Disclaimer: I do not own anything by Roman Dirge, especially not Lenore.

A/N: beware, this is extremely random and silly and nearly pointless. It started out as a round robin exercise in my 12th grade English class. I started the first section, and I was quite pleased and amused with what my five contributing classmates added to it. I hope you enjoy it and that it makes you laugh, if nothing else.

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Once there was a cute little dead girl named Lenore. Everyone loved her, and she had a pet named Kitty. She had many friends, such as Chippy, Taxidermy, and Mr. Muffin Man. One day she saw some moths flying around a light, and she saw them get zapped.

After a moment she raised up her hand to touch the light. ZAAAPPP! She got zapped, and her stringy, yarn-like hair stood, fried and frazzled, on end. It stayed that way for a long time. Lenore didn't know when her hair would go back to normal.

Lenore and her friends decided to go to the store and get some hair gel. Lenore applied the whole bottle of gel to her hair to try to get it to stay down, but it just sprung right back up. Lenore said, "When will my hair ever get back to normal?"

Mr. Muffin Man replied…

"Probably never."

So Lenore decided to do what any smart person would do - go get her hair cut off. That's exactly what she did. When her hair began to grow again, it didn't stick up anymore, only now her hair was blue. She didn't know why, and every time she tried to dye it, it never worked.

So since her hair grew, she decided to get zapped again! Surprising, but all her friends liked her new hairdo even though they didn't tell her. Now her hair was all zapped and sticking out and blue. What was she to do but leave it and hope it would outgrow the blue color and zap hairstyle?

Hey! Why not go bald? So she got Taxidermy to shave it all off. "Hey, I like my new do," Lenore bragged about herself while looking in the mirror. All of a sudden, while Lenore was crossing the street (while looking in the mirror) an MTC city bus was coming towards her way. Lenore's eyes went open wide. She dropped the mirror, the cement breaking it.

"Ahhhhhhh!" Chippy, Taxidermy, and Mr. Muffin Man were screaming while watching from inside the bus.

It hit her, and she flew 200 feet! But since she was dead, she only had minimal damage on her head, so she got a tattoo to cover it up! It was a picture of a playboy bunny. She thought it was cute. So now her head problem was fixed and she was really happy!