Reptile Trouble!
Disclaimer: "Cartoons kick $$!" -Eric Cartman, SouthPark (The only thing he's ever said I agree with)
To Raliena: Well, at this point, Kid Razor doesn't know Selene is watching him. She will reveal herself at some point to him.
To Wizard1: Yeah, Razor does tend to be honest with people. If he doesn't like someone, he will say it, regardless of the consequences. Add on to that the inability to feel fear, and you got quite a volatile cocktail. Razor is a rocker to the core. He'll do what he wants, when he wants. He's a good guy, but let's say when he's not busting bad guys, he tends to drive someone else crazy! Yeah, Selene is at it again. I've read up on Howard the Duck, and I found out he lives in Cleveland, so a team-up is inevitable! Red Witch loves the idea! And I thought it'd be original for a hero to date a woman who likes the real person rather than the super-powered alter ego. BTW, can you guess how Joan got her name?
In the last issue of "Reptile Trouble": Kid Razor leapt into action, but before he did, he explained to Joan why he seemed disrespectful. He just wanted to be different from the other heroes in the Marvel Universe and he knows he's just as good, even better, than the others. He then attacked Dr. Turnbull with a Bon Jovi Booster while unknowingly under the watchful eye of the Hellfire Club's Black Queen. Meanwhile, across town, Howard the Duck watched the battle on TV.
Chapter 5: Reptile Attack, Part 3!
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(The Hellfire Club building catacombs, New York City)
"Oh, the battle has begun. Shame this monster doesn't have the power of Xantor. Oh, the devastation during that battle was delicious." Selene smiled joyously as she remembered Kid Razor's first super-villain. "Too bad he got atomized by Kid Razor's guitar. Oh well, if it weren't for that, then I never would've thought the guitar had such mystical power. Let's see what more tricks you have, rockstar."
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(Cleveland Docks)
"He really did that to you?" Briscoe burst out laughing. She and Polanski were driving their car on standard patrol. "Oh, that Kid Razor really knows how to get the better of you."
"That was not funny, Briscoe! Every other cop there laughed at me!" Polanski grumbled. He started taking a sip of his coffee when…
"POLANSKI!!! BRISCOE!!! GET YOUR ARSES OVER TO RON'S PIZZERIA, YOU DUMB MOTHER%#$#!!!!!! NOW!!!!" The voice of the abusive dispatch yelled suddenly. The shock caused Polanski to spit his coffee everywhere and he ended up dropping his hot coffee all over his lap.
"AAAGH!! That son of a %$#&!!!! NOT AGAIN!!!"
Why'd that jerk Jones have to be assigned to dispatch? He actually had the nerve to say all I thought about was him naked. I want to kill that jerk! Briscoe grumbled mentally as she took the radio. Polanski cursed the air blue. "Briscoe here, come in, dispatch. Over."
"We got reports of a monster attack over at Ron's Pizzeria. Nice place for a romantic dinner, eh Briscoe? Rowr."
"They serve great breadsticks and…wait a minute! Shut up Jones! We're on our way, Briscoe out!" Briscoe put the radio back. "I hate that Jones."
"Augh! Next time I see Jones, I'm going to shoot him! I don't care! Internal Affairs can kiss my ass, I am going to shoot Jones!" Polanski growled.
"You and me both. We gotta get to Ron's Pizzeria. Monster attack." Briscoe said.
"That means Kid Razor's not far behind. Let's go. I've got to see this." Polanski grumbled as he turned on the sirens and their car raced down the street.
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(The street nearby Ron's Pizzeria)
"C'mon, lizard breath! Let's see what you got!" Kid Razor roared as he sent Dr. Turnbull flying into the wall of a building with a Bon Jovi Booster. Razor landed on his feet, and he noticed Dr. Turnbull's ID card. It had his picture of his human form on it. "Dr. Gary Turnbull, huh? Looks like that name don't really fit you, huh Doc?" He saw Dr. Turnbull come to his feet. "Well, looks like I'll have to call you Dr. Lizard or something." He noticed that Dr. Turnbull had various parts, including crocodile jaws, an iguana tail, and even a tortoise shell. "Nah, not all those animals are lizards. How about…Reptile? Yeah, Dr. Reptile. That's cool!" The newly-named Dr. Reptile snarled as he got to his feet. With a bestial roar, he grabbed a car and pitched it at the Kid of Rock 'n' Roll. "Nice try, pal. VAN HALEN HAMMER!!!" Razor grabbed his guitar and smashed the car like a sledgehammer. The Power of Rock exploded on contact and sent a car flying.
"Look out!" Polanski screamed. Polanski and Briscoe stopped their squad car quickly and leapt out.
CRASH!!!!
The car that Dr. Reptile threw and Kid Razor deflected landed on top of the squad car, smashing it.
"Oh boy. Randolph is going to kill us." Briscoe blinked.
"Thanks a lot, Razor!" Polanski yelled up at Razor.
"Not now, Polanski! I'm busy playing with Lizard-Man!" Razor laughed. "Whoa!" He dodged a lamppost. "Do you mind?! I'm taking to someone here! Wait your turn!" Razor snapped at Dr. Reptile. "Hey!" Reptile leapt up with powerful legs, slobbering jaws open. "Sorry pal, I don't like you that much!" Razor sidestepped the mutated doctor, and the doctor flipped in midair. He landed on a brick wall, and he clung to it like a spider!
"Whoa!" Briscoe blinked.
"Who does he think he is? Spider-Man?" Razor exclaimed. Ronnie Rocker appeared.
"Like a gecko, Razor." Ronnie chuckled. "Evidently this guy's partially reptilian."
"What are you doing, trying to impress Steve Irwin?!" Razor asked with his smirk in place.
"Jubes, you know this guy from X-Men days?" Fingers shook Jubilee out of her trance. Jubilee glared at the keyboardist.
"You drag me away from seeing my beautiful Razor in action just to ask THAT?!" Jubes glared at Fingers. She then sighed. "No. He's new." Ronnie noticed the Cavaliers and Jubilee. He then disappeared.
"Ronnie, where are you oh, never mind! He's as reliable as a leg man at a Tina Turner concert!" Razor grumbled.
"EEK!!!" Jubes screamed at the sight of the ghostly Ronnie Rocker.
"Who are you and don't kill us!" Fingers exclaimed.
"Ronnie Rocker and no, I have no plans to kill you." Ronnie sighed. "Hey Jubilee, you want to help out Kid Razor?"
"Do I?!" Jubes squealed excitedly.
Well, looks like the pressure cooker is about to boil over! What does Ronnie want Jubes and the Cavaliers with her to do? Can Kid Razor defeat Dr. Reptile? Find out in the next chapter! Suggestions needed badly!