Chapter Two
All's Fair In Love and the Internet! Part I
Rated PG
User Key:
iamsmart................................................................................................................Hermoine Granger
triwizchamp.....................................................................................................................Harry Potter
chudleycannonsrule.........................................................................................................Ron Weasly
iamnotfred................................................................................................................George Weasly
iamnotgeorge................................................................................................................Fred Weasly
hotredhead...................................................................................................................Ginny Weasly
slytherinsexgod..............................................................................................................Draco Malfoy
iloveradishes...............................................................................................................Luna Lovegood
bigstaff.............................................................................................................................Oliver Wood
slytherinprincesspansy..........................................................................................Pansy Parkinson
iamsmart logged in
iamsmart Anyone here?
chudleycannonsrule logged in
chudleycannonsrule Who are you?
iamsmartRon?
chudleycannonsruleHermione?
triwizchamp logged in
triwizchamp Hi Ron, Hermione.
iamsmartHARRY!
chudleycannonsruleHARRY! Hey mate!
triwizchampJeez, dont go nutters!
iloveradishes logged in
chudleycannonsrulewhos that?
iamsmartLuna
iloveradishesHi....dont mind me...
bigstaff logged in
bigstaffHarry, you in here?
triwizchamp Yea oliver, what do you need?
bigstaffcan you come over later? theres a new move in quidditch i want to show you.
triwizchamp Sure, ill be over in an hour.
bigstaff logged out
iamsmart i wonder where he got that name?
slytherinsexgod logged in
iamsmart IM LEAVING!
slytherinsexgod Oh baby, no! stay in here...
chudleycannonsrule BABY?
triwizchamp Baby? what is he talking about Hermione?
iamsmart get stuffed Draco!
slytherinsexgod Tut tut, such language. You didnt tell them did you?
iamsmart shut it, Malfoy or ill hex you!
slytherinsexgod over the internet? now i thought you were smart!
chudleycannonsruleleave malfoy, we dont want you here.
triwizchampwait, tell us what, Hermione?
iamsmart...
triwizchampwell?
slytherinsexgod like my name? i made it after what we did. it fits, dont you agree?
hotredhead logged in
hotredhead HI ron!
chudleycannonsrule NOT NOW GINNY!
hotredhead mangey, lousy git....
hotredhead logged out
triwizchamp Hermione! please tell me hes joking!
chudleycannosruleshe has metter taste then you malfoy!
slytherinsexgodim not joking, Hermoine payed me a visit a month ago...a week long visit.
iamsmart i said SHUT IT!
slytherinsexgod dont act like you didnt like it, Granger. You kept coming back for more!
iamsmart YOU kept wanting more!
triwizchamp you guys...you two...did that together?
slytherinsexgod No, by our selves....haha, yes we did...
chudleycannonsrule HERMIONE! who could you?
slytherinsexgodCuz she liked what i could give her. Something you, potty, and you weasle king couldnt give!
iamsmartyou gave me more then just that!
triwizchamp ???
chudleycannonsrule HUH?
slytherinsexgod what are you talking about Hermoine?
iloveradishes oooooooh i know!
iamsmart dont say Luna!
slytherinsexgod loony, uh, Luna, tell me!
iloveradishes no, i wont, i really thing SHE should tell you.
chudleycannonsrule tell us, please, Hermione, so he will leave!
triwizchamp yea, tell us Hermione!
slytherinsexgodwhat, afraid to admit you liked being with me, Granger?
iamsmartno...
slytherinsexgod then what?
iamsmart IM PREGNANT DRACO!
slytherinsexgod SHIT!
slytherinsexgod logged out
triwizchampOh god Hermione!
chudleycannonsruleThats sick, really twisted. Hermione, you let Draco DO that to you?
iamsmart dont start ron!!!
chudleycannonsruleugh...im out
chudleycannonsrule logged out
triwizchampdo you know for certain?
iamsmartYes, harry. Oh what am i going to do?
iloveradishes Marry him!
iamsmart I BEG YOUR PARDON! i will NOT!
triwizchamp LUNA! no way...
iloveradishes logged out
triwizchampare you going to keep it?
iamsmart...yes.
hotredhead logged in
hotredheadHERMIONE! please tell me ron was joking!
triwizchamp he wasnt...
hotredhead but with Draco?
iamsmartyes, with Draco.
slytherinsexgod logged in
slytherinsexgod Hermoine?
iamsmart yes Draco?
slytherinsexgod if this gets out, my father will kill you, litterally...
hotredhead DONT YOU DARE THREATEN HER!
slytherinsexgod i wasnt. he will kill her if he hears about it.
triwizchamp why do you care? to you shes nothing, malfoy!
slytherinsexgodthats where your wrong, potter
hotredhead huh???
slytherinsexgod Man your dense....
triwizchampout with it then, Malfoy!
iamsmart please, dont Malfoy...Draco....
hotredhead Im lost...
slytherinsexgod easy enough for you, ginny. im gonna say it, Hermione.
triwizchampWHAT!?!?!
slytherinsexgodHermione, i love you
end chappie
A/N yes i know its sappy but hang in there....its gonna be good!
signed
Aile Brown