A/N: okay, y'all... I'm really sorry that I haven't updated on my story 'A Slip Of Fate', but I am suffering from a major writer's block. As I was pittying myself, the plot bunny paid me a vist and bit my ear off. So yeah. This story is really stupid, but -to me, at least- it's funny.

Disclaimer: I own none of the Harry Potter persona mentioned in this story, I only own the characters that you do not recognize. Again, I am not putting this in every chapter, so get your fill now. Oh, I also do not own the idea -and some situations- of the made-for-television movie 'Who Wants To Marry Ryan Banks?'.

A/N2: What gender is Blaise Zabini, exactly? In my story, He is a male, and Draco's best friend.

A/N3: Oh! Any of you that have actually seen 'Who Wants To Marry Ryan Banks?' know my twist (you luckies!)! And just to clear you up so you don't get confused this is a Draco/Ginny story, not a Blaise/Ginny story.

Chapter 1: Prolouge

"Blaise, your last movie tanked."

Blaise Zabini looked up at his best friend/agent, Draco Malfoy. "So? That's just one movie. The next one will be a hit."

Draco shook his head. "No, it won't. There is no next one. Not for a while, at least. Nanette Woods' publicist owled and said that they found someone else."

Blaise was silent. After ten minutes, Draco got up and left, shaking his head sadly.

Blaise had been Draco's best friend for years, always there when Draco needed someone to talk to or -when his father got into one of his moods- someplace to stay. Then, when Blaise was 'discovered', Draco had kept out of the lime-light. For once.

And now, Draco felt as if Blaise's sudden career flop(s) were his faut.

Don't worry, Blaise. I'll get you out of this

"Open up!"

Blaise sat up, groggy. "Draco? What are you doing at my house?"

"Blaise, just get up and open the bloddy door!"

Sitting up, Blaise looked at his clock. 3:52. This better be good. He wretched open the door.

Draco grinned. "Hello, pal," he said, overly-freindly. "How are you this fine...morning?"

Blaise just scowled, so Draco continued.

"I have the perfect way to get you out of you career...rut. Do you want to know what it is?Of course you do! It's-" he paused dramatically "- 'Who Wants To Marry Blaise Zabini?'!"

Blaise stared at him. "'Who Wants To Marry Blaise Zabini?'?" He repeated. "Are you insane? A reality t.v. show?"

Draco smirked. "Why yes, I am going insane. But that is not the point! The point is that your career sucks-"

"Gee, thanks."

"- and this could give you just the boost you need!"

Blaise sighed. "Fine."