A/N: Hello my darling readers, how I do appreciate your time! Anyway, my darling pal Sadistra is fixing my story to put in italics so it is easier to comprehend for you all. Hell, it confused me too. Ron is in regular type and Hermione is in Italics. Enjoy!
The Truth!
A testimony by Hermione Granger and Ronald Weasley.
Prologue
Dear Astute Reader,
My name is Her-
HERMIONE! Quit using big words. No one knows what 'astute' means anyway. Can't I just sum it up in a paragraph or two?
Ronald! No you can't. What kind of author are you? We were going to have a nice introduction but I guess not anymore because you are too tactless. (Technically, 'astute' is a short word because it only consists of six letters, Ron.)
Don't call me Ronald. (No, it's not short!)
I'll call you Ronald if I want to. (Yes, it is.)
Oh yeah? (No, it's not!)
Yeah. (Yes, it is.)
You little-
THE CHILDREN, RONALD! (I win.)
Oh… Hi. Do you happen to have any cheese? If you do, can you please send it to: Draco Malfoy; Slytherin House; Great Hall. Don't forget to hex it! (No I didn't! You cut me off. You are disqualified.)
Ron! No! Don't do that! (It wasn't a contest, smart one.)
And why not, Hermy? HAHA! (Who said?)
Because the last person who received hexed dairy products… Well, you don't want to know. And don't call me Hermy! (Who said it was one?)
Yes I do! What happened? Oh! A hobbit! (Stop using psychology on me! It hurts my brain…)
Hobbit? Where? Maybe I should knit some hats… (What brain?)
No! He… err… went, uh, home! (PRAT!)
Anyway, the seventh year Gryffindor, Thea Walsh, she was turned into a talking baby! She was in the Hospital Wing for months!
A talking baby?
Yes… I dunno.
Sure you don't.
I don't!
First thing you don't know!
Shut up, Weasley! Anyway, the reason we are writing this is because we are sick of only Harry's viewpoint being heard. We have voices, too!
Yeah!
You are so dull…
Watch it, Granger!
What are you going to do? Try and jinx me?
Shut up!
No!
Yes!
No!
Yes!
Yes!
No!
See, you are stupid…
No, I'm not!
That's what you say.
Grr!!!!