Disclaimer: I don¹t own Yu Yu Hakusho, Sailor Moon, or Harry Potter.

Author¹s Note: The second chapter is up! Yay! I have no idea who the DADA teacher is going to be. Please tell me whom you want! And Yukina knows that Hiei is her brother in this fic.

Talking telepathically: =blah=

Thinking: "blah"

Normal: "blah"

Chapter 2 The Sorting

~~Koenma¹s Office~~

"Lord Koenma!"

"What is it, Ogre? I'm very busy!" said Koenma.

"Lord Koenma, sir, there was a problem with the personality necklaces. The wrong traits were programmed on the wrong necklaces."

"What?! Why wasn¹t I told about this sooner?!" shouted Koenma. "Now the whole mission is ruined."

~~Back at the Sorting~~

"Ferrygirl, Botan." The hat was placed on Botan. Immediately all Botan's thoughts were about stealing and vengeance and mayhem. She could only think about doing cruel and mean things.

"Slytherin!" the hat called.

Botan took off the hat. She was shocked. Botan walked over slowly to the Slytherin table. Yukina looked stunned. Yusuke was standing with his mouth hanging open. Kuwabara just looked confused.

"Jaganashi, Hiei!" Hiei put the hat on. As soon as he put it on, he began to think about little bunnies, hearts, and world peace! "I¹m going crazy!" In a few seconds the hat called... "Hufflepuff!" Hiei glared and walked to his seat.

"Jaganashi, Yukina!" The hat was placed on Yukina¹s head.

~~~Yukina¹s POV~~~

I'm going to take over the world! I'm going to take what I want! Nobody's going to stop me. If anyone tries to stop me....yeah... if anyone tries...

~~~End POV~~~

"Slytherin!"

"What! I was supposed to be in Hufflepuff !" Yukina walked over to the Slytherin table and joined a very confused looking Botan.

"Kuwabara, Kazuma!"

Once Kuwabara put on the sorting hat, he suddenly felt a lot smarter. "Geometry is cool, but I really enjoy quantum physics..."

"Ravenclaw!"

"Minniamono, Shuichi."

"Gryffindor!"

"Wasn¹t I supposed to go to Ravenclaw?"

"Tomoe, Hotaru!" The hat was placed on her head. "Hello, Sailor Saturn."

Hotaru almost jumped out of her seat. "How'd you know that?"

The hat laughed. "Don¹t worry. I won¹t tell anyone. You know you¹re much more interesting than those other transfers. I didn't even have to talk to them. They were so easy to place. Now let¹s see. You are extremely brave. Risked your life a few times, haven¹t you? You'd do very well in Gryffindor, but you're also a very loyal friend. You'd make very good friends in Hufflepuff. You¹re also very smart and you would learn lots in Ravenclaw. Which house would you like to be in, Hotaru?"

"I don¹t know. Which one would you suggest?"

Hiei was staring at the girl being sorted. There was something familiar about her. Hotaru turned and met his gaze. All of a sudden, she felt like she was losing control of her body. She turned away and the feeling stopped.

"Hm," said the hat. "You seemed different a few moments ago."

"It was nothing!" she replied quickly.

"Alright then, I think you should go to Gryffindor then."

"Okay."

"Gryffindor!"

Hiei watched the girl as she walked to her table. "There¹s something strange about her."

"Tsukino, Rini!"

"Hello Princess."

"Um... Hello Hat."

"Well, shall we get started?"

"How did you know that I¹m a princess?"

"I can read your mind. That¹s all."

"Oh."

"Your very loyal to your friends. You would make even more friends in Hufflepuff. But you are a princess and born to be a great leader."

"I¹d like to have more friends," said Rini.

"Very well then..."

"Hufflepuff!"

Rini smiled and took a seat next to Hiei.

"Urameshi, Yusuke!" Yusuke put the hat on. "If I get six A's then I'll get into a pretty good college in Japan, but if I get seven A's, then I might get into a college in a foreign country."

"Ravenclaw!"

Yusuke walked to the Ravenclaw table and sat next to Kuwabara. When food started appearing on their plates, Kuwabara immediately started stuffing his face.

"Hi," said a girl. "I'm Cho Chang."

"Yusuke Urameshi."

"Kuwabara," he said, spitting food out of his mouth.

"So," said Cho, trying to ignore the food being spit at her. "Why did you decide to come to Hogwarts? Is Hogwarts better than the magic school in Japan? Or is it because a higher percentage of Hogwarts' graduates get jobs in the Ministry of Magic?"

"Er..." said Yusuke. "The second one.about the jobs. Yeah, the jobs."

"Really," said another girl. "Do you want to get a job here or in Japan? I hear the Ministry of Magic in England has better benefits, but in Japan, you get a higher salary..."

"Damn!" thought Yusuke. "Damn! Damn! Damn!"

~~~At the Slytherin table~~~

"Hey! You're hot! How about a date?" Goyle said to Botan.

"No, thanks. I actually wanted an intelligent boyfriend."

"Aww, that wasn't very nice," he said. "Alright then, how about a little kiss?"

"I said no!" Botan raised her hand to slap him.

"We¹re going to the bathroom," Yukina said quickly. "Come on, Botan." She grabbed Botan and pulled her out of the hall. As soon as they got out, Botan called Koenma on her communicator.

"Koenma!" she screamed. "What happened?"

"Well, Botan," said Koenma, "the necklaces were programmed wrong. What house were you sorted into? Slytherin? Well, you're stuck in there then."

"What---"

"Now, listen up! There's something strange about the other Japanese transfers. They might have something to do with the demon controlling Voldemort. Keep an eye on them!"

"You owe us!" Botan said and then hung up.

"Do we really have to stay in Slytherin?" asked Yukina.

"I'm afraid so. Come on Yukina. Let's go eat dinner."

~~At the Hufflepuff table~~

"So, you're Japanese?" said a cheerful looking Hufflepuff girl. "I've been there before! It's really nice! Do you like Hogwarts so far?"

"Hn."

"You¹re from Japan, too?" asked Rini. "What city are you from?"

"Hn."

"What was Japan like?" asked the Hufflepuff. "Where'd you go to school?"

"How'd you get your hair like that, Hiei?" asked another.

"I love your hair, Rini!" said another girl. "My name is Hana Abbot."

"Thanks," Rini replied. "I could do your hair for you."

"Could you? Thanks!" said Hana.

"I can speak Japanese," said another boy. "Kooooh neeey chay woh. That means hello, right, Hiei?"

"Hn."

Rini looked at Hiei. "This is going to be a rough year," she thought.

~~~At the Gryffindor table~~~

The girl sitting next to Kurama said, "Hello, I'm Hermione Granger."

"I'm Shuichi Minniamono."

"Pleased to meet you. This is Ron Weasley." She pointed to the redhead across from her. "And this is Harry Potter."

Harry wasn't listening. He was staring at the girl sitting next to him. She had shoulder-length black hair and violet eyes. "She's prettier than Cho. I wonder if she'd go on a date with me."

"Oh," she said. "Do I have food on my face?"

"Oh! No!" he said. "I'm Harry Potter."

"Hotaru Tomoe."

That's funny. She didn't even care that I'm Harry Potter.

"Harry," shouted Hermione.

"Oh sorry." "This is Shuichi Minniamono."

"Pleased to meet you, Shu...Shu..." said Harry.

"Just call me Kurama", he said quickly.

"Um, okay," said Harry. "Guys, this is Hotaru Tomoe. Hotaru, this is Hermione Granger and Ron Weasley."

"Hello," said Hermione.

"Nice to meet you," said Kurama.

"Nice to meet you, too," Hotaru said politely. She looked at Kurama. He's sooo cute.

The rest of the feast went the same way. Yukina and Botan had to deal with the Slytherins. Yusuke and Kuwabara had to listen to smart people talk all night. (They didn¹t understand anything.) Hiei had to endure lots and lots of nice people talking to him. Kurama talked to the Gryffindors and Harry continued to stare at Hotaru.

After the feast Ron and Hermione went to show the first years where to go. Harry, Kurama and Hotaru walked up to Gryffindor Tower. They stopped at a picture of a fat lady.

"Password?"

"Whomping Willow," said Harry. They walked into the Gryffindor common room.

"Goodnight," said Hotaru as she walked to the girls' dormitory.

"Goodnight," Harry and Kurama replied. Harry stared at Hotaru until she disappeared up the stairs. "She's so nice," he thought. "And she's so pretty."

Kurama smiled to himself as he walked up the stairs. It was amusing how Harry stared at Hotaru. Still, he didn't blame him. She was very pretty.

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Hotaru got in bed. It had been a long day. "I wish Harry hadn't stared at me all night. It was kind of creepy. And Kurama, he was so nice, and so cute! I liked him a lot. That other boy, the one with the spiky hair, there was something strange about him. He seemed so familiar." She turned over on her side. It was going to be a long year.

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A/N: Please review and tell me who you want the DADA teacher to be. I don¹t know who it¹s going to be yet. That¹s all! Bye.