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Author's Note: Yeah, it did take me long enough to post this chapter. That's because I felt lazy the last couple o' days. This chapter, they are STILL waiting (everyone may get annoyed at that). I have to say sorry to The Zelda Master for calling her a him (well actually a his, but same difference). We have two special guests in this chapter. One of the special guests will be easily guessed on who it will be, the other, far harder. Well I'm putting the chart back up in this chapter in case anyone forgets who and who and whatnot.
The Warriors of Soul = Kilik, Xianghua, Maxi, Link, and Yoshimitsu. Our heroes.
Demonic Pledge = Nightmare, Astaroth, Ivy, and ???. Our hero's worst enemies.
LugNuts = Mitsurugi, Taki, Voldo, Lizardman, Berserker, and Charade. The country group.
Ryu-Kishin = Spawn, Yung Sung, and Assassin. The mysterious group that MAY come out to be a bigger problem than Demonic Pledge.
Cervantes and The Boy = Cervantes and Magicka. Nothing to worry about, no true competition. Rumor says Cervantes may recruit another SC2 character for the band.
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"Well, that was quite disturbing" Kilik said as he walked down the stairs back to the stage closely followed by Yoshimitsu, Maxi, and Link. All were banged up and bruised except Link, who was happily sipping from a cup of tea. Xianghua couldn't help but laugh at the four, looking stupid, and Link to as he sipped the tea. "WE CANNOT BE SEEN LIKE THIS!" yelled Maxi. Link just looked at him. Yoshimitsu agreed "Yes, go to someone else right now, we're busy"
So they stuck their hands out my way and I grumpily started to bring our story to Mitsurugi.
~*^*~
The four of the six were playing cards as Mitsurugi was leaning against the wall with his eyes closed, focusing on the upcoming show. Taki came up to join him. "So Mitsurugi… you nervous?" As the proud samurai simply laughed and raised his chin, "Why what an unnecessary question" as he then opened his eyes and looked to Taki "Do not worry Taki, we will rule the competition." As he then stood straight up and put his hand over his chest like he was ready to make a speech. "Oh boy… I never should have asked." As Mitsurugi then began "For the hailing of ancestry, it is our destiny to bring pride to whom we need it to be given to, for the that is the key of worth that… ARG!" As he tripped over Voldo playing cards.
"AROOOOOOOOOGA!" yelled Voldo, "KREEEEEEEEEESHAZZZZK!" As he then proceeded by making strange noises sounding familiar to the yelping of a rather large dog. Mitsurugi was hopping up and down on one foot, clutching his big toe, cursing off anyone who's name came to mind. Everyone backstage stared at the spectacle the two were making, except Taki, who had her hand over her forehead in shame and walked into a corner, facing the wall.
~*^*~
Yung Sung stretching lazily after finishing his Kiss Psycho Circus comic. Spawn had gone of somewhere as what he described as 'revenge business' and Assassin had fallen sleep only a couple of feet away from him. "Man, how long would this take?" he thought to himself. When out of the corner of his eye, he swears he saw someone watch him from behind a box. Curious, he walked over to the box and looked behind. No one. Then he felt like someone just walked by. He spun around. Yet still, no one. He knew someone was watching him, but they were moving to fast. He began to eye everyone around him in suspicion. Was he going crazy? Chances say no. But who was watching him, and why?
~*^*~
Magicka and Cervantes were both playing with their GBAs and cable linked them, as Magicka announced "I will trade you my Pikachu for your Nidoran!" Cervantes then babbled "No, what a jip!" he then began, "I'll trade my Squirtle for your…." When a large 'whack' could be heard as Magicka fell face first to the floor, with a rather large bump growing from the back of his head. He quickly stood straight up and looked at who hit him. "Uh-oh…" as he took a step back, letting the GBA clatter to the floor. "YEAH THAT'S RIGHT UH-OH!" As Namika began to assault him with a rolled up newspaper, continually smacking his head as he ran around in circles. She continually repeated "HIS? HIS!?!?!? I'LL SHOW YOU!!!"
Cervantes watched this and kept rolling his head around with the two as she chased him. Finally he couldn't take it anymore as he lunged himself at her with the Soul Edge and Nirvana. She simply stopped and kicked him in the groin, then smacked him upside the head as he hit the ground. Magicka then ran against the wall and stopped as she started to close in on him. "Namika… I swear I can explain! It was an accident! I never meant for it to happen! I knew you were a girl it was simply grammatical error I mean can you just let me off…" As she yelled, "No! You stupid thirteen year-old, wannabe weirdo!" As she then began to pound mercilessly over the head. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH" he screamed.
~*^*~
That's it. He wasn't going insane, he knew it! Why would he be? It wasn't like there wasn't a person who always happened to be behind him until he turned around! So this time he decided he would catch the bastard! Ah yes a trap! What a wonderful plan! Yung Sung sat down and waited until he felt that the asshole was behind him. He got the feeling and decided now was the time. FWOOSH! The trap fell and caught someone! As he looked around he couldn't believe his eyes!
"You, you were supposed to be dead with the first game!" Yung Sung said in disbelief as Xianglian sat there under the net, "Yes, that is, because I am dead! Mwahahahaha!" As Cervantes yelled over, "HEY! THAT"S MY LINE!" And Xianglian looked at him strangely "Yeah, since when?" As he then replied "Since Namika's story!" As Yung Sung and Xianglian said in unison "Oooooohhhh yeah." Xianglian then waved goodbye as she poofed into thin air. Namika began to slowly tiptoe her way over. But Yung Sung noticed. "Oh no, your going to make me eat sour candies!" As he then began to run away with Namika arm's length behind him "Oh no, your not getting away!"
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Well what an annoyingly weird chapter! Hope you enjoyed our guest, Namika, as she will probably read this and go 'that's me!' also you stay addicted, so you can read when the competition starts in the next chapter of
Soul Calibur 2: Battle of the Ban…
"WAIT, WHOA WHOA WHOA!" yelled Nightmare, "I didn't appear in this chapter and I'm your favorite character. Even over Yung Sung, Link, and Raphael!"
Yeah well, your not supposed to do anything after I make the ending speech-whatever-thing-shishkabobber! Oh right you wanted to do that thing with Raphael…
"Yes, show some dignity and let us do our thing!" argued Raphael
Sorry folks… um… can you hold on a sec while Seigfried and Raphael perform something? If not, then screw you.
"Yes, yes, that's the way" sleazed Nightmare
Alright, get this over with.
Raphael gets on Nightmare's shoulders as Nightmare gets on a unicycle, Raphael begins to juggle bowling pins and Nightmare rides around three dancing monkeys while singing 'You Ain't Nothin' But A Hound Dog'.
After a couple of minutes, I cut them off. Anyways, join us next time on…
Soul Calibur 2: Battle of the Bands
Author's Note: Yeah, it did take me long enough to post this chapter. That's because I felt lazy the last couple o' days. This chapter, they are STILL waiting (everyone may get annoyed at that). I have to say sorry to The Zelda Master for calling her a him (well actually a his, but same difference). We have two special guests in this chapter. One of the special guests will be easily guessed on who it will be, the other, far harder. Well I'm putting the chart back up in this chapter in case anyone forgets who and who and whatnot.
The Warriors of Soul = Kilik, Xianghua, Maxi, Link, and Yoshimitsu. Our heroes.
Demonic Pledge = Nightmare, Astaroth, Ivy, and ???. Our hero's worst enemies.
LugNuts = Mitsurugi, Taki, Voldo, Lizardman, Berserker, and Charade. The country group.
Ryu-Kishin = Spawn, Yung Sung, and Assassin. The mysterious group that MAY come out to be a bigger problem than Demonic Pledge.
Cervantes and The Boy = Cervantes and Magicka. Nothing to worry about, no true competition. Rumor says Cervantes may recruit another SC2 character for the band.
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"Well, that was quite disturbing" Kilik said as he walked down the stairs back to the stage closely followed by Yoshimitsu, Maxi, and Link. All were banged up and bruised except Link, who was happily sipping from a cup of tea. Xianghua couldn't help but laugh at the four, looking stupid, and Link to as he sipped the tea. "WE CANNOT BE SEEN LIKE THIS!" yelled Maxi. Link just looked at him. Yoshimitsu agreed "Yes, go to someone else right now, we're busy"
So they stuck their hands out my way and I grumpily started to bring our story to Mitsurugi.
~*^*~
The four of the six were playing cards as Mitsurugi was leaning against the wall with his eyes closed, focusing on the upcoming show. Taki came up to join him. "So Mitsurugi… you nervous?" As the proud samurai simply laughed and raised his chin, "Why what an unnecessary question" as he then opened his eyes and looked to Taki "Do not worry Taki, we will rule the competition." As he then stood straight up and put his hand over his chest like he was ready to make a speech. "Oh boy… I never should have asked." As Mitsurugi then began "For the hailing of ancestry, it is our destiny to bring pride to whom we need it to be given to, for the that is the key of worth that… ARG!" As he tripped over Voldo playing cards.
"AROOOOOOOOOGA!" yelled Voldo, "KREEEEEEEEEESHAZZZZK!" As he then proceeded by making strange noises sounding familiar to the yelping of a rather large dog. Mitsurugi was hopping up and down on one foot, clutching his big toe, cursing off anyone who's name came to mind. Everyone backstage stared at the spectacle the two were making, except Taki, who had her hand over her forehead in shame and walked into a corner, facing the wall.
~*^*~
Yung Sung stretching lazily after finishing his Kiss Psycho Circus comic. Spawn had gone of somewhere as what he described as 'revenge business' and Assassin had fallen sleep only a couple of feet away from him. "Man, how long would this take?" he thought to himself. When out of the corner of his eye, he swears he saw someone watch him from behind a box. Curious, he walked over to the box and looked behind. No one. Then he felt like someone just walked by. He spun around. Yet still, no one. He knew someone was watching him, but they were moving to fast. He began to eye everyone around him in suspicion. Was he going crazy? Chances say no. But who was watching him, and why?
~*^*~
Magicka and Cervantes were both playing with their GBAs and cable linked them, as Magicka announced "I will trade you my Pikachu for your Nidoran!" Cervantes then babbled "No, what a jip!" he then began, "I'll trade my Squirtle for your…." When a large 'whack' could be heard as Magicka fell face first to the floor, with a rather large bump growing from the back of his head. He quickly stood straight up and looked at who hit him. "Uh-oh…" as he took a step back, letting the GBA clatter to the floor. "YEAH THAT'S RIGHT UH-OH!" As Namika began to assault him with a rolled up newspaper, continually smacking his head as he ran around in circles. She continually repeated "HIS? HIS!?!?!? I'LL SHOW YOU!!!"
Cervantes watched this and kept rolling his head around with the two as she chased him. Finally he couldn't take it anymore as he lunged himself at her with the Soul Edge and Nirvana. She simply stopped and kicked him in the groin, then smacked him upside the head as he hit the ground. Magicka then ran against the wall and stopped as she started to close in on him. "Namika… I swear I can explain! It was an accident! I never meant for it to happen! I knew you were a girl it was simply grammatical error I mean can you just let me off…" As she yelled, "No! You stupid thirteen year-old, wannabe weirdo!" As she then began to pound mercilessly over the head. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH" he screamed.
~*^*~
That's it. He wasn't going insane, he knew it! Why would he be? It wasn't like there wasn't a person who always happened to be behind him until he turned around! So this time he decided he would catch the bastard! Ah yes a trap! What a wonderful plan! Yung Sung sat down and waited until he felt that the asshole was behind him. He got the feeling and decided now was the time. FWOOSH! The trap fell and caught someone! As he looked around he couldn't believe his eyes!
"You, you were supposed to be dead with the first game!" Yung Sung said in disbelief as Xianglian sat there under the net, "Yes, that is, because I am dead! Mwahahahaha!" As Cervantes yelled over, "HEY! THAT"S MY LINE!" And Xianglian looked at him strangely "Yeah, since when?" As he then replied "Since Namika's story!" As Yung Sung and Xianglian said in unison "Oooooohhhh yeah." Xianglian then waved goodbye as she poofed into thin air. Namika began to slowly tiptoe her way over. But Yung Sung noticed. "Oh no, your going to make me eat sour candies!" As he then began to run away with Namika arm's length behind him "Oh no, your not getting away!"
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Well what an annoyingly weird chapter! Hope you enjoyed our guest, Namika, as she will probably read this and go 'that's me!' also you stay addicted, so you can read when the competition starts in the next chapter of
Soul Calibur 2: Battle of the Ban…
"WAIT, WHOA WHOA WHOA!" yelled Nightmare, "I didn't appear in this chapter and I'm your favorite character. Even over Yung Sung, Link, and Raphael!"
Yeah well, your not supposed to do anything after I make the ending speech-whatever-thing-shishkabobber! Oh right you wanted to do that thing with Raphael…
"Yes, show some dignity and let us do our thing!" argued Raphael
Sorry folks… um… can you hold on a sec while Seigfried and Raphael perform something? If not, then screw you.
"Yes, yes, that's the way" sleazed Nightmare
Alright, get this over with.
Raphael gets on Nightmare's shoulders as Nightmare gets on a unicycle, Raphael begins to juggle bowling pins and Nightmare rides around three dancing monkeys while singing 'You Ain't Nothin' But A Hound Dog'.
After a couple of minutes, I cut them off. Anyways, join us next time on…
Soul Calibur 2: Battle of the Bands