I don't own dc superhero girls or suction cup man.
It was a normal day for zee zatara in her penthouse, she was doing her hair when she heard something outside her room. She went out to her window and saw a man with suction cup on her window.
Zee: Hey sir, what are you doing climbing up my window with suction cups? Could you stop, please?
Suction cup man: Fuck you, I'm climbing your house with suction cups!
Zee: Woah language. But seriously, why my house?
Suction cup man: Why not your house?
Zee: Your smuging my windows and I don't like it.
Suction cup man: I'll smug your windows all I want, LOOK AT ME GO!
Zee: Why don't you go do that somewhere else, please?
Suction cup man: That sounds very susestive.
Zee: Take a hike, please get off my house.
Suction cup man: You want me to get exersise?
Zee: No, I just want you off my house please?
Suction cup man: No, Fuck you!
Zee: Language, ok who are you?
Suction cup man: SUCTION CUP MAN!
Zee: Really, I'm not stupid, who are you really?
Suction cup man: DA DA DA DA, SUCTION CUP MAN LOOK AT ME GO!
Zee: Would you please get off my house right now?
Suction cup man: I can't.
Zee: Why not?
Suction cup man: Can't go down dumass I can only go up.
Zee: What?
Suction cup man: I got to reach the top and run back down.
Zee: Can you just turn around?
Suction cup man: Of course I fucking can't, what're stupid?
Zee: It dosen't look that hard.
Suction cup man: I don't see you climbing a fucking penthouse with suction cups.
Zee: Hold up, give me a sec, would you. (Zee leaving the window)
Suction cup man: What are you doing?
Zee: (Returns to the window with plungers) I got these plungers.
Suction cup man: O these is getting real.
Zee: I'm going to get you and your going to be sorry.
Suction cup man: You are going to kill yourself.
Zee: Really pal, watch me.
Zee ran to her bed and start to run to where suction cup man and got one plunger on the window but she start to fall down from her room.
Zee: (Screaming)
Suction cup man: For a girls so hot your really fucking stupid.
Zee: (While falling) O yeah, when i get my hands on you, your going to be sorry (Screaming)
Zee close her eyes as she saw the ground as she was going to get hurt, but in the nick of time a green pillow saved her, she look and saw her friends.
Jessica: Zee, are you ok, why did you jump out your window for?
Zee: I was trying to get this "Suction cup man" off my house but he won't get off.
Kara: (Using her supervision) How did he get up there?
Zee: With his suction cups.
Karen: Did you ask him nicely?
Zee: YES! MULTIPLE TIMES!
Diana: Zee, maybe we should give it a try?
Zee: Yes please, I don't know what to do.
Babs grab her bat microphone and was getting ready to talk to talk to him.
Jessica: Maybe I should talk to him, I can be more reasonable.
Babs: Are yyou sure?
Jessica: I have my ways.
Babs: Ok, here. (Gives Jess microphone)
Jessica: Hey sir, could you please get down from there?
Suction cup man: SUCK MY DICK!
Jessica: Woah language.
Zee: See, bad mouth.
Karen: You didn't say that.
Jessica: (To Suction cup man) Isn't this illegal?
Suction cup man: IT IS, BUT FUCK YOU ANYWAY!
Kara:(Grabs microphone) Back at ya.
Suction cup man: FUCK YOU.
Kara: Back at ya.
Suction cup man: Hey I wrote all of a song.
Diana: See Zee, this man is caring.
Kara: You did?
Suction cup man: It goes a little something like this, (play guitar), FUCK YOU!
Kara: Ok thats it, going to take him down.
Jessica: Kara!
Zee: Yes, please do.
Kara look around to see if anyone was watching and laser beam Suction cup man with it. Second later, he fall down and hit the ground.
Jessica: Kara!
Kara: He deserved it.
Zee: yup, he sure did.
Karen: Is he dead?
Suction cup man: Fuck you, you can't kill suction cup man, look at me go!
Diana: Well the answer is no.
Zee:(Getting off pillow) Or your so dead, when i get my I'm going to-(Sprains her knee) Ow ow ow ow ow.
Babs: We should get you the hospital first before you get him.