Hey y'all! Miss me? Well, I'd like to thank my first reviewers. Pooches gracias, guyz! K, I'm gonna put neopet, petpet, and faerie cameos in this with my reviewers in this story. More info at bottom author's note. Nuff of my yakin', on with the story!

"OOMF!" Was the first sound Starfire made as she landed on a small clearing in a thick forest. Raven, Robin, Cyborg, Terra, and Beast Boy joined soon after.
"Oh, my head," Beast Boy complained. He looked around the clearing. "Uh, guys, where exactly are we?" Robin shrugged his shoulders. Suddenly, they heard a rustle in the forest and huddled together in fear. A red, semi cat-like creature with 2 sets of ears and a collar with the letter A on it came out.
"Sup," it said, "wuz y'all doin' here in the 'wood?"
"Uhhhh, I have absolutely no clue miss, um, mister," Robin asked dumbfounded.
"Miz. And ma name is Mo' Money Monique. But, y'all's can call me Triple M or Monique if ya want, though." She said.
"Well, um, Monique, you tell us exactly where we are?" Raven inquired.
"K, but before I give ya the wheal-a-deala tip on that, y'all's wouldn't happen to be da Teen Titans, wouldja?"
"Yeah, I'm Robin, leader of the Teen Titans."
"Oh snapples! Y'all's gonna cum with me! Fyoras' waitin'!" And the red Aisha dragged the 6 titans across the forest.
"Hey Monique! Where ya goin' and who are those freaks?" A green Lupe standing on the side asked.
"Who you callin' a freak!" Beast Boy yelled. Mo' Money tried to explain, "Not now pant Carlo 22 pant Gather up pant SpanishGalleria's pant pets! pant pant pant" By now, Carlo 22 was running with them.
"Gotcha! Should I get Cory and Zippy, too?
"YES!"
"Okay" And the Lupe ran ahead.

About half an hour later...

"Are we there yet?" B.B. asked.
"Almost," Monique said, "why don't we take a break?" and the Aisha leaped onto a stump. "Okay," Robin said, "let's get some things straight here. First of all, where are we?" "Vaguely, Neopia. Specifically, the forest that borders Neopia Central." Monique explained. The titans stared at her with blank expression etched on their faces. The Aisha could tell they had absolutely no clue what Neopia was "You probably wanna know what Neopia is, right?" she asked nervously. "No, really, ya think!" Terra snipped on the sarcastico tip. Monique rolled her eyes. Of course, you can't really see an Aisha roll its' eyes because there closed 24/7. Anyways, back to the story. "K, here's the skinny on Neopia. Once upon a time, a planet appeared and it was surrounded by thick, black foggy air stuff. Then a beam of light shot threw the fog and suddenly, a neopet appeared. More specifically, a Shoyru. Ya know those cute little dragons everyone loves?" The titans just stared. "Uh, okay. I'll tell y'all's 'bout that later. Anyways, then A JubJub appeared and the rest is history!" "Uhhh, okay. What exactly lives in Neopia?" Raven asked next. "Well, neopets, duh! Oh, and faeries, but I'll get to that later. Anyways, a neopet, is, well, me..." Monique said. There was silence. And then Starfire, as innocent and naive as she is, spoke up; "You mean the creatures that inhabit this place all look like you?" The apple red Aisha softly let out a giggle. "Oh, no sweetie. There are 47 different kinds of neopets, all different from each other!" "Cool. What other kinds are there?" Cyborg asked. "Well, y'all remember that big, green wolf-like dude we passed on the road?" "Yeah," "Well, dat's a Lupe. And as soon as that crappy crap-head comes back, y'all will be able to see an Acara, a Buzz, a Wocky, and a Shoyru. They're cool." "Did you just call me a crap-head?" The green Lupe from before piped up, entering the clearing. "Sup, Carlita." Monique taunted. "Don't call me that!" Carlo yelled. "Whateva. Do ya have everyone?" "Mabey..." "Just hand them over for holy crap's sake!" "Okay, okay! Who put a Buzzer down your pants? Come on out guys." 5 images emerged from the shadows. One was a looked like a blue cat with a pink mane around its neck and red eyes. "What up, Zahzie?" Monique greeted to the blue cat. "Howdy, Monique!" It greeted back. "Guys, this is Zahzie 12, a Wocky. Zahzie, guys." "Hey y'all!" The Wocky greeted. "HI!" A green creature with thick, green antennae and big blue eyes said with an annoying, high-pitched voice. "Hi Chuchie," Mo' Money said nonchalantly. "Guys this Chuchie Poochie, an Acara. Chuchie, guys." "Hello," a meek voice greeted. A small, light orange dragon-like being came from the dark. "Hey Nikki," Monique said surprisingly soothing. "Guys, this is NikkiChan13, a Shoyru. Nikki, guys." "Forget 'bout us?" A large, green bug said. "Hey, Zippy! Wassup?" The red Aisha greeted "Guys, this is Zippy, a Buzz. Zippy, guys. "HI!" Another voice equally annoying, but not as high-pitched as Chuchie's said. "Hi Cory. Guys this is Cory, a human. Don't ask." "Well, now that intros are out of the way," Piped up the green Acara, "we can make are way to Fyora' castle!"

Well, how'd U like it? Pleez review. I need opinions. And I really don't want any flames. Nikki whispers in my ear Oh yeah, the cameos. If U would like to be a cameo in my story, pleez fill out the following form

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NOTE: If you wanna be a faerie, U may be Water, Fire, Dark, Earth, Air, Light, and Grey. If U wanna be a pet or petpet, U may be any color, including paintbrush colors (except Stone or Glass) I will not be able to fit everyone in, but I'll try to fit as much as I can. Also, U cannot be any of the titans' pets or petpets for I have already chosen. (I'll post the list/colors of them ASAP) But, if anyone as any ideas for Terra's petpet, Pleez tell me!!!