Title: War of the Black roses
Disclaimer: ok I don't own DBZ or Chantal, Katie, Louise, Hazel, Ashley or Robert. I swear this time I do not own them I just use them to be an annoying friend.
Chapter Four: Party Poppers and Water balloons
((A/n: The only person apart from me who actually wants to be in this story is Chantal so I think I'd better say sorry to hazel, Robert, Ashley, Katie and Louise it's just so funny to add you lot into my stories))
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Ok so I've recovered from my brain damage, erm at least I think I have. At least I don't think that there is such a thing as a knight in shining Armour *laughs then sees a floating banana* Ok I'm going to forgot I saw that I try to get on with the story.
Anyway so it's Friday night, it's only just turned dark and my friends, not including Gohan, and me are out on the square.
The square is a small square-ish shape of land that had a bench by a small woodland part then a small square of grass next to it.
We're all over on/by the bench. I'm wearing baggy jeans and my hoodie. Robert is wearing jeans and his coat, Hazel's wearing jeans and her coat, Ashley is wearing jeans and a gray hoodie and Goku is wearing blue trousers and an orange jumper. I glance sideways ignoring the question asked to me as I see a shadow move. I'm not sure if it's a bird or not but something moved.
I stay silent then smirk as I hear a twig snap then there's some furious whispering. They're here.
I nod at the others, Hazel looks bored and rolls her eyes before walking off, muttering about our stupidity. Heh, I figured she'd leave, I'm glad I didn't supply her with weapons. I see the crowd approaching. Vegetable-boy is in the lead followed by Bulma, Chantal, Louise and Katie. Vegeta stops once he's eye level with me, I smirk and look at him.
"Your plan won't work freaks, someone has tipped us off" he yells over to us, I can see Ashley nervously shifting his weight onto his right, but I ignore it.
"Really, I doubt it" I yell back, I can just see his lips curl into a smirk, why the hell am I looking at his lips? Hell knows.
He mutters something and Katie comes forward holding two water balloons. Ah so that's their plan, fine. Vegeta grabs one and throws it at me. I close my eyes tightly as the water hits my face, soaking my skin and my hair.
"Nice one vegetable boy!" I yell, before I see them pull out 5 bags full. Oh shit!
In a matter of moments they start pelting them at us. After about 2 bags they stop. Chantal smirks evilly and asks if we've had enough. I nod then step forward with my group so we're all standing in a line. Our hands are in our hoodie/coat/jeans pockets.
"You might have had water balloons but we have worse" I say in a dramatic voice.
"And _what_ would that be?" Bulma asks, I notice her wink at Ashley but again I ignored it.
I smirk, looking quite evil before yelling at the top of my lungs "PARTY POPPERS!" at the same time we all pull out hands out of our pockets holding a party popper in our hand. We stand in a left stance sort of as we aim them at them. Chantal looks like she's gonna laugh.
I count to three and we set off the party poppers. In a few seconds Chantal, Bulma and Vegeta are covered in slimy confetti roll thingies. Ya know the ones that come out of party poppers.
"Did I forget to mention that we poured fairy liquid into them?" Goku asks with a smug look upon his face, Vegeta goes to say something but we just pull another one from our pockets and fire again. We repeat this again and again until we're only got one left, Katie and Louise ran off a while ago, getting bored with this and not chancing to get hit with slimy stuff.
Chantal and Bulma are whining like girly-girls "Oh my god it's in my _hair_!" and stuff like that. Vegeta is ripping it off of himself, while glaring at us. He's about to say something when we hear a dog barking and a loud booming voice yelling.
"Oh crap" Goku hisses, it was his girlfriends dad. We weren't having luck; they have this awful dog and her dad's very temperamental.
We scatter leaving Vegeta, Bulma and Chantal to take the fall. Luckily we all live nearby, we got back to our houses safely. Well almost all of us. Goku's girlfriend is a girl with black hair called Chi-Chi, she is annoying but very smart, she's one of those girls who are class president and stuff. You know the type. Anyway Robert ran down a wrong ally on his way home and ran straight into Chi-Chi, they were right by my house and I just happened to be looking at the ally with my binoculars at that time. Gee wasn't I lucky *anime sweat drop*.
Anyway he blushed a bit, so did she actually; she always blushes especially around Goku. Anyway they started talking then about 5 mins later they kiss. I'm on the verge of throwing up but she kisses him, and to make it worse her father shows up. He sees his little girl happy and he decide that he likes Robert, go figure. Anyway she walks past my gate the next morning talking to her friend about how to dump Goku, so of course I'm all like "Shit she can't do that"
We have a school dance next week and Goku's set his heart on asking her 'coz he thinks she's 'the one'. For god sake we're 13, how can she be 'the one'?
Anyway so I tell Robert to watch out for Goku and when he asks why he yells at me for spying on him them storms off. Which is rather rude if you ask me.
So I'm not sure what happened but I came out of the lunchroom with Hazel, we were talking about our English homework, English being the only subject I'm good at, when we heard people chanting 'fight, fight, fight!' so as usual I run over to see what it's about, as I get there I hear a familiar voice yell,
"Goku stop it!" it's Chi-Chi's voice, so that must mean, oh shit! I push my way through the crowds and see Robert being shoved to the ground by Goku, with a cut lip and a bruised eye, I quickly, and heroically, jump in front of Robert yelling at Goku for him to stop, I only just move my head in time so I'm not hit. And trust me if Goku hits you you might as well be dead. His punches are like being hit by a ton of bricks, only Vegeta could stand them, his punches are way worse. Take it from me. I get to be his punching bag *Anime sweat drop* it's what I get for being a smart mouth.
Anyway a teacher comes out, gives me, Robert and Goku a detention ((I got out of it because I explained that I had stopped it, Goku and Robert agreed)). The detention was moved though because Robert had to go home, because he fainted. Goku now has about three detentions. Three years worth that is HA! I wish, it'd put him in so much shit, but he got let off because he is needed all week for basketball, football/soccer and badminton practice. How many sports does he play? At least none of us are in trouble. I'd better go; I need to phone Robert to see if he's ok. Goku is in so much trouble for this. Wait that's two chapters that have ended with someone fainting, whoa I have a violent school! Byes!
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Ok for those who are reading ((Robert is *waves* Hiya Rob)) I'll try and update soon. I hope you all liked the party popper war; it was inspired by a teachers pantomime lol yes t'is true lol ok review please.
~*~Phoenix147~*~
Disclaimer: ok I don't own DBZ or Chantal, Katie, Louise, Hazel, Ashley or Robert. I swear this time I do not own them I just use them to be an annoying friend.
Chapter Four: Party Poppers and Water balloons
((A/n: The only person apart from me who actually wants to be in this story is Chantal so I think I'd better say sorry to hazel, Robert, Ashley, Katie and Louise it's just so funny to add you lot into my stories))
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Ok so I've recovered from my brain damage, erm at least I think I have. At least I don't think that there is such a thing as a knight in shining Armour *laughs then sees a floating banana* Ok I'm going to forgot I saw that I try to get on with the story.
Anyway so it's Friday night, it's only just turned dark and my friends, not including Gohan, and me are out on the square.
The square is a small square-ish shape of land that had a bench by a small woodland part then a small square of grass next to it.
We're all over on/by the bench. I'm wearing baggy jeans and my hoodie. Robert is wearing jeans and his coat, Hazel's wearing jeans and her coat, Ashley is wearing jeans and a gray hoodie and Goku is wearing blue trousers and an orange jumper. I glance sideways ignoring the question asked to me as I see a shadow move. I'm not sure if it's a bird or not but something moved.
I stay silent then smirk as I hear a twig snap then there's some furious whispering. They're here.
I nod at the others, Hazel looks bored and rolls her eyes before walking off, muttering about our stupidity. Heh, I figured she'd leave, I'm glad I didn't supply her with weapons. I see the crowd approaching. Vegetable-boy is in the lead followed by Bulma, Chantal, Louise and Katie. Vegeta stops once he's eye level with me, I smirk and look at him.
"Your plan won't work freaks, someone has tipped us off" he yells over to us, I can see Ashley nervously shifting his weight onto his right, but I ignore it.
"Really, I doubt it" I yell back, I can just see his lips curl into a smirk, why the hell am I looking at his lips? Hell knows.
He mutters something and Katie comes forward holding two water balloons. Ah so that's their plan, fine. Vegeta grabs one and throws it at me. I close my eyes tightly as the water hits my face, soaking my skin and my hair.
"Nice one vegetable boy!" I yell, before I see them pull out 5 bags full. Oh shit!
In a matter of moments they start pelting them at us. After about 2 bags they stop. Chantal smirks evilly and asks if we've had enough. I nod then step forward with my group so we're all standing in a line. Our hands are in our hoodie/coat/jeans pockets.
"You might have had water balloons but we have worse" I say in a dramatic voice.
"And _what_ would that be?" Bulma asks, I notice her wink at Ashley but again I ignored it.
I smirk, looking quite evil before yelling at the top of my lungs "PARTY POPPERS!" at the same time we all pull out hands out of our pockets holding a party popper in our hand. We stand in a left stance sort of as we aim them at them. Chantal looks like she's gonna laugh.
I count to three and we set off the party poppers. In a few seconds Chantal, Bulma and Vegeta are covered in slimy confetti roll thingies. Ya know the ones that come out of party poppers.
"Did I forget to mention that we poured fairy liquid into them?" Goku asks with a smug look upon his face, Vegeta goes to say something but we just pull another one from our pockets and fire again. We repeat this again and again until we're only got one left, Katie and Louise ran off a while ago, getting bored with this and not chancing to get hit with slimy stuff.
Chantal and Bulma are whining like girly-girls "Oh my god it's in my _hair_!" and stuff like that. Vegeta is ripping it off of himself, while glaring at us. He's about to say something when we hear a dog barking and a loud booming voice yelling.
"Oh crap" Goku hisses, it was his girlfriends dad. We weren't having luck; they have this awful dog and her dad's very temperamental.
We scatter leaving Vegeta, Bulma and Chantal to take the fall. Luckily we all live nearby, we got back to our houses safely. Well almost all of us. Goku's girlfriend is a girl with black hair called Chi-Chi, she is annoying but very smart, she's one of those girls who are class president and stuff. You know the type. Anyway Robert ran down a wrong ally on his way home and ran straight into Chi-Chi, they were right by my house and I just happened to be looking at the ally with my binoculars at that time. Gee wasn't I lucky *anime sweat drop*.
Anyway he blushed a bit, so did she actually; she always blushes especially around Goku. Anyway they started talking then about 5 mins later they kiss. I'm on the verge of throwing up but she kisses him, and to make it worse her father shows up. He sees his little girl happy and he decide that he likes Robert, go figure. Anyway she walks past my gate the next morning talking to her friend about how to dump Goku, so of course I'm all like "Shit she can't do that"
We have a school dance next week and Goku's set his heart on asking her 'coz he thinks she's 'the one'. For god sake we're 13, how can she be 'the one'?
Anyway so I tell Robert to watch out for Goku and when he asks why he yells at me for spying on him them storms off. Which is rather rude if you ask me.
So I'm not sure what happened but I came out of the lunchroom with Hazel, we were talking about our English homework, English being the only subject I'm good at, when we heard people chanting 'fight, fight, fight!' so as usual I run over to see what it's about, as I get there I hear a familiar voice yell,
"Goku stop it!" it's Chi-Chi's voice, so that must mean, oh shit! I push my way through the crowds and see Robert being shoved to the ground by Goku, with a cut lip and a bruised eye, I quickly, and heroically, jump in front of Robert yelling at Goku for him to stop, I only just move my head in time so I'm not hit. And trust me if Goku hits you you might as well be dead. His punches are like being hit by a ton of bricks, only Vegeta could stand them, his punches are way worse. Take it from me. I get to be his punching bag *Anime sweat drop* it's what I get for being a smart mouth.
Anyway a teacher comes out, gives me, Robert and Goku a detention ((I got out of it because I explained that I had stopped it, Goku and Robert agreed)). The detention was moved though because Robert had to go home, because he fainted. Goku now has about three detentions. Three years worth that is HA! I wish, it'd put him in so much shit, but he got let off because he is needed all week for basketball, football/soccer and badminton practice. How many sports does he play? At least none of us are in trouble. I'd better go; I need to phone Robert to see if he's ok. Goku is in so much trouble for this. Wait that's two chapters that have ended with someone fainting, whoa I have a violent school! Byes!
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Ok for those who are reading ((Robert is *waves* Hiya Rob)) I'll try and update soon. I hope you all liked the party popper war; it was inspired by a teachers pantomime lol yes t'is true lol ok review please.
~*~Phoenix147~*~
