Title: The biggest Perv? Rating: R

Chapter 2- Fight!

Kikyou: Hello everyone! Sailor Hentai & Sailor Seme are going up against Miroku to see who is the top pervert! Who will win this uhh very perverse duel? SS & SH, or the lecherous monk Miroku?

Miroku: Where are they??

Kikyou: ....................

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Bunny: C'mon already!

LS: B..but there's a REALLY cute girl over there and....*leaves*

Bunny: -_- Fine then. *flips through playboy*

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Audience: *throwing various objects*

Kikyou: What are we going to do?!

Miroku: Will you bear my child?

Kikyou: *eye twitches*

Random audience member: Go to hell Kikyou!

Kikyou: *eye twitches* Why don't I send YOU to hell!! I can do it!

Random audience member: *whimpers*

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LS: Henshin yo!

Bunny: ? What's the hurry? What happened to the cute girl?

LS: (!)

Bunny: Fine, fine. Seme..perverse..POWER! *transforms*

LS: Hentai..perverse..POWER! *transforms*

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Kikyou lovers: We love you Kikyou!!

Kikyou haters: Go to hell Kikyou!!

Kikyou: ........I.......have no idea what's going on.

Miroku: *talking to random girls* Will you bear my child?

??: Penetrating through the darkness to reveal all naked woman.....

The air of freedom breaks through.....

We are the two hentai's who shall write pwp in the name of all hentai....

SS: Sailor Seme!

SH: Sailor Hentai!

Miorku: 0_o

Kikyou lovers: We love you Kikyou!!

Kikyou haters: We have no brains!!

Kikyou: Well duh!

SS: I have a feeling were being ignored...

SH: (...)

SS: Hey Miroku isn't paying any attention....^______^ ..Playboy attack!! *various playboys are thrown at inhuman speeds*

Miroku: Huh? *spots playboys* Hell yeah!! *snatches a few*

SS: Ummmm.....

SH: *flipping through playboys*

SS: T_T

Kikyou: Huh? Oh. *grabs michrophone* And Miroku has.............blocked SH's attack?

SS: Blocked?! You call that blocking?!

SH: Kikyou is the new host?

SS: Yeah I changed it. The old one was annoying.

Kikyou: Oh but wait a second!! It seems that Miroku has.......umm......

Miroku: *fetal posistion* The..horror...

SH: WTF?! *throws playboy away like its a disease*

SS: *evil cackling* That's right! The women is those playboys are in fact......MEN!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Kikyou: That's just wrong..........

SH: (*#*&$@*$&)

Kikyou lovers: We love you Kikyou!!

Kikyou haters: Umm.........line?

Miroku: *points to Sailor seme* You are one evil son of a bitch! *still in a fetal position*

Kikyou: It seems that the Sailor hentai's are winning! Thanks to Sailor seme's umm....... attack. Will Miroku get over being tramautized and win this fight?