Reptile Trouble!

To Wizard1: Yeah, Bobby has. Well, it doesn't always go bad. It ain't Jubilee, pal. She wants Razor, not Bobby. Yeah, Selene won't trap Ronnie till later. Knowing her, she keeps some kind of tabs on what all the major heroes are doing.

To animeluvr1: I think reptiles hold some remote relation. I don't think Bobby's date will be Sgt. Briscoe. 

To Red Witch: COME BAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!!!!!

Chapter 2: Movin' In!

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(Bobby's new dorm)

"Wow. This place is really spacious. Thanks for helping me move in guys." Bobby said. His guitar was still strapped to his back. He was placing an AC/DC poster on the wall.

"No problem, Bobby." Jubilee smiled. She was helping paint the wall.

"Over here!" Tommy snapped.

"No, here!" Alex yelled. The Baines Brothers were moving a dresser. They were arguing over where it should be put. Funny enough, the spots they suggested were practically next to each other!

"Here looks better!"

"It's not feng shui, stupid!"

"I don't believe in that place-equals-harmony-with-the-universe garbage, you moron!"

"It works! Donald Trump uses it and look at him!"

"Bobby ain't Donald Trump, you retarded half-minded sick monkey!"

"Yeah well, you're an idiot and mom still dresses you!"

"That's it!" Tommy forced down the dresser, on Alex's foot! Tommy then attacked a howling Alex. Jubilee blasted them both with her fireworks, making them scream and cover their eyes.

"You morons nearly broke that thing!" Jubilee snapped.

"He nearly broke my foot!" Alex whined.

"He nearly broke my nose!" Tommy whined also.

"Yeah, you didn't need to nearly break our eyes, you goofy X-Clown!" Alex snapped.

"I wonder how Wolverine dealt with you?!" Tommy grumbled. An annoyed Jubilee punched them both out.

"Wolverine's like a father to me, you guys. You should have more respect." Jubilee warned.

"Maybe you two should go out and do something." Danny "Fingers" Carrington sighed. He was helping put away the dishes.

"Hey, maybe after this you should have a dorm-warming party." Rip grinned. He was unrolling some carpet.

"I don't really know anybody here besides you guys." Bobby sighed.

"Oh relax, Bobby-boy." Jubilee grinned, throwing her arm around his shoulder. "I'm sure with my social skills, I'll get a lot of people here! Bobster, your dorm will be Par-tay Central!" She sighed happily. "Now to make things perfect, I wish my hunky Kid Razor were here." Bobby gulped.

Oh that's great! That's just great! Bobby mentally sighed. Jubilee absolutely adores me as Kid Razor! Oh, man…Bobby scratched his head as Jubilee let him go and went to help Wendy. And Wendy once told me she has some very…interesting dreams about her and Razor. Oh man, now what do I do?

"Hey Bob, you gonna help us?" Fingers pulled Bobby back to the real world, holding up a box. Bobby shook his head quickly. "This is your dorm."

"Uh yeah, sure. Sorry." Bobby chuckled nervously as he took the box. "I'll unpack these and put them away."

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(A laboratory, Cleveland)

"Uhhhhhhnh…" Dr. Gary Turnbull staggered to his feet and clutching his head. "Oh man, what hit me?" He staggered up to a mirror. "Aw man…my head is killing me…" He looked down at himself. "Aw man, I'm soaked! And the lab is a mess!" He sighed. "Aw well, I guess I'll have to call the cleaning lady later and uhn…uh…AHHHHHH!!!!!" Dr. Turnbull felt an intense pain course through his body. He clutched his sides and screamed as an incredible transformation took place in front of his reptilian pets. His skin turned from flesh to green scales. His eyes glowed a bright yellow. His body started growing in muscle and his bones changed. His lab coat ripped open in back as a shell manifested. His pants ripped in back as a spiny iguana-esque tail popped out. His teeth sharpened and his jaws grew outward, forming an alligator-esque muzzle. His fingernails grew and sharpened into powerful claws. His lab coat and shirt were tattered by his muscular body. His brown hair grew out to shoulder-length. The creature roared, punched out the mirror, and busted through the wall with a shoulder tackle.

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(Cleveland, Ohio)

"Oh God, I'm so nervous." Bobby paced up and down his newly-decorated living room.

"Will you stop that, man?" Alex grumbled. "You're starting to freak me out!"

"Everything freaks you out." Tommy snickered. Alex turned to his younger brother, raising a fist.

"Why I oughta-?"

"Shut up!" Jubilee snapped, smashing both brothers upside the head with a baseball bat. God knows what else she kept in that trenchcoat.

"Ow!" The Baines Brothers whimpered.

"If you had a bat in there, why didn't you use it to keep Laurel and Hardy over there in line before?" Fingers scratched his head.

"I wanted to surprise them." Jubilee grinned. She looked at her watch. "Hey, Bob! Your date should be coming by any second now! Oh boy, I'm so excited!"

"Here we go." Rip grinned. He and Wendy clinked together their soda cans. A knock was heard on the door. Bobby nervously opened it.

"Uhm, are you Bobby Parkins?" The voice, obviously a girl's, asked on the other side. Bobby looked at the girl: A pretty college girl with long brown hair with red tips, clad in a Cleveland University t-shirt and jeans. Her ears were pierced, revealing small gold rings.   

Well, things are about to pick up! Who is this girl? What happened to the doctor? What madness will happen next? Find out in the next chapter! Suggestions needed badly!