Chapter one: Introducing the contestents!
Host: Hi! Today on The biggest perv...! We have.........Miroku!
Miroku: Hello all you ladies! Will anyone, bear me a child?
Audience: O.o?
Guys: What kind of guy are you? You pervert!
Host: *sweatdrop* That's the point of the show!
Audience: Ah...
Audience: *Throws tomatoes at Miroku*
Miroku: Ahhhhh! I didn't think you ladies would be THAT enthuesiastic
Host: Ok there...anyways now we have........Sailor seme!
Sailor seme: Hello ladies. ^_~ I am Sailor seme and on behalf of hentai I shall write pwp!
Host: So why do you call yourself Sailor Seme?
Sailor Seme: Seme & Uke "Seme" and "uke" are Japanese terms used to show the positions of the characters during sex.
Host: O.o Wow
Audience: Nani?
Sailor seme: Seme & Uke "Seme" comes from the verb "semeru" (to attack) and is the penetrator. Uke comes from the verb "ukeru" (to receive) and is the one being penetrated. (dominant lover kinda thing)
Host: We intterupt you because we have no clue what you are trying to tell us
Sailor seme: ^*@&$*!^#^$*@#^~!!!!!!
Host: Ok. Going on. And here's...........Sailor hentai!!
Sailor Hentai: *bows* I fight for hentai and yuri! In the name of all perverse readers I shall make you read hentai! *does stupid pose*
Host: Yeah....... So Sailor hentai, what made you decide you were going to call yourself that?
Sailor Hentai: Well you see Sailor seme use to be called "Sailor Pervert" (Sailor seme: well duh!~ Sailor hentai: shut up) so anyways I decided that I love hentai and should be called that.
Host: Now I understand!
Audience: zZzZz
Host: Will you people listen?!?@^%#&
Audience: Nani?? %$*@
Host: Wonderful!
Audience member: *throws can*
Host: Great. Just what we need. 3 perverts and a very angry audience. Until next time!
-off in the crowd-
Miroku: Ok will all the ladies who would like to bear a child with me please form a line over there?
Sailor hentai (to sailor seme): *whispers* Wow he's good!
Sailor seme: I am SOO gonna kick his ass in the arena!
Sailor hentai: Soooooooo.......what do we do now? Cause if we can leave I need to go flirt with some grade 6's and maybe some girls in my class.. yeah ^_^
Sailor seme: Here I come all you cute girls!! *runs into wall* @_@
Host: Hi! Today on The biggest perv...! We have.........Miroku!
Miroku: Hello all you ladies! Will anyone, bear me a child?
Audience: O.o?
Guys: What kind of guy are you? You pervert!
Host: *sweatdrop* That's the point of the show!
Audience: Ah...
Audience: *Throws tomatoes at Miroku*
Miroku: Ahhhhh! I didn't think you ladies would be THAT enthuesiastic
Host: Ok there...anyways now we have........Sailor seme!
Sailor seme: Hello ladies. ^_~ I am Sailor seme and on behalf of hentai I shall write pwp!
Host: So why do you call yourself Sailor Seme?
Sailor Seme: Seme & Uke "Seme" and "uke" are Japanese terms used to show the positions of the characters during sex.
Host: O.o Wow
Audience: Nani?
Sailor seme: Seme & Uke "Seme" comes from the verb "semeru" (to attack) and is the penetrator. Uke comes from the verb "ukeru" (to receive) and is the one being penetrated. (dominant lover kinda thing)
Host: We intterupt you because we have no clue what you are trying to tell us
Sailor seme: ^*@&$*!^#^$*@#^~!!!!!!
Host: Ok. Going on. And here's...........Sailor hentai!!
Sailor Hentai: *bows* I fight for hentai and yuri! In the name of all perverse readers I shall make you read hentai! *does stupid pose*
Host: Yeah....... So Sailor hentai, what made you decide you were going to call yourself that?
Sailor Hentai: Well you see Sailor seme use to be called "Sailor Pervert" (Sailor seme: well duh!~ Sailor hentai: shut up) so anyways I decided that I love hentai and should be called that.
Host: Now I understand!
Audience: zZzZz
Host: Will you people listen?!?@^%#&
Audience: Nani?? %$*@
Host: Wonderful!
Audience member: *throws can*
Host: Great. Just what we need. 3 perverts and a very angry audience. Until next time!
-off in the crowd-
Miroku: Ok will all the ladies who would like to bear a child with me please form a line over there?
Sailor hentai (to sailor seme): *whispers* Wow he's good!
Sailor seme: I am SOO gonna kick his ass in the arena!
Sailor hentai: Soooooooo.......what do we do now? Cause if we can leave I need to go flirt with some grade 6's and maybe some girls in my class.. yeah ^_^
Sailor seme: Here I come all you cute girls!! *runs into wall* @_@