By Morphius
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Hey all... one of my fans. Much thanks to lazy kitsune, the only one who bothered to review. WHERE ARE ALL THE PEOPLE WHO READ MY LAST FIC?!?!?! You know who you are, you begged for a sequel, and now you're not reviewing? And as for you lazy kitsune... Why is it that you have not read and/or reviewed my previous fic? ANSWER ME DAMN IT!!! Sorry, I'm just feeling sick today. Arrrgh... Chapter two is up. Arrrgh... Oh yeah, I don't own Inuyasha, kay?
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Chapter Two: Airport Amusement!
Inuyasha: Kagome move over!
Kagome: I can't! You move over!
Sango: Shippo, can you get off of my leg?
Shippo: But I'm not on your leg.
Sango: You're not? But then... YOU PERVERT!! *smack*
Miroku: @_@
Shippo: *pokes Miroku* I think you killed him.
Driver: *mumbling* Dear God take me now. *louder* We're here.
Everyone: Yes!
The five of them step out of the cab.
Kagome: *handing driver money* Thank you sir.
The driver speeds off. The Inuyasha gang walks into the airport and those from Feudal Japan are forced to shield their eyes from the blinding fluorescent lights. Eventually, their eyes adjust and they stare in awe.
Shippo: Whoa.
Sango: This place is so big.
Miroku: Yeah.
They follow Kagome walks over to the ticket counter.
Kagome: Excuse me. When is your next flight to the United States?
Ticket Saleswoman: *beaming* Where were you thinking of going?
Miroku: *grabbing her hand* Anywhere you might be going.
Sango: *hitting him with the hiraikotsu* You pervert!
Miroku: Ow.
Ticket Saleswoman: *ignoring them, still beaming* You're in luck. We have a flight to New York that leaves in an hour.
Kagome: We'll take four tickets.
Ticket Saleswoman: Coach?
Kagome: Coach is fine.
Ticket Saleswoman: That will be $475.
Kagome hands the saleswoman money. She hands them their tickets and the gang follows Kagome towards the gate. But before that, they go through the metal detector. Kagome, carrying Shippo, walked through and nothing happened. But when Miroku walked through, the alarm beeped loudly.
Security guard: Will you remove any metal objects; loose change, keys, cell phone, anything like that?
Miroku: Uh…
Kagome: *whispering* The staff.
Miroku: Oh.
He hands staff to guard and walks through.
Miroku: *taking staff back* Thank you.
Security guard: Hold it. Why do you have something like that anyhow?
Miroku: Uh…
Kagome: He has a bad leg and that helps him walk.
Security guard: Weird. He looks fine to me. But… oh, all right. Next.
Sango walks through and the alarm goes off.
Security guard: Please remove any metal objects; loose change, keys, cell phone, anything like that…
Sango shrugs, then hands him her katana.
Security guard: O_O Miss, I'm afraid you can't keep this on the plane.
Sango: But…
Security guard: *pushing her through* Next.
Inuyasha walks through and the alarm goes off again.
Security guard: *sigh, dull flat voice* Remove any metal objects; loose change, keys, cell phone…
Inuyasha: I got none of that.
Security guard: The sword.
Inuyasha: Oh, right.
The security guard takes the sword and pulls it from the sheath.
Security guard: What the? This piece of junk can't cut, let alone kill.
Kagome: Exactly. It's an antique Japanese sword.
Security guard: Uh… fine. You people are weird. What's with the crazy getups? You in a play or something?
Kagome: *nervous smile* Yeah. That's it. So we'll be going.
They run off. Sango grabs her katana without the guard noticing.
Security guard: What freaks. So now then… wait! That chick took her sword back! *sigh* Screw it. My job's hard enough as is.
He sits down and takes a nap. As he snoozes, a shadowy figure walks over and hits a switch, setting the alarm off. The guard bolts awake and looks around. Finding nothing, he goes back to sleep. The mysterious person hits it several times.
Security guard: *standing up* DAMN IT! STOP DOING THAT!!!
Everyone stares at him.
Security guard: Uh... nice day today, isn't it?
Shadowy figure: He he he.
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You like? And don't ask who the shadowy figure is, cuz I don't know. The last bit was added right before I posted this, so it's probably not all that good. Sorry if this is short, I'm really tired and sick and miserable and I'll stop rambling now. Later.