A/N: This is my first fanfic so please be nice!!! I wrote this fic because
I love the game and I think Meng Huo is quite simply the funniest character
in the game. I'd also like to thank my sister because it was her that
bought me the game so without her I wouldn't be writing this.
A Trip Down the Chang Jiang
Chapter 1: Set sail
It was a cool summers day and all was quiet until a wailing voice cut through the air#
"But honey, they only tried to fight us. I mean they didn't exactly win, anyway I don't like water. Why do we have to sail down the Chang Jiang? It was only a little fight, they didn't mean to hurt us." Meng huo wailed to his wife, he had had very bad experiences with sailing in the past and simply refused to get into the awaiting boat.
"Quit your snivelling you big baby, waters not going to hurt you. Infact it would do the opposite, when was the last time you had a bath?" Zhu Rong scolded, annoyed with her husbands cowardice, and his smell. Meng Huo blushed as Zhu Rong dragged him aboard the ship, embarrassing him infront of his troops. One of them started laughing, and was then thrown into the river by a very angry Meng Huo.
"Shows over!" he yelled "Get back to work!" he stormed into his cabin, sat down and put his head in his hands. "This is gonna be a very long trip." He smelled his armpits and nearly fainted, "Geez, she was right!! I'm gonna go take a bath."
A/N: Sorry it's short but it is my first chapter, you'll have to wait for the next chapter when he finally sets sail. Lets just say he gets into a bit of trouble.
A Trip Down the Chang Jiang
Chapter 1: Set sail
It was a cool summers day and all was quiet until a wailing voice cut through the air#
"But honey, they only tried to fight us. I mean they didn't exactly win, anyway I don't like water. Why do we have to sail down the Chang Jiang? It was only a little fight, they didn't mean to hurt us." Meng huo wailed to his wife, he had had very bad experiences with sailing in the past and simply refused to get into the awaiting boat.
"Quit your snivelling you big baby, waters not going to hurt you. Infact it would do the opposite, when was the last time you had a bath?" Zhu Rong scolded, annoyed with her husbands cowardice, and his smell. Meng Huo blushed as Zhu Rong dragged him aboard the ship, embarrassing him infront of his troops. One of them started laughing, and was then thrown into the river by a very angry Meng Huo.
"Shows over!" he yelled "Get back to work!" he stormed into his cabin, sat down and put his head in his hands. "This is gonna be a very long trip." He smelled his armpits and nearly fainted, "Geez, she was right!! I'm gonna go take a bath."
A/N: Sorry it's short but it is my first chapter, you'll have to wait for the next chapter when he finally sets sail. Lets just say he gets into a bit of trouble.