Author:www.fan.fic
Authors Note:Thanks for the reviews. Here's chapter three.
Rob Van Dam: (Comes out of his car and shakes his head) People in the city need to learn to relax. (Shakes his head again watching Taker beat the snot out of Jericho)
Rob Van Dam gets back in his car and drives off. And above him flies The Hurricane and Rosie. Their music plays as they land on a building.
Hurricane: I am HURRICANE! (Makes pose)
Rosie: I am S.H.I.T! Super Hero in Training. (Makes his pose blocking the Hurricane)
Hurricane: Hey, Rosie. (Taps Rosie on the shoulder)
Rosie: What? Oh. (Gets behind Hurricane.)
Hurricane: Holy %#$$@! (Points to a flaming building) That construction is on fire! And there are people inside! Let's go Rosie!
Rosie: Okay!
They fly into the building.
People Below: What's that?! It's a bird! It's a plane!
Booker T: No! It's the worst wrestlers in the business suckaaaaaas!
Christian: (Is showing off his muscles) Yes! I'm great! I know!
Booker T: Well not as bad him. Now can you dig that?!
Austin: (Walks by with a can of beer and looks up at the building) What! Is going on?
A few minutes later Hurricane comes out with a bunch of people. Then Rosie comes out beating someone up.
Rosie: That will teach you set fires!
Hurricane: (Flies over with his hands on his hips) Rosie! This man didn't start the fire! He is a victim! And you smashed him like a bug! What's up with that?!
Meanwhile, at Kane's house. Kane is watching TV with a bunch of cops pointing guns at him.
TV: (Goldberg appears on a commercial saying) You're next! To try Goldberg gum, availible to you in stores now!
Kane: (Stands up and walks to the phone) I'm ordering a pizza. Does anyone have any spare... CHANGE?!!!!
Cop: Walks over to Kane slowly and hands him some money.
Kane: (Dials on the phone)
Pizza Hut: Hello? Kane: Hello! I'd like some pizza! Some pizza that is... hot.... Like fire! (Laughs evilly)
Pizza Hut: Sure. Where do you live sir?
Kane: You want to know where I live? WELL THE ONLY WAY YOU CAN KNOW, IS BY COMING HERE YOUSELF!!!!!!!!!
Pizza Hut: Yep. So where do you live?
A few minutes later the doorbell rings.
Kane: I'LL GET IT! (He walks to the door)
And at the door is Rob Van Dam.
Rob: Hey Kane! How's a going?
Kane: Don't make fun of me! (Chokeslams Rob and slams the door)
Rob: Uncool dude!
On the side walk Lance storm is watching.
Lance: How come I can't be interesting like that?!
Then a truck stops next to him and the window roles down to reveal Stone Cold.
Austin: BORING! (Drives off)
Lance: I'll show you! With this speech! (Takes out a peace of paper)
Next chapter's on its way! And more reviews please!
Authors Note:Thanks for the reviews. Here's chapter three.
Rob Van Dam: (Comes out of his car and shakes his head) People in the city need to learn to relax. (Shakes his head again watching Taker beat the snot out of Jericho)
Rob Van Dam gets back in his car and drives off. And above him flies The Hurricane and Rosie. Their music plays as they land on a building.
Hurricane: I am HURRICANE! (Makes pose)
Rosie: I am S.H.I.T! Super Hero in Training. (Makes his pose blocking the Hurricane)
Hurricane: Hey, Rosie. (Taps Rosie on the shoulder)
Rosie: What? Oh. (Gets behind Hurricane.)
Hurricane: Holy %#$$@! (Points to a flaming building) That construction is on fire! And there are people inside! Let's go Rosie!
Rosie: Okay!
They fly into the building.
People Below: What's that?! It's a bird! It's a plane!
Booker T: No! It's the worst wrestlers in the business suckaaaaaas!
Christian: (Is showing off his muscles) Yes! I'm great! I know!
Booker T: Well not as bad him. Now can you dig that?!
Austin: (Walks by with a can of beer and looks up at the building) What! Is going on?
A few minutes later Hurricane comes out with a bunch of people. Then Rosie comes out beating someone up.
Rosie: That will teach you set fires!
Hurricane: (Flies over with his hands on his hips) Rosie! This man didn't start the fire! He is a victim! And you smashed him like a bug! What's up with that?!
Meanwhile, at Kane's house. Kane is watching TV with a bunch of cops pointing guns at him.
TV: (Goldberg appears on a commercial saying) You're next! To try Goldberg gum, availible to you in stores now!
Kane: (Stands up and walks to the phone) I'm ordering a pizza. Does anyone have any spare... CHANGE?!!!!
Cop: Walks over to Kane slowly and hands him some money.
Kane: (Dials on the phone)
Pizza Hut: Hello? Kane: Hello! I'd like some pizza! Some pizza that is... hot.... Like fire! (Laughs evilly)
Pizza Hut: Sure. Where do you live sir?
Kane: You want to know where I live? WELL THE ONLY WAY YOU CAN KNOW, IS BY COMING HERE YOUSELF!!!!!!!!!
Pizza Hut: Yep. So where do you live?
A few minutes later the doorbell rings.
Kane: I'LL GET IT! (He walks to the door)
And at the door is Rob Van Dam.
Rob: Hey Kane! How's a going?
Kane: Don't make fun of me! (Chokeslams Rob and slams the door)
Rob: Uncool dude!
On the side walk Lance storm is watching.
Lance: How come I can't be interesting like that?!
Then a truck stops next to him and the window roles down to reveal Stone Cold.
Austin: BORING! (Drives off)
Lance: I'll show you! With this speech! (Takes out a peace of paper)
Next chapter's on its way! And more reviews please!