The biggest perv

Chapter 3

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LS: um... I though this was a team thing?

Bunny: uh that's what I thought too...

Ls: then why did kikyo say in the last chap that I was winning? O.o

Bunny: sighs dreamily Kikyo...

Ls: slaps bunny I though you liked Hotaru sweatdrop

Bunny: whimpers bu-but they're both so hot/cute!!

Ls: Whatever. We have to kick Miroku's ass now ok?

Bunny: ok lets Henshin! Ecchi...perverse...POWER!

Ls: Hentai...perverse...POWER!

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-at whatever place our fight is taking place-

SE: um where's Kikyo? O.o

SH: well I removed her and heres....... HARUKA!!!

SE: O.o what?%&# help! (read the interview with the senshi for further details)

Haruka: grins hehe I'm going to get you back SE!!

SH: um we're in the "biggest perv" not "the interview with the senshi" ok Haruka? You can beat the living hell out of her at the end

SE: gasp how could you do that to your fellow "senshi"?

SH: well it's not my fault that you got Haruka-san mad before. shrugs

SE: starts cursing at SH

Miroku: Can we start yet? I haven't groped anyone in the last 10 minutes! starts crying

Haruka: mutters pervert... ANYWAYS on with the duel!

SH: so what are we supposed to do?

Haruka: well...uh...I'll think of something!

SE: hahahaha Haruka's a complete BAKA!!!!!!

Haruka: glares are you trying to provoke me?

SE: um...hides behind SH

Haruka: Starts chasing after SE mwhahaha

Miroku: STOP!!!!

everyone looks

NANI?

Miroku: Ok let our task be to see how many women you can lay in the next hour. Here's a paper to get their signatures.

hands out paper

SE&SH: ok we're a team so we've got an advantage! evil laugh

Miroku: Ah but you forget! there are more women loving men then women loving women!

SH: he's right damnit!!

SE: but we have very good flirting techniques grins meet you back here in an hour monk-boy! grabs SH's hand and runs off

Haruka: those two are.... quite enthusiastic O.o

Miroku... eye twitches Haruka-san... will you have sex with me?

Haruka: starts to kick miroku in between the legs but stops and says I can't kick you there cause you have to lay people...

Miroku: nods of course!!

Haruka: BUT... I can kick you here! Kicks Miroku in the face

Miroku: Nooooooooooo! My good looks!

Haruka: Just go and fuck your ass off will ya! leave me alone!!!

Miroku: That really hurt… limps off