Disclaimer: We own nothing. Right, M?
M: Yep. I mean, no. I mean yes. Oh, hel, it's true: we own nothing.
Akvar: :::smirks::: You always had a way with words...
M: Shut up!
------- Chapter 8
Draco Malfoy lifted his head and looked at the ceiling before saying out loud:
"Fuck"
"Anything wrong, Draco?" his wife asked, waking up.
"I forgot my wand in my office" he replied and got up.
"For goodness sake, Draco, how could you forget it?" Ginny asked, pissed.
"Sorry. I'll be right back" he muttered and she collapsed back on her pillow.
Draco took a robe quickly and exited his dormitory and then his rooms to make it on the corridors. He ran quicker than ever before and made it to Harry's own dorm.
"Wake up! They're bloody back!"
"Um... who's back?" Harry snapped up.
"The real Harry and Draco, now move it! I can't deal with them!"
'Harry' stared into his eyes before jumping up and putting on a robe quickly. They both ran down the corridors.
"What the hell happened?" M. asked.
"Guess! They probably contacted Athan or one of the vampires while I was fighting with the bloody pipes."
"Shit!" was all she could say and started running faster. "Can't you deal with them?"
"Nope. I mean, I could. I'm a five-thousand year old demon and maybe I could defeat them, but we're here for pulling pranks, not for killing anybody!"
"Right" she replied.
And as they took a turn, they ended up in front of three very mad men.
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Harry and Draco returned to the HQs. Draco went to see his wife and Harry was returning to his quarters alone when he heard a soft voice from behind.
"I thought you were tired and needed sleep"
"Severus" Harry said with a small nod. "No, I'm fine, thank you"
The younger man observed with surprise as Severus got even closer to him and smiled down at him.
"Well, I'm happy to see you again, and so soon..."
"Happy to see you too, Severus" the other replied, wondering what else he could say.
And then, to the Lord of Light's shock, the Potion Master pulled him into a kiss. He replied for a second before pushing him back.
"Are you out of your mind?" Harry asked.
"Why?" the other asked, puzzled.
"I told you I still needed time to think!" Harry said in a duh-tone.
"Actually, you didn't seem to need anymore time to think this night. Yes, true, I pushed you, but you didn't seem to mind."
"I just came back!" Harry said, confused. "I couldn't have done anything this night!"
"But I met you... At ten o'clock."
"I was in Paris at ten o'clock" Harry said. "With Draco"
"I met you in your quarters!" Severus said quite loudly.
"Tell me... what did we do at ten o'clock in my quarters?" Harry whispered.
"Everything?" Severus asked.
"Yes" Harry replied.
"I entered the office and said something about the weather and you agreed. I got you to talk about Cynthia and you claimed to still be in grief for her. I pushed you, told you that you were delaying me. You said you'd feel guilty if you were with me because you knew how deep my feelings were and knew you couldn't return them and I said that I'd be happy even if you used me... and then you asked me if I understood that Cynthia would always be first in your heart, I said that if you loved me the tenth of what you loved her I'd be more than pleased. And you smiled... I guess that's when I pushed you. I kissed you and you replied... After that you said something like 'goodness, Severus' and put your head on my shoulder. And I lifted it and kissed you again and said that I wanted to be there for you and that I really cared... and that you shouldn't ever feel guilty. And you smiled again, sadly and kissed me"
Severus made a pause and stared at Harry who seemed to be thinking over something.
"What else?" he asked slowly.
"Not much... You asked me to leave after a short while. Said you needed to think. I just left"
Harry nodded without seeming to acknowledge he did so.
"That wasn't me. But whoever it was, he definitely acted like me to fool you enough to make you mistake him for me."
Severus just stared at Harry, two thoughts going through his mind. The first was a powerful one: "ANOTHER MAN ACTS LIKE HARRY!" and the second, much softer one, nearly unnoticeable: "he said he acted like him..."
"Let's go get that bastard!" Severus said and Harry nodded, both of them nearly running down the corridor.
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"What do you mean, if I got my wand back?!" Draco asked, surprised.
"That's the thing you said you'd do when you jumped out of bed!" Ginny said. "Were you lying?!"
"When did I jump out of bed?!" Draco asked, a contradicted expression on his face.
"What do you mean, when?!" she asked. "Ten minutes ago!"
"I got here ten minutes ago!" Draco replied. "I was in PARIS!"
"But you were sleeping next to me!" Ginny said, suddenly not so sure of herself.
"What?! That couldn't have been me!" Draco said. "That's it! I'm going after Harry! Something's amiss here!"
He jumped out of the room, leaving Ginny confused behind.
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Draco rushed down the corridors when he bumped into someone when he took a corner.
"What the hell-?" he said before noticing who that person was. "Harry! There's something wrong here!"
"I've noticed" Harry replied and Draco saw Severus Snape next to Harry.
"What's going on?" Draco asked.
"Somebody seems to have pretended to be me" Harry replied, his eyes narrowing dangerously.
"Well, somebody pretended to be me, too" Draco said, pissed. "I'm coming from Ginny!"
"We must catch the two" Severus said and the three of them ran down the corridors as fast as they could.
And after a while, somebody took a turn in front of them and those two people turned out to be... Harry and Draco.
"Fuck!" the second Draco said.
"You! Who are you?" Draco asked.
"Think we'd answer that?" asked a very pale Harry.
"Listen here!" a mad Harry said. "We don't know who you are, but we're pissed and we'll hurt you if you don't give up!"
"Well, that's too bad. We don't want to be hurt" the Draco next to the pale Harry said sarcastically.
"What's the charm you're using?" Severus asked, eyes narrowing. "Put down you masks!"
"Maybe we should" Draco said. "And maybe we shouldn't"
"Well, then..." Harry said and made a gesture with his hand, the two phonies getting themselves rapped in ropes. "All we can do is tie you up and put you in a cell"
"F-U-C-K" fake Draco spelled with a sigh.
"Yep, mate" Harry replied with the same type of a sigh.
The real Harry made a gesture towards the two and they both turned back to their original shapes.
"A girl and a man..." Severus said. "Let's take them down"
And so the two of our heroes ended up bound in the cells of the Red Dragons' Order cells...
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AN:
Akvar: And finally... a new chapter.
M: I was quite busy lately, so...
Akvar: So the delay is your fault... again, may I add.
M: Well, shut up. I've got HPatGFT, IKWIADI, TFFH and this story going...
Akvar: Or rather, not going.
M: Well, yes, it's my fault! So, sue me!
Akvar: :::picks up phone::: I will. Trust me, I will...
M: IT'S JUST AN EXPRESSION!
Akvar: So read...
M: Review...
Akvar: And check out my new story!
M: :::rolls eyes:::
M: Yep. I mean, no. I mean yes. Oh, hel, it's true: we own nothing.
Akvar: :::smirks::: You always had a way with words...
M: Shut up!
------- Chapter 8
Draco Malfoy lifted his head and looked at the ceiling before saying out loud:
"Fuck"
"Anything wrong, Draco?" his wife asked, waking up.
"I forgot my wand in my office" he replied and got up.
"For goodness sake, Draco, how could you forget it?" Ginny asked, pissed.
"Sorry. I'll be right back" he muttered and she collapsed back on her pillow.
Draco took a robe quickly and exited his dormitory and then his rooms to make it on the corridors. He ran quicker than ever before and made it to Harry's own dorm.
"Wake up! They're bloody back!"
"Um... who's back?" Harry snapped up.
"The real Harry and Draco, now move it! I can't deal with them!"
'Harry' stared into his eyes before jumping up and putting on a robe quickly. They both ran down the corridors.
"What the hell happened?" M. asked.
"Guess! They probably contacted Athan or one of the vampires while I was fighting with the bloody pipes."
"Shit!" was all she could say and started running faster. "Can't you deal with them?"
"Nope. I mean, I could. I'm a five-thousand year old demon and maybe I could defeat them, but we're here for pulling pranks, not for killing anybody!"
"Right" she replied.
And as they took a turn, they ended up in front of three very mad men.
---------
Harry and Draco returned to the HQs. Draco went to see his wife and Harry was returning to his quarters alone when he heard a soft voice from behind.
"I thought you were tired and needed sleep"
"Severus" Harry said with a small nod. "No, I'm fine, thank you"
The younger man observed with surprise as Severus got even closer to him and smiled down at him.
"Well, I'm happy to see you again, and so soon..."
"Happy to see you too, Severus" the other replied, wondering what else he could say.
And then, to the Lord of Light's shock, the Potion Master pulled him into a kiss. He replied for a second before pushing him back.
"Are you out of your mind?" Harry asked.
"Why?" the other asked, puzzled.
"I told you I still needed time to think!" Harry said in a duh-tone.
"Actually, you didn't seem to need anymore time to think this night. Yes, true, I pushed you, but you didn't seem to mind."
"I just came back!" Harry said, confused. "I couldn't have done anything this night!"
"But I met you... At ten o'clock."
"I was in Paris at ten o'clock" Harry said. "With Draco"
"I met you in your quarters!" Severus said quite loudly.
"Tell me... what did we do at ten o'clock in my quarters?" Harry whispered.
"Everything?" Severus asked.
"Yes" Harry replied.
"I entered the office and said something about the weather and you agreed. I got you to talk about Cynthia and you claimed to still be in grief for her. I pushed you, told you that you were delaying me. You said you'd feel guilty if you were with me because you knew how deep my feelings were and knew you couldn't return them and I said that I'd be happy even if you used me... and then you asked me if I understood that Cynthia would always be first in your heart, I said that if you loved me the tenth of what you loved her I'd be more than pleased. And you smiled... I guess that's when I pushed you. I kissed you and you replied... After that you said something like 'goodness, Severus' and put your head on my shoulder. And I lifted it and kissed you again and said that I wanted to be there for you and that I really cared... and that you shouldn't ever feel guilty. And you smiled again, sadly and kissed me"
Severus made a pause and stared at Harry who seemed to be thinking over something.
"What else?" he asked slowly.
"Not much... You asked me to leave after a short while. Said you needed to think. I just left"
Harry nodded without seeming to acknowledge he did so.
"That wasn't me. But whoever it was, he definitely acted like me to fool you enough to make you mistake him for me."
Severus just stared at Harry, two thoughts going through his mind. The first was a powerful one: "ANOTHER MAN ACTS LIKE HARRY!" and the second, much softer one, nearly unnoticeable: "he said he acted like him..."
"Let's go get that bastard!" Severus said and Harry nodded, both of them nearly running down the corridor.
---------
"What do you mean, if I got my wand back?!" Draco asked, surprised.
"That's the thing you said you'd do when you jumped out of bed!" Ginny said. "Were you lying?!"
"When did I jump out of bed?!" Draco asked, a contradicted expression on his face.
"What do you mean, when?!" she asked. "Ten minutes ago!"
"I got here ten minutes ago!" Draco replied. "I was in PARIS!"
"But you were sleeping next to me!" Ginny said, suddenly not so sure of herself.
"What?! That couldn't have been me!" Draco said. "That's it! I'm going after Harry! Something's amiss here!"
He jumped out of the room, leaving Ginny confused behind.
---------
Draco rushed down the corridors when he bumped into someone when he took a corner.
"What the hell-?" he said before noticing who that person was. "Harry! There's something wrong here!"
"I've noticed" Harry replied and Draco saw Severus Snape next to Harry.
"What's going on?" Draco asked.
"Somebody seems to have pretended to be me" Harry replied, his eyes narrowing dangerously.
"Well, somebody pretended to be me, too" Draco said, pissed. "I'm coming from Ginny!"
"We must catch the two" Severus said and the three of them ran down the corridors as fast as they could.
And after a while, somebody took a turn in front of them and those two people turned out to be... Harry and Draco.
"Fuck!" the second Draco said.
"You! Who are you?" Draco asked.
"Think we'd answer that?" asked a very pale Harry.
"Listen here!" a mad Harry said. "We don't know who you are, but we're pissed and we'll hurt you if you don't give up!"
"Well, that's too bad. We don't want to be hurt" the Draco next to the pale Harry said sarcastically.
"What's the charm you're using?" Severus asked, eyes narrowing. "Put down you masks!"
"Maybe we should" Draco said. "And maybe we shouldn't"
"Well, then..." Harry said and made a gesture with his hand, the two phonies getting themselves rapped in ropes. "All we can do is tie you up and put you in a cell"
"F-U-C-K" fake Draco spelled with a sigh.
"Yep, mate" Harry replied with the same type of a sigh.
The real Harry made a gesture towards the two and they both turned back to their original shapes.
"A girl and a man..." Severus said. "Let's take them down"
And so the two of our heroes ended up bound in the cells of the Red Dragons' Order cells...
---------
AN:
Akvar: And finally... a new chapter.
M: I was quite busy lately, so...
Akvar: So the delay is your fault... again, may I add.
M: Well, shut up. I've got HPatGFT, IKWIADI, TFFH and this story going...
Akvar: Or rather, not going.
M: Well, yes, it's my fault! So, sue me!
Akvar: :::picks up phone::: I will. Trust me, I will...
M: IT'S JUST AN EXPRESSION!
Akvar: So read...
M: Review...
Akvar: And check out my new story!
M: :::rolls eyes:::