A/n: Sorry this took so long. But 8 reviews for one chapter, that's
awesome. Keep it up. Also, feel free to flame me, but be warned. Last time
someone flamed me without reason (meaning they had no point, they were just
insulting my story) one of my fans got them back. They made a complete
mockery of said flamer.
SushiiSquirrel: You can't figure it out? I wrote the text to the spell backwards without spaces. RAOREMRAEHNAMOWMAI there's the incantation again. Now it should make sense. And besides, using different languages is sooooo overdone.
Dan: thanks for the warning. I had no clue how many spelling errors there were.
To all my other great reviewers: Thank you! You have no clue how happy it makes me to check my mail and see [fanfiction.net] review alert. And you don't have to get down on one knee. I'm not your god... yet.
Accidents Happen Chapter Two
Hermione walked in circles around Harry, tsking and tutting about one thing or another.
"Well, if it's any consolation, you make a fetching woman, Harry." Hermione told Harry. Myrtle made a noise of agreement.
"Oh. Gee thanks." Harry replied sarcastically.
"Well, you seem to have about the same build as Lavender, so maybe you could borrow something from her." Hermione announced
"Oh joy." Harry responded "I can hardly contain my excitement."
Hermione rolled her eyes, and raised her wand. "Accio invisibility cloak!" she called.
Harry's cloak floated into the room and landed neatly in Hermione's hands. Harry slipped it on eagerly. Wordlessly, Hermione led Harry back to Gryffindor tower. Hermione gave the password to the fat lady, and guided Harry through the common room to the Girl's dorms.
"Lavender!" Hermione exclaimed.
Lavender must've jumped three feet in the air.
"What was that for? I'm only right here. I can hear you." Lavender replied
"Sorry. It's just that there's a big problem." Hermione said, thinking
"What?" Lavender snapped
"My friend Mary. She's transferring from a private wizard's education to here. And she doesn't know how to dress or act like a girl or anything. She was taught by her dad and her older brother." Hermione lied
"OH NO!" Lavender exclaimed "The boy's will take advantage of her so badly! Where is she? We'll have until classes start on Monday to set her right."
Harry stepped out from under the invisibility cloak.
"OOH! Wow." Pavarti crooned from the backside of the room. "She's a cutie."
"Definitely." Lavender agreed "But her fashion sense is horrendous. Mary, you need to find something other than pants to wear. And that shirt is entirely too big for you."
Pavarti hopped up and fished something out of Lavender's closet. "This'll work better." She piped in, tossing it to Harry (Mary). "Oh, and you'll need these too." She added tossing more clothing at him (her.)
Harry stared at the articles of clothing in his arms.
"OK, now what?" Harry/Mary wondered aloud.
"You change into them obviously." Lavender exclaimed.
"Oh." Harry/Mary said, trudging into the bathroom.
He managed to get all of the stuff on, with extreme difficulty. He kept scratching at his chest though. The bra they gave him itched horribly.
'Better get used to it.' He thought as he strolled back into the room.
"Oh wow!" Lavender crooned. "Good call Parvati!"
"Yeah!" Parvati agreed. "Shame you're not a guy Mary, or I'd have you right here on my bed. Actually I'd do it on Lav's bed. She never sleeps in it anyway." Harry's eyes bugged out, until he realized that she was just kidding. He doubted he would ever get used to the openness that all girls seemed to have with each other.
"HEY!" Lavender exclaimed "That's not true! I stayed in my bed just two nights ago!"
At that, both girls burst into fits of giggles, while Harry and Hermione stood there awkwardly. Harry would NEVER make a convincing girl, especially not in time for classes on Monday.
End of Chapter.
A/n: Ignore that thing in the first chapter that his name would be Harriet. It's gonna be Mary. Mary Jetto Sharper. Kudos to anyone who figures out how I got the name.
SushiiSquirrel: You can't figure it out? I wrote the text to the spell backwards without spaces. RAOREMRAEHNAMOWMAI there's the incantation again. Now it should make sense. And besides, using different languages is sooooo overdone.
Dan: thanks for the warning. I had no clue how many spelling errors there were.
To all my other great reviewers: Thank you! You have no clue how happy it makes me to check my mail and see [fanfiction.net] review alert. And you don't have to get down on one knee. I'm not your god... yet.
Accidents Happen Chapter Two
Hermione walked in circles around Harry, tsking and tutting about one thing or another.
"Well, if it's any consolation, you make a fetching woman, Harry." Hermione told Harry. Myrtle made a noise of agreement.
"Oh. Gee thanks." Harry replied sarcastically.
"Well, you seem to have about the same build as Lavender, so maybe you could borrow something from her." Hermione announced
"Oh joy." Harry responded "I can hardly contain my excitement."
Hermione rolled her eyes, and raised her wand. "Accio invisibility cloak!" she called.
Harry's cloak floated into the room and landed neatly in Hermione's hands. Harry slipped it on eagerly. Wordlessly, Hermione led Harry back to Gryffindor tower. Hermione gave the password to the fat lady, and guided Harry through the common room to the Girl's dorms.
"Lavender!" Hermione exclaimed.
Lavender must've jumped three feet in the air.
"What was that for? I'm only right here. I can hear you." Lavender replied
"Sorry. It's just that there's a big problem." Hermione said, thinking
"What?" Lavender snapped
"My friend Mary. She's transferring from a private wizard's education to here. And she doesn't know how to dress or act like a girl or anything. She was taught by her dad and her older brother." Hermione lied
"OH NO!" Lavender exclaimed "The boy's will take advantage of her so badly! Where is she? We'll have until classes start on Monday to set her right."
Harry stepped out from under the invisibility cloak.
"OOH! Wow." Pavarti crooned from the backside of the room. "She's a cutie."
"Definitely." Lavender agreed "But her fashion sense is horrendous. Mary, you need to find something other than pants to wear. And that shirt is entirely too big for you."
Pavarti hopped up and fished something out of Lavender's closet. "This'll work better." She piped in, tossing it to Harry (Mary). "Oh, and you'll need these too." She added tossing more clothing at him (her.)
Harry stared at the articles of clothing in his arms.
"OK, now what?" Harry/Mary wondered aloud.
"You change into them obviously." Lavender exclaimed.
"Oh." Harry/Mary said, trudging into the bathroom.
He managed to get all of the stuff on, with extreme difficulty. He kept scratching at his chest though. The bra they gave him itched horribly.
'Better get used to it.' He thought as he strolled back into the room.
"Oh wow!" Lavender crooned. "Good call Parvati!"
"Yeah!" Parvati agreed. "Shame you're not a guy Mary, or I'd have you right here on my bed. Actually I'd do it on Lav's bed. She never sleeps in it anyway." Harry's eyes bugged out, until he realized that she was just kidding. He doubted he would ever get used to the openness that all girls seemed to have with each other.
"HEY!" Lavender exclaimed "That's not true! I stayed in my bed just two nights ago!"
At that, both girls burst into fits of giggles, while Harry and Hermione stood there awkwardly. Harry would NEVER make a convincing girl, especially not in time for classes on Monday.
End of Chapter.
A/n: Ignore that thing in the first chapter that his name would be Harriet. It's gonna be Mary. Mary Jetto Sharper. Kudos to anyone who figures out how I got the name.