I need to stop talking to you... and you know who you are.

Standard Disclaimer.

"Hello?"

Hunter heard the familiar sound of his brother's voice on the other end of the cell phone.

"Hey, bro... You busy?"

Looking down, he smirked at the technician he straddled and replied.

"... Not really, what's wrong?"

Hunter heard a sigh emitting from the cellular device as his brother continued on. "... I was kicked out of the apartment." The blonde frowned as he replied, and his hands traveled along the Samurai's abdomen. "What happened to that payment you made last week?"

"I guess he didn't get it even though I put it in his mailbox..."

Hunter bit back a moan as he felt Cam's slender fingers trace at the bulge in his pants, and continued on with his conversation. "... So you were kicked out on missing a payment? I thought your landlord was more laid back that?"

A sudden beeping was heard from the line, probably a microwave or something. "Yeah, so did I... When he came over to discuss it, he said that he couldn't allow me to miss another one..."

Hunter half-heartedly glared at the Samurai as fingers continued to grope at his open and clothed flesh.

"What do you mean 'missed payments'? I was with you when you paid most of them off, and I saw you count out for it too!"

A small hum came from the other line and the blonde definitely knew it was a microwave. "Yeah... I know. But I think his son might have kept them for himself... Since I did give a few sealed envelopes to him when no one else was there..."

Hunter moaned loudly despite himself and swatted at the searching hands.

"What are you doing?"

The blonde laughed somewhat nervously in the receiver. "Nothing really..." He heard his brother's voice sound distressed. "... I mean, if it's a bad time, you know I can call back later and-"

"No... It's all right. You can go on..."

Hunter smirked as he leaned in and bit at the Samurai's flesh, causing the other man to yelp out.

"Oh my god..."

The Crimson Thunder smiled against flesh as he replied "What?"

The final beep of the microwave echoed through the silence.

"You're with Cam, aren't you!"

The blonde lifted away from the open body below him and stroked the Samurai's face. "Well... he is my boyfriend... I think I can be with him whenever I want."

A door opened and closed as the voice on the phone became annoyed and angry. "Being with Cam qualifies as 'being busy'! Every time I try to talk to you, I seem to walk in on you two having sex!"

Hunter laughed into the phone as the Navy Thunder continued. "That's not funny goddamnit! That's like you walking on me and Tori!"

Hunter smiled at the body below him, making sure not to ignore the Samurai too badly.

"I'd actually like to see that..."

An anguished scream came from the phone, followed by three loud beeps, indicating the conversation was over.