Disclaimer: O.K., what is there to disclaim here? Well, I own myself, M.
also owns herself, we own the plot, J.K. Rowling owns the original versions
of Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy and Ron Weasley, the Red Dragons Order owns
the background and some of the ideas. Hmmm. I do hope she hasn't changed
the headquarters.
So, basically, I'm not quite sure who owns who. It's a mix-up.
Chapter 5
"You did WHAT?!" M. cried as the demon, who was currently sitting on a chair in her room was telling her about the success of his last action. "HOW could you DO that?"
"Well, it was rather easy."
"Gods, I wouldn't want my worst enemy to be in that situation!"
"Really?!" Akvar said and grinned deviously. "Well, well, now I know what to do with you if we ever fight."
"Shut up!!!"
"Well, well, somebody's cranky!"
"And I'm not the only one! Sending Draco and Harry to Trelawney's party! Oh, Gods, Akvar!"
"What's the big deal?" he asked, having an evil smile on his face.
"She's going to predict Harry's death every day at least ten times!"
"Twenty, out of my calculations"
"He'll be dead mad when he gets back"
"But he also has a good sense of humor."
"Yeah. Very good. I can see him laughing now. 'You sent us to Trelawney and acted as us, instead! Ha, ha! You sent everybody on wild goose chases. Ha, ha! You left your marks behind. Ha, ha!"
"Actually, I consider it funny. And a good lesson."
"Shut up!"
"Well, well, somebody's till cranky. Have a crush on Potter, my dear?"
"No, you blasted demon, I don't."
"Malfoy, perhaps?"
"Neither, I just don't like being blown up, thank you."
"You shouldn't have started this revenge thing in the first place."
She glared at him.
"I do whatever I want, Akvar, I think you just shouldn't have done this to Harry."
"And why not?"
"Because he'll be back before you can say 'prank'. I know I would."
Akvar looked at her and burst into laughter.
"Oh, you thought I sent him an invitation to the party?!"
"Well, that's kind of a what you told me."
"No, I didn't! I sent him a letter from Athan."
"Oh!" she said and started laughing. "I thought you blew up everything!"
"No, I didn't. And the vampire is somewhere in the US and has no intention whatsoever of coming back this soon."
"Well, why the hell didn't you tell me so?"
"It slipped my mind."
"Oh, brother."
"So, are you ready for part two of the plan?"
"'Course. And next time, please tell me exactly what you did, will you?"
"And you try to express exactly what causes your displeasure. Deal?"
"Deal"
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Two shadows were slowly walking down the street. One was a tall, blonde man with grey eyes and the other was a slightly shorter dark haired, unnaturally green eyed man.
They reached a small bar and entered it.
"Ah, Harry, how are you?" the bartender asked.
"Fine, thanks Ron."
"What am I, chopped liver?" asked the grey haired man. "I am your sister's husband, you know."
"Of course you are, Draco" the bartender answered, wearing an amused look. "I was just thinking of the good old times we were in school"
"Well, I'm off to finish some of my work" Harry said.
"Yeah, I'll be coming too, there's no way in which I can get Mr. Weasel here to snap out of his two-year-old phase"
"Excuse me, we were eleven when we first went to school"
"Physically yes, mentally no"
"Oh, look who's talking"
The unnatural green eyed man smirked.
"Now, now, play nice, or I'll make sure to get Fred and George near you. And we don't want that, now do we?"
"No!" the other two replied Why would you like to be pranked over and over again?
"Well, I'm going" Harry said and went through the back door and on a larger corridor than anybody would have expected there to be. Well, duh, it was magic!!!
Draco watched him leave.
"Oh, well, I'm off too, I want to see my most beautiful wife"
"You finally said something nice and the skies didn't fall! Oh, God!" Ron said and smirked.
"Ha, ha" the other man replied and left through the same door and got to the same corridor.
He reached an office and entered it, finding Harry inside.
"Well, that went well. He doesn't suspect a thing" he said.
"Of course he doesn't. I'm a good actor" the green eyed man replied.
"And I'm a good actor and one hell of a wizard, admit it."
"Oh, sure you're a great hell of a wizard. You made a wrong spell and turned the papers on my desk on fire when we left, remember?" Harry smirked.
"Ha, ha, I'm dying with laughter."
"I wasn't kidding"
"Ha, ha, I'm cracking up even more."
"You're a lost case for human kind."
Draco smirked.
"Yep. And if you ever want to look like yourself ever again, I'd advice you to play nice."
"Suuure. As long as you will"
"Well, I don't know about you, but I guess I'll go to my own business now and."
"No, you won't"
"What do you mean?" Draco asked confused.
"You've got a wife to see."
"Oh, Ginny, riiight!"
Harry looked at the other man's devilish smile.
"And I wouldn't dare do too much with her, or the real Draco will have your head."
The other man's smile faded.
"Yeah, I guess you're right. Good bye and good night. Hope you enjoy being a man."
*Harry* smirked.
"Go to bed, demon, or I'll have your head and won't wait for Malfoy."
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So, basically, I'm not quite sure who owns who. It's a mix-up.
Chapter 5
"You did WHAT?!" M. cried as the demon, who was currently sitting on a chair in her room was telling her about the success of his last action. "HOW could you DO that?"
"Well, it was rather easy."
"Gods, I wouldn't want my worst enemy to be in that situation!"
"Really?!" Akvar said and grinned deviously. "Well, well, now I know what to do with you if we ever fight."
"Shut up!!!"
"Well, well, somebody's cranky!"
"And I'm not the only one! Sending Draco and Harry to Trelawney's party! Oh, Gods, Akvar!"
"What's the big deal?" he asked, having an evil smile on his face.
"She's going to predict Harry's death every day at least ten times!"
"Twenty, out of my calculations"
"He'll be dead mad when he gets back"
"But he also has a good sense of humor."
"Yeah. Very good. I can see him laughing now. 'You sent us to Trelawney and acted as us, instead! Ha, ha! You sent everybody on wild goose chases. Ha, ha! You left your marks behind. Ha, ha!"
"Actually, I consider it funny. And a good lesson."
"Shut up!"
"Well, well, somebody's till cranky. Have a crush on Potter, my dear?"
"No, you blasted demon, I don't."
"Malfoy, perhaps?"
"Neither, I just don't like being blown up, thank you."
"You shouldn't have started this revenge thing in the first place."
She glared at him.
"I do whatever I want, Akvar, I think you just shouldn't have done this to Harry."
"And why not?"
"Because he'll be back before you can say 'prank'. I know I would."
Akvar looked at her and burst into laughter.
"Oh, you thought I sent him an invitation to the party?!"
"Well, that's kind of a what you told me."
"No, I didn't! I sent him a letter from Athan."
"Oh!" she said and started laughing. "I thought you blew up everything!"
"No, I didn't. And the vampire is somewhere in the US and has no intention whatsoever of coming back this soon."
"Well, why the hell didn't you tell me so?"
"It slipped my mind."
"Oh, brother."
"So, are you ready for part two of the plan?"
"'Course. And next time, please tell me exactly what you did, will you?"
"And you try to express exactly what causes your displeasure. Deal?"
"Deal"
%$@%&$&^%&%
Two shadows were slowly walking down the street. One was a tall, blonde man with grey eyes and the other was a slightly shorter dark haired, unnaturally green eyed man.
They reached a small bar and entered it.
"Ah, Harry, how are you?" the bartender asked.
"Fine, thanks Ron."
"What am I, chopped liver?" asked the grey haired man. "I am your sister's husband, you know."
"Of course you are, Draco" the bartender answered, wearing an amused look. "I was just thinking of the good old times we were in school"
"Well, I'm off to finish some of my work" Harry said.
"Yeah, I'll be coming too, there's no way in which I can get Mr. Weasel here to snap out of his two-year-old phase"
"Excuse me, we were eleven when we first went to school"
"Physically yes, mentally no"
"Oh, look who's talking"
The unnatural green eyed man smirked.
"Now, now, play nice, or I'll make sure to get Fred and George near you. And we don't want that, now do we?"
"No!" the other two replied Why would you like to be pranked over and over again?
"Well, I'm going" Harry said and went through the back door and on a larger corridor than anybody would have expected there to be. Well, duh, it was magic!!!
Draco watched him leave.
"Oh, well, I'm off too, I want to see my most beautiful wife"
"You finally said something nice and the skies didn't fall! Oh, God!" Ron said and smirked.
"Ha, ha" the other man replied and left through the same door and got to the same corridor.
He reached an office and entered it, finding Harry inside.
"Well, that went well. He doesn't suspect a thing" he said.
"Of course he doesn't. I'm a good actor" the green eyed man replied.
"And I'm a good actor and one hell of a wizard, admit it."
"Oh, sure you're a great hell of a wizard. You made a wrong spell and turned the papers on my desk on fire when we left, remember?" Harry smirked.
"Ha, ha, I'm dying with laughter."
"I wasn't kidding"
"Ha, ha, I'm cracking up even more."
"You're a lost case for human kind."
Draco smirked.
"Yep. And if you ever want to look like yourself ever again, I'd advice you to play nice."
"Suuure. As long as you will"
"Well, I don't know about you, but I guess I'll go to my own business now and."
"No, you won't"
"What do you mean?" Draco asked confused.
"You've got a wife to see."
"Oh, Ginny, riiight!"
Harry looked at the other man's devilish smile.
"And I wouldn't dare do too much with her, or the real Draco will have your head."
The other man's smile faded.
"Yeah, I guess you're right. Good bye and good night. Hope you enjoy being a man."
*Harry* smirked.
"Go to bed, demon, or I'll have your head and won't wait for Malfoy."
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