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Evil: So, Evil got off her lazy but to write you the next chapter in our oh so nice piece of art. Ahem, whatever.. Now, on with the fic.
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Chapter 4: The first school day
"Math. Just what I needed for the first subject after summer break" Samantha sarcastically muttered to herself. She was waiting on the sidewalk in front of her house for Vegeta to come and pick her up for school. Her car broke down yesterday so she needed a lift.
"He's late!" Samantha yelled to nobody in particular, she was really not very good at waiting, and if she had to wait she had to smoke. And on top of everything she was out of cigarettes. It was probably not going to be a very good day for her.
Luckily for her it was a nice day, the sun was shining and even for early in the morning it was a nice temperature and that was something she was pleased about, now she finally could wear her new sexy black Gucci dress, a present from her father when he was on a business trip. On her feet she had matching high heeled Gucci sandals. Everything looked very appealing but her bitchy black make-up told al pushy boy's to back off. To finish her outfit she had a silver necklace with the word 'Bitch'.
Finally Vegeta's car came in view and stopped beside her.
"You are late" Samantha informed him.
"Nice dress" Vegeta replied.
"You're forgiven" she laughed at him.
"Do you have any cigarettes?" Vegeta reached in his back pocked and gave her the box. Samantha happily took it from him and lit her cigarette. "Finally, now I can get out of my morning grumpiness"
Vegeta smirked. "Hey, where's you're bag? Don't you need any books today?" He asked her. Samantha just shrugged. "Nah, I'll share with you. I couldn't find a bag to fit with my dress"
"I didn't bring my books either"
Samantha chuckled "Aren't we the terror twosome? How are we ever going to graduate? I guess we borrow a book from somebody else then"
"Fine".
~*~*~*~*~15 minutes later~*~*~*~*~
Vegeta and Samantha took place in the back of the classroom after they took away some unfortunate classmates book.
"Ehm, Vegeta? Do you have a pen?"
"Of course not. Stupid woman. I didn't bring my bag either, remember?"
"Excuse me! You don't have to-"
"Mister Ouji and Mrs. Depp!* Shut the hell UP!!! If I hear you two again I'll kick you out of my class!" The very unhappy with his job teacher yelled.
"Wow, he needs to get laid" Samantha whispered very softly to Vegeta so the teacher wouldn't notice.
Vegeta chuckled softly "I guess, that's not something I want to think about"
The door of the classroom opened and Bulma came in babbling about she was late because her car broke down. Nobody dared to come in to class late with this teacher cause it would be a waste of you're time and you very probably got a insult or two at your head. The teacher of course wouldn't let her in. The stupid blue haired bitch was making an big issue of it and Samantha was getting irritated.
"Can it babe, and go!! Some people want to learn something!" She yelled at Bulma.
"Mind your own damn business! I didn't ask you anything, right? And like you are here to learn!! You are here to make my life miserable!"
Samantha smirked "That's one of my goals in life, yes" She replied.
"That's enough! Bulma go! Now! Samantha, you go too!" the teacher for the second time today yelled at Samantha en for the first time today at Bulma.
"What! why? What did I do?"
"You were born! Now get out!" The teacher yelled (third time).
"Bastard" Samantha mumbled "And as for you, I'll get you for this, you bitch" Samantha said in her scariest voice to Bulma.
Samantha turned to Vegeta "See you later, in 10 minutes in the bar" She whispered the last part. She picked up the pen she 'borrowed' from some other student who thought it was an honor to lend her a pen. Well at least I have an new item for my collection of 'borrowed' stuff. She smirked to herself.
When she stomped out of the room she made sure she gave Bulma a good shove to the wall.
"Watch where you're going, you slut!" Bulma shouted.
"Oh my! I'm sorry! Did I hurt you?" Samantha asked sarcastically, totally happy with the reply of Bulma. *Maybe I have some feedback besides Vegeta this year* Everybody else was kind of afraid for her sharp tongue.
She decided she would wait in the bar for Vegeta, knowing him he would wait until the teacher explained the stuff, write it down and when they got to work for themselves he would get himself kicked out as well and come to the bar to join her smoking a cigarette.
When she entered the bar she saw Bulma and Chi-Chi sitting at a table smoking their cigarettes and talking.
"Ah! There you are!!"
Bulma's head immediately turned to her. She heard the two girls mumble to each other.
"What is it? Can I help you with something?" Bulma said sarcastically.
"Because of you I got kicked out!" Samantha shouted.
"Well, as far as I can remember, it was your own fault, you said that I had to beat it" Bulma replied calmly.
Samantha got irritated again. "I will get you for this Briefs! If I were you, I'd watch over my shoulder 24 hours a day!"
"Whatever Samantha" Bulma mumbled.
Samantha stomped away from the two girls and sat down on a bench out of their eyesight to smoke a cigarette. She was really pissed, she couldn't stand it the bitch stayed so relax. Oh well, she would get it. Samantha was known to make sweet revenges. *Now wait till Vegeta get's here, so I can copy the notes of this hour. I think I have to thank Bulma for getting me out of math without missing anything. Noooo, don't think I will* Samantha smirked to herself.
~*~*~*~*~a few weeks later~*~*~*~*~
"I still didn't come up with a nice revenge for that blue bitch" Samantha grumbled, irritated at her own incompetence to create a very nasty situation for Bulma.
Samantha, Vegeta, Krillin, 18, Piccolo, Yamcha and Goku were in the cafeteria, it was lunch break. Since Bulma wouldn't have a very nice time sitting with them, especially Samantha, Chi-Chi sacrificed her time with Goku to sit elsewhere with Bulma and her -according to Samantha- stupid loser friends.
"I thought stealing her clothes when she was in the shower at gym was a very nice idea" Yamcha said, staring dreamily to the other side of the cafeteria where Bulma was.
"Yeah, you would like that, wouldn't you. Pervert" 18 replied with a smile.
"Nah, not original. I've done that already last year to that Sharon bitch" Samantha said with a smirk on her face. That was a nice memory, the girl hadn't dared to come to school for 4 weeks after that little revenge thingy.
"How about holding your lighter accidentally too close to her hair, I believe you've said that to once" Goku said with a way to innocent face.
"Stupid, I've said that when I did that to you're ex-girlfriend remember. Besides what does your now-girlfriend thinks of that you are thinking of ways to mutilate her best friend?" Samantha said with an irritated face.
Goku got red in the face, he probably didn't even think about that.
"No, I want something worse, something immense, she has to remember for the rest of her life not to mess with me" Samantha informed her friends.
"Don't you think that's a little hard for only getting you kicked out of math? Besides I remember you being happy at your free hour" Vegeta said looking at Samantha.
Samantha immediately turned her head to Vegeta and squinted her eyes in suspicion.
"You, me, outside, NOW!" Samantha whispered dangerously to him.
She stood from the table and yelled without looking back "And you better come if you don't want a fight with me!!"
Vegeta being stubborn first stayed put. But after the last command he changed his mind and moved to follow her outside. He wasn't scared of Samantha, she wouldn't do anything nasty to him, but a fight with Samantha still was something he rather not dealt with.
The moment they were outside the other students moved out of the way. The look on Samantha's face told the story: She and Vegeta were going to argue. That wasn't something that happened very often but when it did. You'd better not be close, an all out war was coming. The friends who just were in the cafeteria were standing in front of the window to see the show. They knew what was coming, they were just surprised that it didn't came sooner, Samantha wasn't known for her patience.
"Tell me personally, Vegeta" Samantha said with a dangerously calm voice.
Vegeta knew from experience she was about to blow any second. He decided to play stupid. "What, Evil?"
There it came, Samantha's face went red and she screamed: "God, damnit!!! You asshole!! YOU FUCKING KNOW WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT!! You have a crush on that blue whore and everybody knows EXEPT FOR ME!! I am your fucking BEST FRIEND and she is THE FUCKING ENEMY!! I HATE HER!!! But that's not the worst. You didn't trust me. You didn't tell me! I heard for weeks from everybody around me how you have the hots for the BITCH and- TELL ME YOURSELF goddamnit!!"
By now half of the school was listening to their yelling. Well, Samantha's yelling.
Vegeta's eyes went wide. He didn't know she knew, and for weeks even! It was very un-Samantha like to react the way she had. But he would bet on it that she was just so angry because she really hated Bulma. "Keep it down woman. The whole school is listening. Besides it is none of you're business who I like and who I don't like" He said in the most cocky voice he could muster.
"Fine. I'm going home" Samantha said in a soft voice. She then turned around an started running to her car, witch was fixed two weeks ago.
*What the hell?!?! What's wrong with her? She is supposed to be yelling her lungs out at this moment! I guess I was wrong. She was upset that I didn't tell her* "Fuck" He yelled, and ran after her.
~*~*~*~*~in the cafeteria~*~*~*~*~
"Wow, those two always make such a show" sighed Goku.
"Well, I think Vegeta really said something wrong. She just ran out on him! Samantha doesn't do that! She doesn't stop until the other is crying, or in Vegeta's case they are both on the floor laughing at each other" Analyzed 18.
"I think you are right but it's gonna be okay, Vegeta just ran after her, they'll make up" *I hope* Said and thought Krillin.
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* Depp is not my real last name, it's Johnny's. (Disclaimer: I don't own Johnny either. *sobs*) I worship him. He's almost as cute as Vegeta. Have anyone of you seen Pirates of the Caribbean?? *Drools* If you haven't, you really should!!
Evil: That's all for now. Pretty fast, eh? Was this a evil cliffy?? I guess. In MY next chapter you'll see if everything will be alright between our two friends. In BLUE ONNA'S next chapter you'll see if anything happens between our favorite couple.
Chapter 5 will be written by Blue Onna again. And since she isn't counting on it I'm ready so soon. I'll hunt her in her nightmares and tell her to HURRY UP!! Our loyal fans are waiting. Or not. Whatever.
Ta ta for now.
Evil: So, Evil got off her lazy but to write you the next chapter in our oh so nice piece of art. Ahem, whatever.. Now, on with the fic.
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Chapter 4: The first school day
"Math. Just what I needed for the first subject after summer break" Samantha sarcastically muttered to herself. She was waiting on the sidewalk in front of her house for Vegeta to come and pick her up for school. Her car broke down yesterday so she needed a lift.
"He's late!" Samantha yelled to nobody in particular, she was really not very good at waiting, and if she had to wait she had to smoke. And on top of everything she was out of cigarettes. It was probably not going to be a very good day for her.
Luckily for her it was a nice day, the sun was shining and even for early in the morning it was a nice temperature and that was something she was pleased about, now she finally could wear her new sexy black Gucci dress, a present from her father when he was on a business trip. On her feet she had matching high heeled Gucci sandals. Everything looked very appealing but her bitchy black make-up told al pushy boy's to back off. To finish her outfit she had a silver necklace with the word 'Bitch'.
Finally Vegeta's car came in view and stopped beside her.
"You are late" Samantha informed him.
"Nice dress" Vegeta replied.
"You're forgiven" she laughed at him.
"Do you have any cigarettes?" Vegeta reached in his back pocked and gave her the box. Samantha happily took it from him and lit her cigarette. "Finally, now I can get out of my morning grumpiness"
Vegeta smirked. "Hey, where's you're bag? Don't you need any books today?" He asked her. Samantha just shrugged. "Nah, I'll share with you. I couldn't find a bag to fit with my dress"
"I didn't bring my books either"
Samantha chuckled "Aren't we the terror twosome? How are we ever going to graduate? I guess we borrow a book from somebody else then"
"Fine".
~*~*~*~*~15 minutes later~*~*~*~*~
Vegeta and Samantha took place in the back of the classroom after they took away some unfortunate classmates book.
"Ehm, Vegeta? Do you have a pen?"
"Of course not. Stupid woman. I didn't bring my bag either, remember?"
"Excuse me! You don't have to-"
"Mister Ouji and Mrs. Depp!* Shut the hell UP!!! If I hear you two again I'll kick you out of my class!" The very unhappy with his job teacher yelled.
"Wow, he needs to get laid" Samantha whispered very softly to Vegeta so the teacher wouldn't notice.
Vegeta chuckled softly "I guess, that's not something I want to think about"
The door of the classroom opened and Bulma came in babbling about she was late because her car broke down. Nobody dared to come in to class late with this teacher cause it would be a waste of you're time and you very probably got a insult or two at your head. The teacher of course wouldn't let her in. The stupid blue haired bitch was making an big issue of it and Samantha was getting irritated.
"Can it babe, and go!! Some people want to learn something!" She yelled at Bulma.
"Mind your own damn business! I didn't ask you anything, right? And like you are here to learn!! You are here to make my life miserable!"
Samantha smirked "That's one of my goals in life, yes" She replied.
"That's enough! Bulma go! Now! Samantha, you go too!" the teacher for the second time today yelled at Samantha en for the first time today at Bulma.
"What! why? What did I do?"
"You were born! Now get out!" The teacher yelled (third time).
"Bastard" Samantha mumbled "And as for you, I'll get you for this, you bitch" Samantha said in her scariest voice to Bulma.
Samantha turned to Vegeta "See you later, in 10 minutes in the bar" She whispered the last part. She picked up the pen she 'borrowed' from some other student who thought it was an honor to lend her a pen. Well at least I have an new item for my collection of 'borrowed' stuff. She smirked to herself.
When she stomped out of the room she made sure she gave Bulma a good shove to the wall.
"Watch where you're going, you slut!" Bulma shouted.
"Oh my! I'm sorry! Did I hurt you?" Samantha asked sarcastically, totally happy with the reply of Bulma. *Maybe I have some feedback besides Vegeta this year* Everybody else was kind of afraid for her sharp tongue.
She decided she would wait in the bar for Vegeta, knowing him he would wait until the teacher explained the stuff, write it down and when they got to work for themselves he would get himself kicked out as well and come to the bar to join her smoking a cigarette.
When she entered the bar she saw Bulma and Chi-Chi sitting at a table smoking their cigarettes and talking.
"Ah! There you are!!"
Bulma's head immediately turned to her. She heard the two girls mumble to each other.
"What is it? Can I help you with something?" Bulma said sarcastically.
"Because of you I got kicked out!" Samantha shouted.
"Well, as far as I can remember, it was your own fault, you said that I had to beat it" Bulma replied calmly.
Samantha got irritated again. "I will get you for this Briefs! If I were you, I'd watch over my shoulder 24 hours a day!"
"Whatever Samantha" Bulma mumbled.
Samantha stomped away from the two girls and sat down on a bench out of their eyesight to smoke a cigarette. She was really pissed, she couldn't stand it the bitch stayed so relax. Oh well, she would get it. Samantha was known to make sweet revenges. *Now wait till Vegeta get's here, so I can copy the notes of this hour. I think I have to thank Bulma for getting me out of math without missing anything. Noooo, don't think I will* Samantha smirked to herself.
~*~*~*~*~a few weeks later~*~*~*~*~
"I still didn't come up with a nice revenge for that blue bitch" Samantha grumbled, irritated at her own incompetence to create a very nasty situation for Bulma.
Samantha, Vegeta, Krillin, 18, Piccolo, Yamcha and Goku were in the cafeteria, it was lunch break. Since Bulma wouldn't have a very nice time sitting with them, especially Samantha, Chi-Chi sacrificed her time with Goku to sit elsewhere with Bulma and her -according to Samantha- stupid loser friends.
"I thought stealing her clothes when she was in the shower at gym was a very nice idea" Yamcha said, staring dreamily to the other side of the cafeteria where Bulma was.
"Yeah, you would like that, wouldn't you. Pervert" 18 replied with a smile.
"Nah, not original. I've done that already last year to that Sharon bitch" Samantha said with a smirk on her face. That was a nice memory, the girl hadn't dared to come to school for 4 weeks after that little revenge thingy.
"How about holding your lighter accidentally too close to her hair, I believe you've said that to once" Goku said with a way to innocent face.
"Stupid, I've said that when I did that to you're ex-girlfriend remember. Besides what does your now-girlfriend thinks of that you are thinking of ways to mutilate her best friend?" Samantha said with an irritated face.
Goku got red in the face, he probably didn't even think about that.
"No, I want something worse, something immense, she has to remember for the rest of her life not to mess with me" Samantha informed her friends.
"Don't you think that's a little hard for only getting you kicked out of math? Besides I remember you being happy at your free hour" Vegeta said looking at Samantha.
Samantha immediately turned her head to Vegeta and squinted her eyes in suspicion.
"You, me, outside, NOW!" Samantha whispered dangerously to him.
She stood from the table and yelled without looking back "And you better come if you don't want a fight with me!!"
Vegeta being stubborn first stayed put. But after the last command he changed his mind and moved to follow her outside. He wasn't scared of Samantha, she wouldn't do anything nasty to him, but a fight with Samantha still was something he rather not dealt with.
The moment they were outside the other students moved out of the way. The look on Samantha's face told the story: She and Vegeta were going to argue. That wasn't something that happened very often but when it did. You'd better not be close, an all out war was coming. The friends who just were in the cafeteria were standing in front of the window to see the show. They knew what was coming, they were just surprised that it didn't came sooner, Samantha wasn't known for her patience.
"Tell me personally, Vegeta" Samantha said with a dangerously calm voice.
Vegeta knew from experience she was about to blow any second. He decided to play stupid. "What, Evil?"
There it came, Samantha's face went red and she screamed: "God, damnit!!! You asshole!! YOU FUCKING KNOW WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT!! You have a crush on that blue whore and everybody knows EXEPT FOR ME!! I am your fucking BEST FRIEND and she is THE FUCKING ENEMY!! I HATE HER!!! But that's not the worst. You didn't trust me. You didn't tell me! I heard for weeks from everybody around me how you have the hots for the BITCH and- TELL ME YOURSELF goddamnit!!"
By now half of the school was listening to their yelling. Well, Samantha's yelling.
Vegeta's eyes went wide. He didn't know she knew, and for weeks even! It was very un-Samantha like to react the way she had. But he would bet on it that she was just so angry because she really hated Bulma. "Keep it down woman. The whole school is listening. Besides it is none of you're business who I like and who I don't like" He said in the most cocky voice he could muster.
"Fine. I'm going home" Samantha said in a soft voice. She then turned around an started running to her car, witch was fixed two weeks ago.
*What the hell?!?! What's wrong with her? She is supposed to be yelling her lungs out at this moment! I guess I was wrong. She was upset that I didn't tell her* "Fuck" He yelled, and ran after her.
~*~*~*~*~in the cafeteria~*~*~*~*~
"Wow, those two always make such a show" sighed Goku.
"Well, I think Vegeta really said something wrong. She just ran out on him! Samantha doesn't do that! She doesn't stop until the other is crying, or in Vegeta's case they are both on the floor laughing at each other" Analyzed 18.
"I think you are right but it's gonna be okay, Vegeta just ran after her, they'll make up" *I hope* Said and thought Krillin.
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* Depp is not my real last name, it's Johnny's. (Disclaimer: I don't own Johnny either. *sobs*) I worship him. He's almost as cute as Vegeta. Have anyone of you seen Pirates of the Caribbean?? *Drools* If you haven't, you really should!!
Evil: That's all for now. Pretty fast, eh? Was this a evil cliffy?? I guess. In MY next chapter you'll see if everything will be alright between our two friends. In BLUE ONNA'S next chapter you'll see if anything happens between our favorite couple.
Chapter 5 will be written by Blue Onna again. And since she isn't counting on it I'm ready so soon. I'll hunt her in her nightmares and tell her to HURRY UP!! Our loyal fans are waiting. Or not. Whatever.
Ta ta for now.