Reptile Trouble!

To Wizard1: Yes, that girl is Bobby's blind date! Well, the Baines Brothers aren't exactly the sharpest tools in the shed at times. Yup, Dr. Reptile is born! Enjoy the new chapter! And when does chapter 6 of "Karaoke Dance Party" Come up? I want to read it!

To Metal Dragon1: Yeah, the doc's no beauty queen. Actually, Bobby has the blind date, not Tommy. Tommy gets slapped by girls all the time. When does the new chapter of "Take the Long Way Home" come up? I CAN'T WAIT!!

To animeluvr1: Glad you like my stories. Oh yeah, I thought your reviews of "Birth of a Juke Box Hero" were a little harsh. Kid Razor's a humorous superhero, insanity will happen in Cleveland. And when does the new chapter of 'Bittersweet' come up?

In the last issue of "Reptile Trouble": Bobby Parkins, secretly the fearless superpowered rock musician known as Kid Razor, was moving into his new dorm room, with help from his friends, Jubilee and the Rock 'n' Roll Cavaliers. The usual insanity happened with Alex and Tommy arguing and Jubilee beating them up. Meanwhile, noted reptile expert Dr. Gary Turnbull was transformed by a combination of a chemical explosion and a reptile-based super-soldier serum into a half-man half-reptile creature with a tortoise shell, crocodile jaws, iguana tail, and a bad attitude. Back in the dorm, Bobby got ready for his blind date and his date appeared: A beautiful girl with brown hair. Who is she? Find out next!

Chapter 3: Reptile Attack, Part 1!

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(Cleveland, Ohio)

"My name is Joan. Joan Frehley." The girl replied.

"Oh yeah!" Bobby smiled. "From my Accounting 101 class."

"Yeah, that's me." Joan grinned. "Jubilee and Wendy said you were looking for a date."

"Well, I wasn't told I needed a date." Bobby chuckled shyly.

"Oh yeah." A snickering Alex whispered to a snickering Tommy. "Bobby is definitely going to get some tonight." Jubilee glared at the two, then pulled out two cinder blocks from her trenchcoat, smashing them on the brothers' heads.

"OW!" The Baines brothers screamed. "THAT HURT!!" Joan raised an eyebrow at that.

"Is it always this insane here?" Joan asked.

"Yeah." Bobby shrugged. "The Baineses as well as the rest of the Cavaliers practically live here."

"Well, I see you two have quite a fun night ahead of you!" Jubilee grinned. "Out you go, Bobby! Have fun bye!" She playfully shoved Bobby out and shut the door.

"Hey!" Bobby exclaimed. "What the?!" Joan laughed. "Sorry Joan. I haven't really planned anything. This whole thing was kind of sprung on me."

"No problem." Joan smiled. "Let's just go to the pizzeria or something. No pressure." The two walked down the hall. "You heard about Kid Razor?"

"Yeah, pretty cool huh?" Bobby smiled. Joan shrugged.

"He's alright. Guy has a bit of a big mouth though. I think he has no respect for the heroes that came before him." Joan said. Bobby gulped.

"I think Razor does." Bobby shrugged. "He just acts like that for the cameras. That's what I think."

"He seems like the type who would spit in Cap's face. He's so arrogant. I don't really hate Kid Razor, I'm glad he's our own superhero, but he needs an attitude adjustment."

"Well, he's a rookie compared to guys like Cap and the Thing, he's got all that power, he's young, and he's trying to prove he can be just as great a hero as the big guns like Iron Man and Spidey." Bobby chuckled. What neither Bobby nor Joan noticed were the other Cavaliers peeking out of Bobby's room door.

"Are you sure this is a good idea? If Bobby finds out that we followed him on this date, he'll beat us up." Tommy asked.

"Relax. He won't catch us. He doesn't have superhuman senses, like Logan." Jubilee replied.

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(The sewers underneath Cleveland)

Cleveland's sewer system. Considerably cleaner than New York's. A figure raced through the sewers, mumbling and growling in a guttural voice. It was revealed to be the mutated Dr. Turnbull, whose yellow eyes glowed allowing him to see easier in the darkness.

"Grrr…growl…mumble grrrrrrrr…" The mutated doctor snarled and growled like an animal. He approached two sewer workers.

"Hey Will, you saw that battle at the Cleveland mall, right?" Worker #1 asked.

"Yeah. It was cool!" Worker #2, Will, replied. "Ed, you should've seen it!"

"I did on the tube! I was laid up with a broken leg." Ed replied. "Man, he called one of the X-Men a hermaphrodite. That was cool."

"Yeah, Kid Razor claims in a magazine that he had banged all the female Avengers." Will chuckled.

"Uh-huh." Ed rolled his eyes. He heard a snarl. "You hear that?" The two workers looked around.

"Man I don't like this." Will gulped. He then heard the snarl again, only louder. "Mommy?" The two workers turned around and saw Dr. Turnbull.

"GrrrrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRROWLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL…"

"OH  DEAR GOD!!!! RUN!!!!!!! MAMAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!" The two sewer workers screamed as they ran for their lives. Dr. Turnbull ignored them and scuttled up to the surface. While there, he eyed a certain pizzeria, and one thing ran through the mutated doctor's mind.

Feed…Feed…Hunger…Feed…Stop hunger…Feed…

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(Ron's Pizzeria, Cleveland)

"Man, I can't believe we have to hide out back. #%$&! Panel windows…" Tommy grumbled. He, Fingers, Jubilee and Alex were standing outside the pizzeria, leaning against the back wall.

"Oh shut up." Fingers sighed.

"Brilliant idea, fellas." Jubilee grumbled. "The three of you are real geniuses, you know that?"

"I think she's been hanging around that grizzly ol' Canuck for too long." Alex grumbled to Fingers and Tommy, pointing at Jubilee. "OW!!" Jubilee socked him with a pipe. Inside, Joan and Bobby were talking over pizza and soda.

"Man, it was one wild day. First, the chemistry lab explodes, then that wacko Randy Unger came back." Joan laughed.

"Yeah, I knew that man was nuts, and was obsessed with the Scarlet Witch, but dang!" Bobby laughed. "I gotta give the man points, though. He was secure enough in his masculinity to wear pink fishnet stockings."

"Mm-hmm." Joan chuckled. "Who would've thought that he'd wear that costume?"

"I don't know." Bobby laughed. They heard screams. "What?" The two leapt up. A figure burst through the wall. It was a roaring mutated Dr. Turnbull. Oh man, I can't get a break!

Man, poor Bobby can't get a break! Can he save the day as Kid Razor? What'll Joan think of the Kid of Rock 'n' Roll? Will Jubilee beat up the Baines Brothers some more? Find out in the next chapter! Suggestions needed badly!