A/N: Ok, here is my fourth story. The next one that follows may or may not be related in some way to this one, but I haven't decided. Anyway, hope you enjoy this! R&R!

OBLIGATORY SORTA SEX SCENE

"Daniel, stop it! Anyone could walk in at any time." Came Janet's voice from behind the door. Sam froze just before knocking on it and listened.

"Don't worry, Janet. No on is going to come in, especially without knocking. Relax." Daniel replied. There was no noise for several seconds, then Sam heard movement.

"No, now go to work. Do you have any idea what would happen if someone came in and saw this? I'd never live it down. Go." Janet said. Sam heard Daniel sigh deeply.

"Just a few more minutes, please? No on is going to find out. And you know how I get if I don't come and see you before lunch time." Daniel whined. Sam blinked in surprise. So that's why they hadn't seen Daniel much recently- he has been with Janet! Sam grinned widely at the thought of her friends finally getting together. She focused back on the situation at hand just in time to hear Janet sigh.

"Fine, just a little more. But then you have to go, and if you are a good little archeologist, we'll see about a meeting after my rounds later. Ok?" Janet bargained. Sam could practically see Daniel grin and nod spastically.

"Carter? Whatcha doin?" Sam jumped as her CO spoke behind her.

"Shhhh! Listen." Sam hissed. Jack raised an eyebrow at her, but leaned in to listen anyway.

"Did you hear that? Daniel?"

"Hmmm?"

"Get your brain away from there and listen to me! I hear voices." Janet demanded. They heard Daniel inhale deeply, as if there wasn't a problem in the world, heard an odd sound that must have come from the lips some how, and a groan.

"Fine. Want me to leave?" he asked.

"I guess. But meet me here tonight, ok?" Sam suddenly remembered why she was there. And since she didn't want to be caught spying on her friends, she promptly knocked on the door.

"I told you I heard voices! Hurry up!" Janet hissed. A few moments later, they heard, "Um, come in." Sam opened the door and walked in, followed closely by Jack.

"Hey guys! Whatcha been doin in here?" Jack asked, grinned like a Cheshire Cat. Daniel and Janet looked guiltily at each other.

"We're busted aren't we?" Janet asked and the two other officers nodded.

"Look, guys it isn't what you think." Daniel started.

"Give it up, Daniel. They caught us. Sam, Colonel...I am afraid that I have a confession to make. I have been slipping Dr. Jackson coffee, against my better judgment, I might add, to keep him and everyone else on base sane." Janet explained.

"Why would you need to slip him coffee?" Jack asked.

"I originally ordered him to never have coffee again, but since he gets so...err...well, you know, I decided to give him an occasional bit of contraband caffeine. Which is why we are hiding in my office. If everyone else knew I was treating Dr. Jackson differently, they would annoy me about it." She explained further. Sam and Jack nodded dumbly for a moment, then realized what they had been thinking earlier.

"Oh...OH! I see, well, umm.....I brought these down here for you. I will just be going. See ya later, Janet!" Sam said and hurried out of the room.

"Uh, and I was just...um...looking for Carter. Found her! Bye!" Jack called and also beat a hasty retreat.

Daniel and Janet watched as their friends left, then turned to each other as the door closed once again. Daniel broke out into a full blown grin.

"Think they suspected anything?" he asked his lover.

"I don't think so, not after the coffee story I just told them." Janet replied.

"Which, might I add, was rather brilliant." He said, sauntering over to her.

"Thank you, but we do need to be a bit more cautious." Janet replied, wrapping her arms around his neck. Daniel pulled her closer and nuzzled her ear.

"This isn't being cautious, ya know." He said.

"Blame it on the coffee." Janet said and kissed him.

"Mmmm, just the way I like it." Daniel replied and the two kissed again.
Soon, coffee was the last thing on either Doctor's mind.