My Jamie dont mess around
Because she is diseased
And now she lost my keys
But does she really wanna
But cant stand to see me
Walk out the church
Don't try to fight the cancer
Cause the fungus alone is killing you right now
Thank Eric for his good betting
For paying for our wedding
Cause Reverand is too poor

Thanks Eric
Thanks Eric
Thanks Eric
Thanks Eric
(Repeat four times, then lather)

You think you're healthy
Ohh you think you're healthy
But doctors will just cut it
Till theres nothing at
aaaaaaaAAAAAAaaaaallllll
You like my sweater
Ohh you like my sweater
But Walmart's always better when theres sales
invooooooOOOOooooolved
If what they say is "Cancer is forever"
The cake mix, the cake mix, the cake mix, the cake mix
the caaaaaaaake miiiiix
So Jamie, Jamie,
Jamie, Jamie, cancer.
Why you in denial when we know cancer lurks heeeeeere.

Saaaave me (please please)
Saaaaave me (i'm dying)
Saaaaave me (i wanna meet my mommy, uh oh)
Saaaaave me (but dont forget to call me, yo yo)
(Repeat 4 times and rinse)

Hey, shut up now
alright now Reverand, (WHAT?)
now why's Jamie dressed like a man?
(CANCER!) I cant hear ya
i said, why's a man dressed like Jamie?
(GAYER!) whoo...