Author:www.fan.fic
Lance Storm is reading his long and boring speech. Soon the people in the naborhood are all asleep.
Lance: And that's why I, Lance Storm, am not boring.
Kane: SHUT UP!!! (Burst through the door)
Lance: Oh shit! Runs off with Kane chasing him.
Meanwhile, at a clothes shop, Brock Lesnar is buying some new shirts.
Clerk: How bout this one sir? (She hands him a pretty ugly shirt)
Brock: It's so ugly, it's actually painful to look at. (Flexes his muscles) Well I LOVE pain (Laughs)
Clerk: So you'll buy it?
Brock: (Puts a hand in her face) Quiet! You hear smell that? (Sniffs the air) It's the smell of GOLD MEDALS!
Kurt Angle then runs through swiping the shirt.
Kurt: Ha ha! This shirt is mine now!
Brock: I don't think so! (Starts to chase Kurt Angle)
Brock chases Kurt a through the mall.
Kurt: Give it up Brock! There is no way I'm giving up this shirt!
Brock: Give it up Kurt, and then get ready for the pain!
Kurt: Never! (They start slapping each other)
Brock: Ow! Why you little! (Picks Kurt up and gives an evil grin. He walks over to the edge of the floor and F-5's Kurt off the third floor)
Kurt falls into a large wagon where a pie-eating contest is taking place.
Rock: What in blue cherry pies! Hey! (Stands up and looks at the judges) The Rock said he'd pie! But he never said he'd eat an Olympic hero with a swollen head!
Kurt: Oooooooooooooooh
Rock: Get off! (Pushes Kurt Angle of this pie) Ah hell! You poisoned the pie with your Angleness! Well I'll just have to go COOK something. Jabronies! (Walks off)
Outside Shawn Micheols, Rikishi, and Booker T are having a dancing competition.
Shawn: (Doing his dance that he does whenever he comes out to the ring) Oh yeah! I know I'm sexy! Ha Ha!
Chris Jericho: Yeah, yeah! Step aside junior! (Begins a stupid dance)
Booker T: You're not even in the competition suckaaa! Jericho: Whatever (Continues to dance)
Rikishi: Don't worry. I'll take care of him. (Starts to dance closer and closer to Jericho till he's close enough to....... give him a stink face!)
Jericho: Oh god! (Runs off as everyone laughs)
And that was chapter 4!
Lance Storm is reading his long and boring speech. Soon the people in the naborhood are all asleep.
Lance: And that's why I, Lance Storm, am not boring.
Kane: SHUT UP!!! (Burst through the door)
Lance: Oh shit! Runs off with Kane chasing him.
Meanwhile, at a clothes shop, Brock Lesnar is buying some new shirts.
Clerk: How bout this one sir? (She hands him a pretty ugly shirt)
Brock: It's so ugly, it's actually painful to look at. (Flexes his muscles) Well I LOVE pain (Laughs)
Clerk: So you'll buy it?
Brock: (Puts a hand in her face) Quiet! You hear smell that? (Sniffs the air) It's the smell of GOLD MEDALS!
Kurt Angle then runs through swiping the shirt.
Kurt: Ha ha! This shirt is mine now!
Brock: I don't think so! (Starts to chase Kurt Angle)
Brock chases Kurt a through the mall.
Kurt: Give it up Brock! There is no way I'm giving up this shirt!
Brock: Give it up Kurt, and then get ready for the pain!
Kurt: Never! (They start slapping each other)
Brock: Ow! Why you little! (Picks Kurt up and gives an evil grin. He walks over to the edge of the floor and F-5's Kurt off the third floor)
Kurt falls into a large wagon where a pie-eating contest is taking place.
Rock: What in blue cherry pies! Hey! (Stands up and looks at the judges) The Rock said he'd pie! But he never said he'd eat an Olympic hero with a swollen head!
Kurt: Oooooooooooooooh
Rock: Get off! (Pushes Kurt Angle of this pie) Ah hell! You poisoned the pie with your Angleness! Well I'll just have to go COOK something. Jabronies! (Walks off)
Outside Shawn Micheols, Rikishi, and Booker T are having a dancing competition.
Shawn: (Doing his dance that he does whenever he comes out to the ring) Oh yeah! I know I'm sexy! Ha Ha!
Chris Jericho: Yeah, yeah! Step aside junior! (Begins a stupid dance)
Booker T: You're not even in the competition suckaaa! Jericho: Whatever (Continues to dance)
Rikishi: Don't worry. I'll take care of him. (Starts to dance closer and closer to Jericho till he's close enough to....... give him a stink face!)
Jericho: Oh god! (Runs off as everyone laughs)
And that was chapter 4!