A/N: I am SO sorry about not finishing "Harry.... A Father?" for those of you who were enjoying it. I had to stop for ummm.... personal reasons. Pleeeez don't get upset, It was for the utmost best that I stopped. I can't explain here, but trust me. Thanx a whole bunch of banannas, D.D.



A/N: Ok, for this story, you have to try to imagine it in your head, ok? It's funner that way, believe me. I hope you like, its the second fanfic I've done, but my other one doesn't exist anymore, as you should know, if you read the previous A/N. Please R&R that is most appriciated! Also, MM=mermaid man BB=barnacle boy DB=dirty bubble SS=spongebob squarepants PS=patrick star ST=squidward tentacles

Disclaimer: I don't own any of the chatacters, but the plot is ALLLLL mine. Mu Ha Ha.



SpongeBob SquarePants: Twisted Up

PREFACE

Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy were living in a pineapple. Well, to be exact, M.M. lived in the pineapple and B.B. lived nearby, under a rock. But it made no difference, they were inseperable during the day because they were best friends. And whenever Mermaid Man was at work, at the Krusty Krab, Barnacle Boy just ordered something so they could annoy M.M.'s coworker, The Dirty Bubble. Now, the Dirty Bubble lived between M.M. and B.B. in a house that looked like a face. He played the clarinet and loved to admire himself in the mirror. But anyway, to the story.

UHH.... THE STORY

"Hey BB, what do you want to do today?" MM asked in a sing-song voice, across The Dirty Bubble's yard.

"I don't know, what do YOU want to do, MM?" BB said in a loud, annoying voice across The Dirty Bubble's yard.

The DB stuck his head out of his window and gave a strangled yell. He looked at MM and BB and voiced," Why don't you two shut up and go BLOW BUBBLES or something?" He stuck his head back in, muttering.

"That sounds like fun! Meet me at my house in 20 seconds!" MM called to BB.

BB replied loudly," OK! "

inside his house, the DB rolls his eyes and mutters menacingly

20 SECONDS PASS...

BB walked in the door of the pineapple. To his surprise, MM was not blowing bubbles, but watching television.

"Hurry, BB. Our favorite show is on: SpongeBob SquarePants and Patrick Star, Doers Against Evil Doers, Who Kis- Ooops I Mean Kick Butt In Their Ever Famous TV Show. {{There is heroic music playing in the background while an announcer announces the very long title.}}