Inside the Sorting Hat
By: 911WritersBlock
Intro/ Disclaimer: Now before you read this funny little story you need some background info. I was just sitting at the computer writing a story when my little brother (who was coloring on the floor next to me) asked why Hermione was put into Gryffindor instead of Ravenclaw. Then he said that he knew why and well the result is this story. It was so funny that I told him we had to turn it into a mini fanfic. Also needing to be said, this story is based off the characters in the Harry Potter series by the wonderful JK Rowling. So yeah basically I can claim no creativity for this story. I only wrote it.
Hermione slowly walked up to the stool, shaking in fright.
Oh I'm so tired of sorting these stupid children. A thousand years of the same thing! I need a career change. The sorting hat sighed as he was placed on Hermione's quivering head.
"Ooo... A tough one I see..." The sorting hat said aloud to her. "Ravenclaw would do you good. You would be among your own kind. Brains you have and so do they. But perhaps Gryffindor. I see a lot of courage too... Hmmm..."
But what was the sorting hat actually thinking? What couldn't Hermione hear?
Alright, heads she's Gryffindor, tails she's Ravenclaw....
"GRYFFINDOR!" Isn't that cute! Once again, I have to give the credit to my little brother. It was all his idea. Please review. He wants to know what everyone thinks.