A/N: This is set in the future. Janet did not die (the TV lied, I am telling you! If she did die, then she pulled a Daniel Jackson and just came back again, so there!) Anyway, Jack and Sam are together, and so are Janet and Daniel.

Stupid Men!

Jack and Daniel sat in the living room of Jack's house, watching the game progress. Jack was proud of himself for finally getting Daniel to see the light when it came to hockey, and he grinned proudly at his friend as Daniel screamed at the TV.

"Are you kidding me? He can't do that! Where in the world are the refs looking, at the stands? How could they miss that?" Daniel cried, causing Jack to just laugh at him.

"Give it up, Danny. The Wilds are going to win this." He proclaimed and Daniel just glared at him.

"With the way Avalanche is playing, I am inclined to agree." The younger man said sadly. He had chosen Avalanche as his favorite team, and now they were going up against Jack's favorite, Minnesota Wilds. The score was 4-2, in favor of Jack. Daniel was just glad he hadn't bet Jack too much money on the game. $10 wasn't too much to lose. Both men were so caught up in the game that neither heard the door slam shut and two other people enter the room. The only way they noticed was when both Sam and Janet stood in front of the TV, with Sam turning it off on the set.

"Hey! We were watching that." Both men yelled in unison. However, they both shut up quickly when they noticed the heated and angry looks that their wives were shooting them.

"What did we do this time?" Jack asked.

"Whatever it is, we apologize and won't do it again." Daniel provided. They had been taught well. It didn't happen often, but both men had had to stay at the other's house during each of their pre-marriage time due to pissing the women off.

Janet and Sam continued to glare at them as both tried to compose themselves. Sam stood with her hands on her hips, glaring at her husband of 6 months, whilst Janet had her arms folded over her chest and glared at her husband of 3 months.

"You two are in SO much trouble!" Sam suddenly burst out. The two men looked at each other, then back to their obviously angry wives.

"Do you know that, because of you two, I am going to have to take time off from work for at least 3 months and Sam is going to have to stop going through the gate for at least a year?" Janet cried. At this, the men's heads shot up and looked at the girls standing in front of them.

"What?!"

"Why?"

"Sam, you cant take off that long from going on missions."

"And why would you need to take three months off, Janet?"

"WHAT DID WE DO?" the cried in unison. The women watched them fumble and stumble over themselves, not giving an inch.

"Also, because of you two, I am afraid that we need to move out of these houses." Sam said, continuing the lecture. Daniel and Jack both visibly paled at this.

"Sam, honey, we just moved into this house. Why in the world would we need to move again?" Jack asked, hoping she wouldn't bite his head off for speaking. Sam and Janet looked at each other. Finally, after much silent debate, they decided to give in. They looked back at their husbands as Sam answered his questions.

"Because we need more room for the babies." She answered, trying to hide the slow grin appearing on her face.

"The bab....Babies?" Jack asked slowly, then the light bulb finally popped on.

"You mean, you are both pregnant?" Daniel supplied.

"Yes, and within a week or two of each other, at that." Janet answered. The girls watched their husbands process the information. Jack and Daniel grinned widely and jumped up and grabbed their respective wives in tight hugs.

9 MONTHS LATER.

"Daniel Jackson, you are so dead when this is over!" Janet screamed as another contraction hit.

"Don't bother, Janet, he'll just come back." Sam supplied from the other bed.

"Then I am going to throw his rocks down the garbage disposal." Janet swore. Even amidst all her pain, Sam had to grin at her friend at that.

"Janet, honey, just relax. You need to breathe." Daniel coached, holding his wife's hand and praying that he didn't have any broken fingers after this.

"That goes the same for you, Sam. Breathe. Come on, you can do it, just like they taught us at the seminar." Jack said from his side of the room.

"Jack O'Neill, if this isn't over soon, your Simpson's videos are going to be joining Daniel's rocks in the disposal." Sam threatened. Jack paled even more and prayed along with Daniel and everyone present that this would be over soon. He still couldn't believe that they had gone into labor at the same time. Well, ok, technically, Sam had gone into labor first, but the excitement of it soon threw Janet into labor as well. He shook his head with a grin as Sam went into another contraction.

"Breathe. You can do it...there ya go, another passed." Daniel said, wiping his wife's face off and gently placing a kiss on her cheek.

"Do not kiss me, Dr. Jackson. That is how we got into this mess in the first place." Janet said, trying to relax between her contractions.

"Come on, Sam, not much longer now. Hey, Daniel, Janet! Come on, we'll race ya!" Jack called.

45 minutes later, there were 2 tiny screams, each within a couple minutes of each other. After being cleaned up, they were first handed to their mothers.

"I cant believe it. You were right, Jack. We did get a baby boy." Sam sighed, looking at her newborn son in wonderment. The proud father was standing beside her, staring down at the two most important people in his life.

"What should we name him?" he asked. Sam thought for only a moment before grinning.

On the other side of the room, Daniel and Janet were looking at their new, yawning daughter.

"She needs coffee." Daniel quipped, quietly.

"Oh no you don't. You are not allowed to corrupt this child." Janet replied. She looked up to see her husband's tearful eyes and smile. He smiled back at her, then leaned in to place a soft kiss on her and their baby girl's foreheads.

"What should we name her?" he asked. Janet only thought a moment before grinning back at him.

3 YEARS LATER.

"Daniel! Would you please go get your daughter before she digs up my roses?" Sam called to her friend. Daniel grinned and ran over, removing the small plastic shovel from his daughter's hand.

"I can't help it that she took after her father. She likes looking for artifacts."

"Yes, and all she brings home are tons of rocks." Janet complained good naturedly.

"Like father like daughter." Jack commented, receiving a slight glare from Daniel.

"Oh, like your son isn't just like you, Jack. I mean, look at him!" Daniel said, pointing to the small boy out in the middle of the yard. He was standing in front of the kiddy-pool with a pint-sized fishing pole.

"Think we should tell him that there aren't any fish in there?" Janet asked.

"Now, where have I heard that from?" Sam answered, squeezing her husband's hand. They all looked back at their children, then laughed as Sammie Claire Jackson dumped her two rocks into the pool. Danny Charles O'Neill cried out in a long whine now that his fishing water was dirty.

"Gee, look. An O'Neill annoying a Jackson. There's something new." Daniel said sarcastically. Everyone laughed as the two children played together.

A/N: Ok, short, sweet, but fun to write. I am leaving for my Las Vegas trip soon, so don't expect anything for a week or two. However, I will try to post something for you before I leave Monday morning. R&R!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!