, Sanosuke, and Yahiko are suddenly in another swirly vortex of doom! They land in a heap on a dusty ground. They slowly get up to realize, that they're back at the dojo! Kaoru suddenly appears, dressed in a black kimono.
Kaoru: --gasps-- YOU'RE ALIVE!! --glomps Kenshin--
Kenshin: ORO?
Kaoru: We all thought you were dead!!
Sano: We?
Kaoru leads them to the front of the dojo, where a large group of people were gathered.
Megumi: He was such a good doggie... er... rooster... um... person... yeah, that's it...
Saitou: NOoooOOO!! WHYYYYY!??! I MISS HIM ALREADY!!!
Aoshi: --crying uncontrollably-- HIMURA!! I WAS THE ONE THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO KILL YOU!! --dramatic music starts playing--
Misao: --comforting Aoshi-- Maa, maa...
Yutaro: My buddy... --gets teary eyed--
Tsubame: Yay! I mean... NO!
Enishi: I FORGIVE YOU, BATTOUSAI!!
Hiko: Baka Deshi... --starts sobbing and shoulders start heaving-- (obviously drunk) So young! SOOO YOUNG!!
Kenshin walks towards Hiko.
Kenshin: Master!! --hugs Hiko-- You do care!!
Hiko: AAAAAHH! His GHOST!! --runs out of the dojo screaming like freaked out school girl--
Everyone stares at the three guys.
Yahiko: Umm... hi...
Tsubame: NOOOOoooOOOOOoOOooOOoo!!!!! Oh, I mean, MY GOODNESS! YOU'RE BACK!
Enishi: Umm, I take it back...
Aoshi: --poker face back on--....
Saitou: Ok, umm... I'll be going now... --leaves awkwardly--
Everybody starts to leave in an awkward silence, leaving the Kenshin-gumi in an even more awkward silence.
Kenshin: Oro-ro...
THE END!!
Kie-san: Hmm, didn't see that ending coming... (kind of Invader Zimmy...) I guess that's what sleep depravation does to ya!
Aku-chan: We made two chapters in one day, so CONGRATULATE US AT LEAST!!
Kie-san: She means- please review!
Aku-chan: Our ego's need to be inflated once in a while...
Kie-san: --yawns-- Sleepy time... I hope you all at least liked some parts!!
Aku-chan: --already snoring-- NNnggg....