Author:www.fan.fic
Authors Note: Thank you for all the reviews. And thank you Hearts Desire for the idea at Mattitude's Cleaners. I wasn't sure how good this fic would turn out, but I think I'm going to keep righting for a while.
Chris Jericho keeps running till he returns to Mattitude's Cleaners. The glass has just been shattered and a policeman (Big Boss Man) is talking with Shannon and Matt. But what scared the heck out of Jericho was that Undertaker was waiting for him.
Jericho: Oh god no! (Starts to run away as Undertaker chases him)
Big Boss Man: So was anything stolen?
Matt: (Looks back at Mattitude's Cleaners and points to how empty it is) Yeah everything was stolen! What sort of cop are you?!
Noble: And Nidia! Don't forget Nidia!
BBM: Kidnap you say? (Takes notes) now what did the robber look like?
Crash: Well he didn't look mattitude (makes sign) that's for sure.
BBM: Okay, okay. I think I've figured out who took your stuff.
Chris Jericho runs by with Taker chasing him. Boss Man clotheslines him.
BBM: Got you! Now give back the stuff! (Starts hitting him with the nightstick harder than needed)
Shannon: But it wasn't him.
BBM: Oh! Sorry about that! (Hits Jericho with the stick one more time)
Jericho: Ow! That's okay. Damnit! (Undertaker starts beating him up)
BBM: I'm stumped! Who could have done this?
Hurricane and Rosie fly onto the scene.
Hurricane: Isn't it obvious?
BBM: Burglars! (Starts hitting Rosie with the nightstick)
Matt: What the hell! They're superheroes!
Shannon: Yeah they're superheroes!
BBM: Oh! So who do you think did it? (Hits Rosie with the nightstick again)
Hurricane: Well you'd have to be rich to pull off something like this! And then you'd have to like a little TRAMP like Nidia!
Noble: Hey!
Hurricane: Well who's rich? And likes little tramps. I'll tell you whom! It's-
Rosie: Goldust! (Gives a thumbs up) Hurricane: No! It's Mr. Mchman you silly little S.H.I.T! And of course by that I mean super hero in training. Now let's go! (They fly off)
Matt: Shannon! Did you hire all these people?
Shannon: No I-
Matt: Excuses, excuses! (Walks into the cleaners mumbling)
At Vince's office Shane's knocking on the door.
Vince: Come in! (Kisses Sable and Nidia)
Shane: (His music plays as he does the money walk all the way to Vince's desk)
Vince: What the hell do you want?
Shane: I want revenge dad! You set mom up for that evil Eric Bishop guy to get in and kiss her and-and-and.. oh god I can't even say it! But if I can't take down Eric then I'll take down you instead! (Starts to do the walk again)
Vince: Quit skipping around damnit! If you want Eric so bad then go and get him! (Pushes a button that opens up a door. Eric is behind it)
Eric: Yeah come and get me-
Shane: (Starts beating him up)
Sable: (Walks over and kisses Shane on the lips)
Eric: (Able to start kicking Shane with the distraction) Thank you Sable! (Kicks again)
Sable: My pleasure. (Blows a kiss to Eric who starts to give loving looks to Sable)
Shane: (With this distraction starts beating up Eric once more)
Sable: Oops!
Shane: Come on Eric! What's the matter? (Does the money walk)
Just then Shane is hit in the back with a still chair. And the one holding the chair is........................................................(Here's a big hint. At Summer Slam it was Eric vs. Shane. Shane was hit then in the back with a chair! And the one holding the chair was..................) ......Coach!
J.R.: Coach?
King: Coach?
Shane: Coach?! Ow!
Matt: Coach?
Shannon: Coach?
Crash: Coach? Mattitude! (Makes sign)
Taker: (Beating up Jericho) Coach?
Jericho: Coach: Coach? (Faints)
Vince: That's right! Coach! (Laughs evilly)
To be continued.....
So was this chapter good? I wrote it really late, like at twelve. If you guys really like this I'll keep righting it.
Authors Note: Thank you for all the reviews. And thank you Hearts Desire for the idea at Mattitude's Cleaners. I wasn't sure how good this fic would turn out, but I think I'm going to keep righting for a while.
Chris Jericho keeps running till he returns to Mattitude's Cleaners. The glass has just been shattered and a policeman (Big Boss Man) is talking with Shannon and Matt. But what scared the heck out of Jericho was that Undertaker was waiting for him.
Jericho: Oh god no! (Starts to run away as Undertaker chases him)
Big Boss Man: So was anything stolen?
Matt: (Looks back at Mattitude's Cleaners and points to how empty it is) Yeah everything was stolen! What sort of cop are you?!
Noble: And Nidia! Don't forget Nidia!
BBM: Kidnap you say? (Takes notes) now what did the robber look like?
Crash: Well he didn't look mattitude (makes sign) that's for sure.
BBM: Okay, okay. I think I've figured out who took your stuff.
Chris Jericho runs by with Taker chasing him. Boss Man clotheslines him.
BBM: Got you! Now give back the stuff! (Starts hitting him with the nightstick harder than needed)
Shannon: But it wasn't him.
BBM: Oh! Sorry about that! (Hits Jericho with the stick one more time)
Jericho: Ow! That's okay. Damnit! (Undertaker starts beating him up)
BBM: I'm stumped! Who could have done this?
Hurricane and Rosie fly onto the scene.
Hurricane: Isn't it obvious?
BBM: Burglars! (Starts hitting Rosie with the nightstick)
Matt: What the hell! They're superheroes!
Shannon: Yeah they're superheroes!
BBM: Oh! So who do you think did it? (Hits Rosie with the nightstick again)
Hurricane: Well you'd have to be rich to pull off something like this! And then you'd have to like a little TRAMP like Nidia!
Noble: Hey!
Hurricane: Well who's rich? And likes little tramps. I'll tell you whom! It's-
Rosie: Goldust! (Gives a thumbs up) Hurricane: No! It's Mr. Mchman you silly little S.H.I.T! And of course by that I mean super hero in training. Now let's go! (They fly off)
Matt: Shannon! Did you hire all these people?
Shannon: No I-
Matt: Excuses, excuses! (Walks into the cleaners mumbling)
At Vince's office Shane's knocking on the door.
Vince: Come in! (Kisses Sable and Nidia)
Shane: (His music plays as he does the money walk all the way to Vince's desk)
Vince: What the hell do you want?
Shane: I want revenge dad! You set mom up for that evil Eric Bishop guy to get in and kiss her and-and-and.. oh god I can't even say it! But if I can't take down Eric then I'll take down you instead! (Starts to do the walk again)
Vince: Quit skipping around damnit! If you want Eric so bad then go and get him! (Pushes a button that opens up a door. Eric is behind it)
Eric: Yeah come and get me-
Shane: (Starts beating him up)
Sable: (Walks over and kisses Shane on the lips)
Eric: (Able to start kicking Shane with the distraction) Thank you Sable! (Kicks again)
Sable: My pleasure. (Blows a kiss to Eric who starts to give loving looks to Sable)
Shane: (With this distraction starts beating up Eric once more)
Sable: Oops!
Shane: Come on Eric! What's the matter? (Does the money walk)
Just then Shane is hit in the back with a still chair. And the one holding the chair is........................................................(Here's a big hint. At Summer Slam it was Eric vs. Shane. Shane was hit then in the back with a chair! And the one holding the chair was..................) ......Coach!
J.R.: Coach?
King: Coach?
Shane: Coach?! Ow!
Matt: Coach?
Shannon: Coach?
Crash: Coach? Mattitude! (Makes sign)
Taker: (Beating up Jericho) Coach?
Jericho: Coach: Coach? (Faints)
Vince: That's right! Coach! (Laughs evilly)
To be continued.....
So was this chapter good? I wrote it really late, like at twelve. If you guys really like this I'll keep righting it.