Kairi in Wonderland
Kairi floated down the long winding pit. Weird things like mirrors and distorted cloak passed by them. She looked for her tow partners Queen and Leon. Leon was to her left and Queen to her right. After a while of drifting by more weird things they landed. "Well-Oww!" Kairi felt something land hard on her. "It's the White Rabbit!" exclaimed a young voice. They looked over at a blonde girl her hair tied back a little in a black bow. She had on a light blue dress that went to her knees and a white apron like thing on it. She wore white tights (or whatever you call them ^_^) with black buckle shoes. Kairi looked forward to a white rabbit that was dressed for a special occasion. "No-time-for-hello-good-bye-I'm-late-I'm-late-I'm- late!" he said quickly with a wave off his hand and he ran off. Alice rushed off after him say, "Oh Mr. Rabbit! Please! Wait! Where are you going?!" Kairi was confused like someone had hit her and ran well they kind of did. Queen and Leon blinked a few times. "I think I was hit too hard on the head. I'm seeing a nicely dressed rabbit who talks and Pippy Long stockings." Kairi said. Leon quickly recovered. "Quick! After her! We need to guard her! She is one of the eighteen Princesses of Heart!" Leon yelled running off. "Hey wait for us!" Kairi said uselessly.
Alice ran to a room. She saw a small door. Alice twisted the doorknob. "Oww!" a voice cried. Alice gasped. "Oh! I'm sorry!" Alice said when she realized the door was the one talking and wiggling its knob to clear the pain. "Hyne, a talking doorknob." Leon muttered. "Could you please let me through? I must catch up to the White Rabbit!" Alice begged. "No can do. You're too large!" the knob replied. "But please!" Alice begged. "Well you could.if you were smaller." The knob said. "How do I get smaller?" Alice asked. "By drinking the bottle over there." The knob said gesturing in a direction. A table appeared suddenly and then two bottles did. Alice picked up the blue bottle and read the directions. "Drink me." Alice said reading. "Thank you captain obvious." Kairi groaned. "Wait!" Kairi said but too late. " Taste like.Cherry tart... custard... pineapple... roast turkey... " Alice said shrinking each time she said something. Alice was now small. very small. Kairi rushed up and grabbed the bottle. "Don't drink all of it hog!" Leon yelled grabbing the bottle and drinking it. Queen then picked up the bottle, which somehow ended up crushing Leon. Unfortunately it was all gone. "You called me a hog?" Kairi asked looking at Leon. Alice ran up to the door. "Now please let me through!" she begged. The doorknob gave a chuckle. "I can't. I forgot to tell you. I'm locked! You need the key!" the knob laughed gesturing to the table, which had a key. "Oh no!" Alice cried. She tried to get back up the table. "How do I get bigger?!" Alice begged the doorknob. "Have a cookie." The knob replied and a box of cookies appeared. "What this girl does for curiosity." Kairi muttered. "Listen!" Kairi yelled but Alice had grabbed a cookie and super sized. "A little bit certainly goes a long way!" the knob laughed. "Well I don't think it's so...funny." Alice sobbed. Suddenly tears poured from her eyes and began to flood the floor. Queen gasped and looked in the flooded water for Leon and Kairi before they drowned. Kairi swam up to the top. She had taken in too much water er.tears. It was like salt water giving you the taste where you wanted to throw up. She helplessly waved her hands in the air for something to grab. She saw a bottle and crawled in. Alice grabbed the other bottle on the table, which was the yellow one, and she shrank quickly. Gracefully her skirt puffed out like a parachute for her and she landed safely in the bottle. The last thing Kairi saw before passing into the doorknobs mouth, which was being forced open from the flood, was Leon clinging to Queen's leg with his eyes as big as saucers.
Kairi and Alice walked in the forest or rather grass like a meadow or something. "Okay, Alice rule number one. Despite your undying curiosity do not run off like that again. I must protect you." Kairi said. "Thank you Keara." Alice said. Kairi frowned. "It's Kairi." She said correcting her. "Do you hear that?" Alice said stopping and listening. "Hear what?" Kairi asked. "A-E-I-O-U, A-E-I-O-U, U-O-I-E-A, U-O-I-E-A." the voice sang. It sounded er.like it was on crack. They walked up to where a mushroom was. There sat a caterpillar, which was smoking from a long tube thing. They walked up to it. "Excuse me, sir, have you seen a white rabbit?" Alice asked it. "Forget the White Rabbit!" Kairi said but Alice had either ignored her or didn't hear her at all. "Who are you?" the caterpillar asked and when he said, "are" and "you" the smoke made a blue "R" and red "U". "I'm-." Kairi was cut off once again. "Don't you think you should tell us first?" Alice asked. Why was this girl so difficult?! "Why?" the caterpillar asked making a "Y" with his smoke. "Oh dear! This is so confusing!" Alice exclaimed. "Nothing is confusing." the caterpillar asked. " It certainly is to me!" Alice retorted. "You?! Who are you?!" he yelled making the "R" and "U" twice. "You don't have to lose your temper!" Kairi yelled back. "And who are you?!" he said, again, making the smoky letters. "I don't have to answer that!" Kairi retorted. "What is your problem?!" the caterpillar asked. "You try being four inches high!" Kairi said gesturing to her height. "I am four inches high!" the caterpillar yelled. "Well you used to it! I'm not!" Kairi yelled back. Suddenly the caterpillar started smoking in madly until smoke surrounded him. Suddenly a creature with a Heartless sign was in his place. Kairi thrust forward and slashed. The Heartless quickly vanished. "Well that was rather good. You got him to shut up!" a voice said. Kairi and Alice turned to look for the voice. "I'm right here." The voice said. "Where?" Alice asked. "Here!" the voice said again. Alice and Kairi looked forward at a rose. "Who are you?" Alice asked. "I am Rose. And they are-." "We are the Lilies!" said a voice cutting the Rose off. "We're the Daisies." Said another voice. "We're the Lilacs!" said another. "And we're the Tulips!" a voice shouted. "And we're the flowers." Kairi and Alice turned to see a bunch of little flowers, which would probably be considered children to the other flowers. "Who are you?" the Rose asked. "I'm Alice and this is Kara." Alice introduced. "It's Kairi," mumbled Kairi. "Whatever they are they certainly don't have pretty petals!" whispered an Iris to a Tulip, which was loud enough for Kairi and Alice to hear. "Rather scrawny too." The Tulip replied. "You'd think they'd never had any water!" a voice gasped. "Now girls, girls, calm down!" the Rose said gently but to no avail. "And what a fragrance! They don't smell like anything but dirt!" gasped another voice. "But we're not flowers!" Kairi yelled. The flowers gasped. "Just as I though! They're nothing but a-a weed!" the Tulip cried. The other flowers gasped. "Get away!" they all shouted. Kairi looked at them dumbfounded. "We are not weeds either!" she yelled. "Not that you'd expect them to admit to being a weed!" the Iris said. Kairi backed away some and fell into the flower children who pushed her away with disgust. She looked back for a moment and her and Alice were once again pushed into some Daisies who pushed them away. Kairi grabbed Alice's hand and ran. Suddenly some water lilies poured water at the girls and Kairi slipped bringing Alice down with her. Kairi got up and dusted off her muddy clothes. She helped up Alice. Kairi stopped hearing a noise. It sounded like a mad hum.
'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves, did gyre and gimble in the wabe. All mimsy were the borogoves, and the momeraths outgrabe. "Lost are we?" said a voice. Kairi looked up in the tree to see what looked like a mouth grinning at her. Suddenly a body appeared to reveal a cat with a purple head and purple and violet stripes across its body. "You could say that." Kairi said. "Who are you?" Alice asked. "I think the question is who are YOU, my dear." The cat replied turning its head upside down. "We asked you first!" Kairi retorted. "I'm nothing but a cat, A Cheshire Cat at that!" he said turning his head back to normal. "Do you know where the White Rabbit is?" Alice asked. Alice looked at a sign on the tree. One sign pointed to the right and read "This Way" the other sign pointed left and read on it "That way". "Which way do we go?" Alice asked. Before Kairi could answer the Cheshire Cat spoke. "Well, some go this way, some go that way. But as for me, myself, personally, I prefer the shortcut." The Cheshire Cat said. "Shortcut to where?" asked Alice. "To the Queen of course!" the Cheshire Cat said. "Who's the Queen?" Kairi asked. "You haven't met her yet? But you must1 She'll be mad about you simply mad!" the Cheshire Cat said grinning. "But we don't want to go to any mad people!" Alice whined. "But everyone here is mad. I'm mad! You're mad!" he replied. "No I'm not!" Alice retorted. "But you must be mad. How else would you have gotten here?" the Cheshire Cat asked. "I'm so confused!" Kairi cried. "This is a confusing world." The Cheshire Cat said. "Should we go?" Alice asked turning to Kairi. "I'm thinking." Kairi said waiting a moment. "Don't hurt yourself." The Cheshire Cat said. Kairi threw him an annoyed look. "I guess the Queen will at least know how to get us out of here!" Kairi said. She sighed and stepped forward.
Queen and Leon walked into the woods further. "That yellow bottle was tasty. Wish I had some more of that." Queen said. "Ya it's like laughing gas huh?" Leon asked. Suddenly they stopped hearing music. "A very Merry Unbirthday! To us! To us!" sang some voices. "A very Merry Unbirthday to me!" To who?" "To me!" "Oh you! "A very Merry Unbirthday to us! To us!" the voice went on singing. "You're going to drive me insane stop!" cried a voice. "But is it not you Unbirthday?" asked a voice. Queen and Leon walked up to a small house. Outside was a big table with lots of chairs. Three people sat at the table. One was an old man who to Queen and Leon looked like Mr. Hyde. The second one looked like a brown rabbit rather. a very freaky looking rabbit. The last person was a woman. Leon's eyes went soft at the sight. The woman had short black hair with three red streaks you could barely see on top of her head on each side. She had soft playful brown eyes. She had on a light blue sweater over a tank top. The sweater was held by one button over the tank top on her er.chest (I am not gonna say the real word for where it's at! I have decency!). On her back was the design of white angel wings on the sweater. She was also wearing a tight black skirt that went mid-thigh and half boots. The girl turn to them and her pearl drop earring swayed gracefully with them. Her pale skin looked creamy and she looked up at them and smiled. "Hello1 Finally human beings that are hopefully sane!" the woman cried. Leon felt the world around him spinning. "R-Rinoa!" he choked. The girl's mouth gaped open. "S-Squall?!" the woman choked. "Who's Squall?" Queen asked turning to Leon. Next thing she knew was the woman had leaped up into the man's arms. Leon soothed the girl and ran his hands through her hair as if in a dream. 'What am I doing?! I'm dating Yuffie! But it seems like everything I ever felt for Rinoa has come back or maybe.it had been buried there all along.' Leon thought. "Squall I missed you." Rinoa whispered sobbing. Leon held Rinoa. He was the happiest person ever except that one thing of guilt stayed there. It felt like everything he had or thought he had felt for Yuffie was gone. He didn't want to treat Yuffie like she had only been a convenient rebound. "Listen Rinoa I-." "Hey do you see that!" Queen exclaimed pointing to something. Leon looked and saw a castle over the trees. It was rather weird for a castle but then again this was a weird world. "Maybe Kairi and Alice are there!" Queen said running through the forest. Leon had no choice but to follow.
Kairi felt another heart shaped spear poke her. "Hey!" she yelled back at the card. She looked forward annoyed at the Queen of Hearts.
I needed, I needed you I needed, I need you
Kairi felt anger staring into the queen's eyes. "So the culprit returns. Someone tried to steal me heart! Now I waited long enough for that boy who never returned with a suspect! Slowpoke!" the Queen of Hearts yelled. "This boy? How long has it been since you saw him? Was it around the time someone tried to steal your heart?" Kairi asked. "Yes! It was around three years ago!" the Queen of Hearts said angrily. "And you're still waiting for a culprit?!" Kairi asked.
I never said I wasn't gonna tell nobody! No baby! But desperate lover I can't keep it to myself Oh no! When we're together it's like hot coals in a fire Oh baby! My body's burning so come on heat my desire Come on! Come on!
Kairi looked forward. 'Well we have nothing to do with it!" Kairi said. "Really? But you brought back Alice who mysteriously disappeared when the boy set out to find a suspect!" the Queen of Hearts retorted.
Two of Hearts
Two heart that beat as one Two of Hearts I need you! I need you! Two of Hearts Two hearts that beat as one Two of Hearts Come on! Come on!
Kairi looked over at Alice with a bewildered expression on her face. She didn't know how to get out of this one! Suddenly a thought came to her. "I am a follower of this boy who came to you three years ago! I have a suspect!" Kairi declared. The Queen of Hearts looked at her for a moment. "Well? Who is it?" The Queen of Hearts asked impatiently. "It's.It's.the Heartless!" she said. "The what?" the Queen of Hearts asked confused. "Th- the Heartless! They are creatures who have lost their hearts and steal hearts from other people! Like you, you're majesty!" Kairi said buttering up. "Please open you mouth wider when you address me and curtsy!" the Queen of Hearts commanded. 'Breathe Kairi.Breathe.' Kairi thought annoyed with the Queen.
People get jealous cuz we always stay together
Yeah baby!
I guess they really want a love like yours and mine
together forever
I never thought that I could ever be this happy
Yeah baby!
My prayers were answered; boy you came in the nick of time
Ohhh!
Kairi smiled and opened her mouth wider and tugged on her skirt to curtsy as far as it would go (I downloaded the Kingdom Hearts 2 trailer off KaZaA and I noticed at the end Kairi has long brown hair, a white tank top, and a short red skirt in case you're wondering what she looks like in this). Opening her mouth widely she said, "Yes, your majesty!" "Well the story sounds rather stupid don't you think?" The Queen of Hearts asked or rather stated. Kairi gritted her teeth.
I got this feeling that you're going to stay
I never knew that it could happen this way
Before I met you I was falling apart
But now at last I really know we're made of
"I have a suspect! What else do you want me to do?!" Kairi asked annoyed. The Queen of Hearts made a coughing sound. "I disagree with your suspect. I say it's the girl, Alice!" the Queen said pointing a finger accusingly at Alice. "Now my dear! Shouldn't we at least give the girls a chance?" the King asked rushing up beside her. He was very.short.
Two of hearts
Two hearts that beat as one
Two of hearts
I need you, I need you
Two of hearts
Two hearts that beat as one
Two of hearts
Come on, come on
"Huh? Well I suppose." The Queen of Hearts agreed. "I challenge you to a game of croquet!" the Queen of Hearts said pointing a finger at them. Kairi obviously didn't have much of a choice. The Queen of Hearts walked over to a golf bag. And picked up a very expensive looking golf club (if that's what they're called I know. I'm deprived). "I call this the Mock 2000!" The Queen of Hearts said snuggling with it. Kairi arched an eyebrow. "What you didn't think I'd stick with the old flamingoes did you?" the Queen of Hearts asked smirking. "What do we use?" Kairi asked. "You get the flamingoes." The Queen of Hearts stated uninterested. "But you just said-!" "Do not speak without my permission!" the Queen of Hearts yelled angrily. "Yes.your majesty." Kairi grumbled. "What was that?" the Queen of Hearts asked. Kairi opened her mouth widely and curtsied irritably saying, "Yes, your majesty!"
I never said I wasn't gonna tell nobody
no baby
But desperate lover, I can't keep it to myself
oh no!
When we're together it's like hot coals in a fire
Oh baby!
My body's burning so come on heat my desire
Ohhh!
I got this feeling that you're going to stay
I never knew that it could happen this way
Before I met you I was falling apart
But now at last I really know we're made of
The Queen of Hearts aimed her club at the golf ball. She took a swing and missed but before she could see she missed a card ran up and kicked the golf ball. Of course it would naturally miss all the cards that were playing as the loops, which the ball was supposed to go through. But the cards jumped to make sure the ball would pass through. Kairi gaped her mouth open. The queen was cheating! Other than that they were playing croquet with a golf ball and club!
Two of hearts
Two hearts that beat as one
Two of hearts
I need you, I need you
Two of hearts
Two hearts that beat as one
Two of hearts
Come on, come on.
The ball stopped after the last card jumped in its way. Kairi walked up next. She aimed her pink "flamingo" at the golf ball. When swung though the flamingo decided to be difficult and made Kairi end up on her butt on the ground. Frustrated she grabbed the flamingo by throat and hit the ball hard. The flamingo had dizzy signs in its eyes. The ball would have made it through every card if they hadn't purposely jumped out of the way! "I win! Take the culprit into custody!" The Queen of Hearts ordered. "Wait a second! You cheated!" Kairi yelled. "How dare you accuse me!" the Queen of Hearts yelled and then said her favorite line, "Off with their heads!" Kairi ran in front of Alice protectively. The Queen of Hearts suddenly stopped. Her face froze. "What the.?" Kairi whispered. Suddenly the Queen of Hearts clutched at her chest and suddenly her heart burst out (not her real heart you know the red transparent thing like the one Sora had every time he died in the game). Suddenly the Heart transferred into a Heartless. But not your usual one. It looked like the Queen of Hearts with gray skin and a perfectly black dress with the red Heartless symbol on her chest. The Queen of Heartless (Hehe that's my boss name for her!) quickly picked up her short wand with a black heart on the end. The pointed it at Kairi and a bolt of lightning went through the ground toward them. Kairi turned and pushed Alice out of the way. The bolt hit where she had been and there was a nice, big hole there now. A sparkle in Kairi's hand took shape and became the Keyblade. She prepared herself. Kairi charged forward. Her hits seemed in vein as a shield protected the Queen of Heartless. The Queen of Heartless kept yelling "Off with their heads!" Kairi ignored her cries though. Kairi kept hitting the shield, which proved useless. She was inexperienced with the Keyblade so her level was low and she didn't do that much damage to the shield. "Blizzard!" a voice yelled. Suddenly a large blue light hit the shield and it broke. Kairi looked back at Alice who looked ready to cast again. The Queen of Heartless only raged on more and through lightning bolts randomly. Kairi was hit back against a tree and knocked unconscious. The Queen aimed at Alice. "Hold it right!" a voice yelled. The Queen of Heartless looked up on the tree shrubs to see three shadowy figures (it's SAILOR MOON! Sorry I couldn't resist). The figures jumped down to reveal Queen, Leon, and Rinoa. Rinoa cast lightning that of course had little affect as the Queen of Heartless used the same attack except her's was more powerful. "Cover the Princess!" Leon ordered. Queen of course headed to defend Alice as Leon and Rinoa prepared for battle. Rinoa took aim and fired thunder at the shield. Unfortunately it kept hitting the ground right at the bottom of the shield. Leon jumped into attack the shield. Queen took a fighting stance in front of Alice. Three thunder Heartless (the ones that float what ever their names are) charged at her. "Wisdom!" Queen cried. A staff appeared in her hands. It was light blue and went in like a whirlpool (kind of like Garnet's staff). "Crickey!" she yelled. "Lucky me. I get stuck with the weak ones!" Leon muttered. Crickey appeared on Queen's shoulder. Crickey looked determined but quickly hid behind Queen at sight of the Heartless. "Come on. Please protect me!" Queen said pretending to cry. Crickey gave in and headed into battle. "Go! My lucky Crickey!" Queen said. A spark came from Crickey's legs as he hoped about casting cure every time they took a hit. Queen looked forward again. A symbol that was yellow outlined the ground beneath Queen. It had the images of a girl in the symbol holding a book. "Blizzard!" she commanded striking a Heartless. But the other two got in close hitting her backwards. Meanwhile squall kept hitting the shield and Rinoa.. kept hitting the ground. Queen felt her stomach take impact of the Heartless. She gasped for breathe and stumbled backwards before Alice. The Queen of Heartless smiled.
"Off with their heads!" she creamed and threw her hands up into the air causing an energy wave knocking everyone to the ground. Rinoa was flown against a tree and knocked out. Leon was the only one left standing. He readied his sword. "You'll pay for that!" he said and charged forward. 'Wish I could prove I love you. But does that mean I have to walk on water? Kairi!' 'Please! Oh baby! Don't go! Nothing like before!' The Queen of Heartless hands began to glow red. Leon came a little too close. His scar was quickly reopened with a slash of the Queen of Heartless' hand. Kairi groggily got up only to see Leon thrown at her feet. "Courage1 Give me strength!" she cried. The Queen of Heartless sent another wave of power at Kairi with a thrust of her red hand. Kairi jumped to the side. When she looked back her eyes widened at a burnt tree. The Queen of Heartless prepared another blow. Kairi charged forward and jumped in the air at last second. She brought down the Keyblade to strike the Queen of Heartless. She made a slash. Unfortunately Kairi missed one little detail.the shield that was still active. The Queen of Heartless thrust her hand forward again. This time Kairi felt the blow and quickly cast aero. Still she was flown back blood tracing down her face. She looked forward at the Queen of Heartless.at her aim. She charged forward and the Queen of Heartless thrust her fist forward again. Kairi quickly dove forward. As everything cleared the Queen of Heartless looked around in blood thirst for the girl. "Miss me?" a voice asked. The Queen of Heartless looked up and felt the Keyblade come down upon her. Everything Kairi felt went slow and she hit the Queen of Heartless. The Queen of Heartless froze for a moment before choking into death. She turned completely black and her skin turned to ashes quickly leaving her Heart to disappear forever. Kairi began to breathe in resting her hands on her knees. She quickly jumped off the platform and crawled through the hole.the one made in the ground below the barrier. Suddenly a light came and she turned to see the platform reveal a keyhole. Kairi smiled and lifted up the Keyblade and then lowered it facing the keyhole. Suddenly below her a symbol appeared on the ground of what looked to be Alice surrounded by hearts. A light came from the end of the Keyblade and hit the keyhole. Slowly the keyhole vanished. Kairi turned around and cast cure. Queen, Leon, and Rinoa got up.but Alice was missing.
Kairi entered the ship. Yuffie turned around and gasped. "Leon! Your scar!" she cried and ran forward. She landed him a kiss square on the lips. Rinoa's face looked heartbroken and scared. After the kiss ended Leon looked back at Rinoa and felt a twinge of pain in his heart but ignored it. He closed his eyes shamefully and hugged Yuffie back. Rinoa looked at the ground and slowly turned away to leave. Queen looked at Leon with disappointment. Leon looked at her as she just shook her head and walked away. Kairi knew something had gone on between Leon and that new girl. She remembered how much it hurt her when she lost Sora.. how it still hurt. "Your loss. Not mine." Kairi whispered as she passed by Leon. "What's the next place on the map?" Kairi asked. "Tarzan's Jungle." Said a voice on the computer. Kairi looked forward and saw a girl mouse creature. "Names Gadget." The mouse said. "Chip n' Dale are busy right now." Gadget explained. Kairi nodded. "Let's go." Kairi said.
Rinoa slipped to the floor and fell down crying. Queen walked up to her. "It's okay." Queen said. "Okay to what?" Rinoa asked. "To cry." Queen said. "I'm not crying!" Rinoa yelled. Queen looked at her sympathetically. "Yes you were." She said. "You remind me of someone I know." Queen said. "Who would that be?" Rinoa asked. "A tough brunette that hides from her friends thinking the man she loves has been lost to an angel that no competition can stand. But I've seen it in his eyes before. He can't decide. He loves her too." Queen said. Kairi walked up to the two of them. "Hey! I thought we were going to a jungle?!" Kairi yelled annoyed. She ran up to a window. Queen and Rinoa looked forward. There was a haunted looking castle instead of a jungle. "His world must have disappeared and been replaced by another." Queen said. (A.N.- hey everyone! Don't give up RinoaxSquall fans. Like I said before any request for a character to appear email me! I need your help everyone! Should I have Maleficent come back? Also tell me how the battle with the Queen of Heartless was. I find action is where I have my weakness. Did I make kit too long of a battle or too easy? Ideas for future battles? Wonder who's world this could be that they are landing on.)
^_-
Kairi floated down the long winding pit. Weird things like mirrors and distorted cloak passed by them. She looked for her tow partners Queen and Leon. Leon was to her left and Queen to her right. After a while of drifting by more weird things they landed. "Well-Oww!" Kairi felt something land hard on her. "It's the White Rabbit!" exclaimed a young voice. They looked over at a blonde girl her hair tied back a little in a black bow. She had on a light blue dress that went to her knees and a white apron like thing on it. She wore white tights (or whatever you call them ^_^) with black buckle shoes. Kairi looked forward to a white rabbit that was dressed for a special occasion. "No-time-for-hello-good-bye-I'm-late-I'm-late-I'm- late!" he said quickly with a wave off his hand and he ran off. Alice rushed off after him say, "Oh Mr. Rabbit! Please! Wait! Where are you going?!" Kairi was confused like someone had hit her and ran well they kind of did. Queen and Leon blinked a few times. "I think I was hit too hard on the head. I'm seeing a nicely dressed rabbit who talks and Pippy Long stockings." Kairi said. Leon quickly recovered. "Quick! After her! We need to guard her! She is one of the eighteen Princesses of Heart!" Leon yelled running off. "Hey wait for us!" Kairi said uselessly.
Alice ran to a room. She saw a small door. Alice twisted the doorknob. "Oww!" a voice cried. Alice gasped. "Oh! I'm sorry!" Alice said when she realized the door was the one talking and wiggling its knob to clear the pain. "Hyne, a talking doorknob." Leon muttered. "Could you please let me through? I must catch up to the White Rabbit!" Alice begged. "No can do. You're too large!" the knob replied. "But please!" Alice begged. "Well you could.if you were smaller." The knob said. "How do I get smaller?" Alice asked. "By drinking the bottle over there." The knob said gesturing in a direction. A table appeared suddenly and then two bottles did. Alice picked up the blue bottle and read the directions. "Drink me." Alice said reading. "Thank you captain obvious." Kairi groaned. "Wait!" Kairi said but too late. " Taste like.Cherry tart... custard... pineapple... roast turkey... " Alice said shrinking each time she said something. Alice was now small. very small. Kairi rushed up and grabbed the bottle. "Don't drink all of it hog!" Leon yelled grabbing the bottle and drinking it. Queen then picked up the bottle, which somehow ended up crushing Leon. Unfortunately it was all gone. "You called me a hog?" Kairi asked looking at Leon. Alice ran up to the door. "Now please let me through!" she begged. The doorknob gave a chuckle. "I can't. I forgot to tell you. I'm locked! You need the key!" the knob laughed gesturing to the table, which had a key. "Oh no!" Alice cried. She tried to get back up the table. "How do I get bigger?!" Alice begged the doorknob. "Have a cookie." The knob replied and a box of cookies appeared. "What this girl does for curiosity." Kairi muttered. "Listen!" Kairi yelled but Alice had grabbed a cookie and super sized. "A little bit certainly goes a long way!" the knob laughed. "Well I don't think it's so...funny." Alice sobbed. Suddenly tears poured from her eyes and began to flood the floor. Queen gasped and looked in the flooded water for Leon and Kairi before they drowned. Kairi swam up to the top. She had taken in too much water er.tears. It was like salt water giving you the taste where you wanted to throw up. She helplessly waved her hands in the air for something to grab. She saw a bottle and crawled in. Alice grabbed the other bottle on the table, which was the yellow one, and she shrank quickly. Gracefully her skirt puffed out like a parachute for her and she landed safely in the bottle. The last thing Kairi saw before passing into the doorknobs mouth, which was being forced open from the flood, was Leon clinging to Queen's leg with his eyes as big as saucers.
Kairi and Alice walked in the forest or rather grass like a meadow or something. "Okay, Alice rule number one. Despite your undying curiosity do not run off like that again. I must protect you." Kairi said. "Thank you Keara." Alice said. Kairi frowned. "It's Kairi." She said correcting her. "Do you hear that?" Alice said stopping and listening. "Hear what?" Kairi asked. "A-E-I-O-U, A-E-I-O-U, U-O-I-E-A, U-O-I-E-A." the voice sang. It sounded er.like it was on crack. They walked up to where a mushroom was. There sat a caterpillar, which was smoking from a long tube thing. They walked up to it. "Excuse me, sir, have you seen a white rabbit?" Alice asked it. "Forget the White Rabbit!" Kairi said but Alice had either ignored her or didn't hear her at all. "Who are you?" the caterpillar asked and when he said, "are" and "you" the smoke made a blue "R" and red "U". "I'm-." Kairi was cut off once again. "Don't you think you should tell us first?" Alice asked. Why was this girl so difficult?! "Why?" the caterpillar asked making a "Y" with his smoke. "Oh dear! This is so confusing!" Alice exclaimed. "Nothing is confusing." the caterpillar asked. " It certainly is to me!" Alice retorted. "You?! Who are you?!" he yelled making the "R" and "U" twice. "You don't have to lose your temper!" Kairi yelled back. "And who are you?!" he said, again, making the smoky letters. "I don't have to answer that!" Kairi retorted. "What is your problem?!" the caterpillar asked. "You try being four inches high!" Kairi said gesturing to her height. "I am four inches high!" the caterpillar yelled. "Well you used to it! I'm not!" Kairi yelled back. Suddenly the caterpillar started smoking in madly until smoke surrounded him. Suddenly a creature with a Heartless sign was in his place. Kairi thrust forward and slashed. The Heartless quickly vanished. "Well that was rather good. You got him to shut up!" a voice said. Kairi and Alice turned to look for the voice. "I'm right here." The voice said. "Where?" Alice asked. "Here!" the voice said again. Alice and Kairi looked forward at a rose. "Who are you?" Alice asked. "I am Rose. And they are-." "We are the Lilies!" said a voice cutting the Rose off. "We're the Daisies." Said another voice. "We're the Lilacs!" said another. "And we're the Tulips!" a voice shouted. "And we're the flowers." Kairi and Alice turned to see a bunch of little flowers, which would probably be considered children to the other flowers. "Who are you?" the Rose asked. "I'm Alice and this is Kara." Alice introduced. "It's Kairi," mumbled Kairi. "Whatever they are they certainly don't have pretty petals!" whispered an Iris to a Tulip, which was loud enough for Kairi and Alice to hear. "Rather scrawny too." The Tulip replied. "You'd think they'd never had any water!" a voice gasped. "Now girls, girls, calm down!" the Rose said gently but to no avail. "And what a fragrance! They don't smell like anything but dirt!" gasped another voice. "But we're not flowers!" Kairi yelled. The flowers gasped. "Just as I though! They're nothing but a-a weed!" the Tulip cried. The other flowers gasped. "Get away!" they all shouted. Kairi looked at them dumbfounded. "We are not weeds either!" she yelled. "Not that you'd expect them to admit to being a weed!" the Iris said. Kairi backed away some and fell into the flower children who pushed her away with disgust. She looked back for a moment and her and Alice were once again pushed into some Daisies who pushed them away. Kairi grabbed Alice's hand and ran. Suddenly some water lilies poured water at the girls and Kairi slipped bringing Alice down with her. Kairi got up and dusted off her muddy clothes. She helped up Alice. Kairi stopped hearing a noise. It sounded like a mad hum.
'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves, did gyre and gimble in the wabe. All mimsy were the borogoves, and the momeraths outgrabe. "Lost are we?" said a voice. Kairi looked up in the tree to see what looked like a mouth grinning at her. Suddenly a body appeared to reveal a cat with a purple head and purple and violet stripes across its body. "You could say that." Kairi said. "Who are you?" Alice asked. "I think the question is who are YOU, my dear." The cat replied turning its head upside down. "We asked you first!" Kairi retorted. "I'm nothing but a cat, A Cheshire Cat at that!" he said turning his head back to normal. "Do you know where the White Rabbit is?" Alice asked. Alice looked at a sign on the tree. One sign pointed to the right and read "This Way" the other sign pointed left and read on it "That way". "Which way do we go?" Alice asked. Before Kairi could answer the Cheshire Cat spoke. "Well, some go this way, some go that way. But as for me, myself, personally, I prefer the shortcut." The Cheshire Cat said. "Shortcut to where?" asked Alice. "To the Queen of course!" the Cheshire Cat said. "Who's the Queen?" Kairi asked. "You haven't met her yet? But you must1 She'll be mad about you simply mad!" the Cheshire Cat said grinning. "But we don't want to go to any mad people!" Alice whined. "But everyone here is mad. I'm mad! You're mad!" he replied. "No I'm not!" Alice retorted. "But you must be mad. How else would you have gotten here?" the Cheshire Cat asked. "I'm so confused!" Kairi cried. "This is a confusing world." The Cheshire Cat said. "Should we go?" Alice asked turning to Kairi. "I'm thinking." Kairi said waiting a moment. "Don't hurt yourself." The Cheshire Cat said. Kairi threw him an annoyed look. "I guess the Queen will at least know how to get us out of here!" Kairi said. She sighed and stepped forward.
Queen and Leon walked into the woods further. "That yellow bottle was tasty. Wish I had some more of that." Queen said. "Ya it's like laughing gas huh?" Leon asked. Suddenly they stopped hearing music. "A very Merry Unbirthday! To us! To us!" sang some voices. "A very Merry Unbirthday to me!" To who?" "To me!" "Oh you! "A very Merry Unbirthday to us! To us!" the voice went on singing. "You're going to drive me insane stop!" cried a voice. "But is it not you Unbirthday?" asked a voice. Queen and Leon walked up to a small house. Outside was a big table with lots of chairs. Three people sat at the table. One was an old man who to Queen and Leon looked like Mr. Hyde. The second one looked like a brown rabbit rather. a very freaky looking rabbit. The last person was a woman. Leon's eyes went soft at the sight. The woman had short black hair with three red streaks you could barely see on top of her head on each side. She had soft playful brown eyes. She had on a light blue sweater over a tank top. The sweater was held by one button over the tank top on her er.chest (I am not gonna say the real word for where it's at! I have decency!). On her back was the design of white angel wings on the sweater. She was also wearing a tight black skirt that went mid-thigh and half boots. The girl turn to them and her pearl drop earring swayed gracefully with them. Her pale skin looked creamy and she looked up at them and smiled. "Hello1 Finally human beings that are hopefully sane!" the woman cried. Leon felt the world around him spinning. "R-Rinoa!" he choked. The girl's mouth gaped open. "S-Squall?!" the woman choked. "Who's Squall?" Queen asked turning to Leon. Next thing she knew was the woman had leaped up into the man's arms. Leon soothed the girl and ran his hands through her hair as if in a dream. 'What am I doing?! I'm dating Yuffie! But it seems like everything I ever felt for Rinoa has come back or maybe.it had been buried there all along.' Leon thought. "Squall I missed you." Rinoa whispered sobbing. Leon held Rinoa. He was the happiest person ever except that one thing of guilt stayed there. It felt like everything he had or thought he had felt for Yuffie was gone. He didn't want to treat Yuffie like she had only been a convenient rebound. "Listen Rinoa I-." "Hey do you see that!" Queen exclaimed pointing to something. Leon looked and saw a castle over the trees. It was rather weird for a castle but then again this was a weird world. "Maybe Kairi and Alice are there!" Queen said running through the forest. Leon had no choice but to follow.
Kairi felt another heart shaped spear poke her. "Hey!" she yelled back at the card. She looked forward annoyed at the Queen of Hearts.
I needed, I needed you I needed, I need you
Kairi felt anger staring into the queen's eyes. "So the culprit returns. Someone tried to steal me heart! Now I waited long enough for that boy who never returned with a suspect! Slowpoke!" the Queen of Hearts yelled. "This boy? How long has it been since you saw him? Was it around the time someone tried to steal your heart?" Kairi asked. "Yes! It was around three years ago!" the Queen of Hearts said angrily. "And you're still waiting for a culprit?!" Kairi asked.
I never said I wasn't gonna tell nobody! No baby! But desperate lover I can't keep it to myself Oh no! When we're together it's like hot coals in a fire Oh baby! My body's burning so come on heat my desire Come on! Come on!
Kairi looked forward. 'Well we have nothing to do with it!" Kairi said. "Really? But you brought back Alice who mysteriously disappeared when the boy set out to find a suspect!" the Queen of Hearts retorted.
Two of Hearts
Two heart that beat as one Two of Hearts I need you! I need you! Two of Hearts Two hearts that beat as one Two of Hearts Come on! Come on!
Kairi looked over at Alice with a bewildered expression on her face. She didn't know how to get out of this one! Suddenly a thought came to her. "I am a follower of this boy who came to you three years ago! I have a suspect!" Kairi declared. The Queen of Hearts looked at her for a moment. "Well? Who is it?" The Queen of Hearts asked impatiently. "It's.It's.the Heartless!" she said. "The what?" the Queen of Hearts asked confused. "Th- the Heartless! They are creatures who have lost their hearts and steal hearts from other people! Like you, you're majesty!" Kairi said buttering up. "Please open you mouth wider when you address me and curtsy!" the Queen of Hearts commanded. 'Breathe Kairi.Breathe.' Kairi thought annoyed with the Queen.
People get jealous cuz we always stay together
Yeah baby!
I guess they really want a love like yours and mine
together forever
I never thought that I could ever be this happy
Yeah baby!
My prayers were answered; boy you came in the nick of time
Ohhh!
Kairi smiled and opened her mouth wider and tugged on her skirt to curtsy as far as it would go (I downloaded the Kingdom Hearts 2 trailer off KaZaA and I noticed at the end Kairi has long brown hair, a white tank top, and a short red skirt in case you're wondering what she looks like in this). Opening her mouth widely she said, "Yes, your majesty!" "Well the story sounds rather stupid don't you think?" The Queen of Hearts asked or rather stated. Kairi gritted her teeth.
I got this feeling that you're going to stay
I never knew that it could happen this way
Before I met you I was falling apart
But now at last I really know we're made of
"I have a suspect! What else do you want me to do?!" Kairi asked annoyed. The Queen of Hearts made a coughing sound. "I disagree with your suspect. I say it's the girl, Alice!" the Queen said pointing a finger accusingly at Alice. "Now my dear! Shouldn't we at least give the girls a chance?" the King asked rushing up beside her. He was very.short.
Two of hearts
Two hearts that beat as one
Two of hearts
I need you, I need you
Two of hearts
Two hearts that beat as one
Two of hearts
Come on, come on
"Huh? Well I suppose." The Queen of Hearts agreed. "I challenge you to a game of croquet!" the Queen of Hearts said pointing a finger at them. Kairi obviously didn't have much of a choice. The Queen of Hearts walked over to a golf bag. And picked up a very expensive looking golf club (if that's what they're called I know. I'm deprived). "I call this the Mock 2000!" The Queen of Hearts said snuggling with it. Kairi arched an eyebrow. "What you didn't think I'd stick with the old flamingoes did you?" the Queen of Hearts asked smirking. "What do we use?" Kairi asked. "You get the flamingoes." The Queen of Hearts stated uninterested. "But you just said-!" "Do not speak without my permission!" the Queen of Hearts yelled angrily. "Yes.your majesty." Kairi grumbled. "What was that?" the Queen of Hearts asked. Kairi opened her mouth widely and curtsied irritably saying, "Yes, your majesty!"
I never said I wasn't gonna tell nobody
no baby
But desperate lover, I can't keep it to myself
oh no!
When we're together it's like hot coals in a fire
Oh baby!
My body's burning so come on heat my desire
Ohhh!
I got this feeling that you're going to stay
I never knew that it could happen this way
Before I met you I was falling apart
But now at last I really know we're made of
The Queen of Hearts aimed her club at the golf ball. She took a swing and missed but before she could see she missed a card ran up and kicked the golf ball. Of course it would naturally miss all the cards that were playing as the loops, which the ball was supposed to go through. But the cards jumped to make sure the ball would pass through. Kairi gaped her mouth open. The queen was cheating! Other than that they were playing croquet with a golf ball and club!
Two of hearts
Two hearts that beat as one
Two of hearts
I need you, I need you
Two of hearts
Two hearts that beat as one
Two of hearts
Come on, come on.
The ball stopped after the last card jumped in its way. Kairi walked up next. She aimed her pink "flamingo" at the golf ball. When swung though the flamingo decided to be difficult and made Kairi end up on her butt on the ground. Frustrated she grabbed the flamingo by throat and hit the ball hard. The flamingo had dizzy signs in its eyes. The ball would have made it through every card if they hadn't purposely jumped out of the way! "I win! Take the culprit into custody!" The Queen of Hearts ordered. "Wait a second! You cheated!" Kairi yelled. "How dare you accuse me!" the Queen of Hearts yelled and then said her favorite line, "Off with their heads!" Kairi ran in front of Alice protectively. The Queen of Hearts suddenly stopped. Her face froze. "What the.?" Kairi whispered. Suddenly the Queen of Hearts clutched at her chest and suddenly her heart burst out (not her real heart you know the red transparent thing like the one Sora had every time he died in the game). Suddenly the Heart transferred into a Heartless. But not your usual one. It looked like the Queen of Hearts with gray skin and a perfectly black dress with the red Heartless symbol on her chest. The Queen of Heartless (Hehe that's my boss name for her!) quickly picked up her short wand with a black heart on the end. The pointed it at Kairi and a bolt of lightning went through the ground toward them. Kairi turned and pushed Alice out of the way. The bolt hit where she had been and there was a nice, big hole there now. A sparkle in Kairi's hand took shape and became the Keyblade. She prepared herself. Kairi charged forward. Her hits seemed in vein as a shield protected the Queen of Heartless. The Queen of Heartless kept yelling "Off with their heads!" Kairi ignored her cries though. Kairi kept hitting the shield, which proved useless. She was inexperienced with the Keyblade so her level was low and she didn't do that much damage to the shield. "Blizzard!" a voice yelled. Suddenly a large blue light hit the shield and it broke. Kairi looked back at Alice who looked ready to cast again. The Queen of Heartless only raged on more and through lightning bolts randomly. Kairi was hit back against a tree and knocked unconscious. The Queen aimed at Alice. "Hold it right!" a voice yelled. The Queen of Heartless looked up on the tree shrubs to see three shadowy figures (it's SAILOR MOON! Sorry I couldn't resist). The figures jumped down to reveal Queen, Leon, and Rinoa. Rinoa cast lightning that of course had little affect as the Queen of Heartless used the same attack except her's was more powerful. "Cover the Princess!" Leon ordered. Queen of course headed to defend Alice as Leon and Rinoa prepared for battle. Rinoa took aim and fired thunder at the shield. Unfortunately it kept hitting the ground right at the bottom of the shield. Leon jumped into attack the shield. Queen took a fighting stance in front of Alice. Three thunder Heartless (the ones that float what ever their names are) charged at her. "Wisdom!" Queen cried. A staff appeared in her hands. It was light blue and went in like a whirlpool (kind of like Garnet's staff). "Crickey!" she yelled. "Lucky me. I get stuck with the weak ones!" Leon muttered. Crickey appeared on Queen's shoulder. Crickey looked determined but quickly hid behind Queen at sight of the Heartless. "Come on. Please protect me!" Queen said pretending to cry. Crickey gave in and headed into battle. "Go! My lucky Crickey!" Queen said. A spark came from Crickey's legs as he hoped about casting cure every time they took a hit. Queen looked forward again. A symbol that was yellow outlined the ground beneath Queen. It had the images of a girl in the symbol holding a book. "Blizzard!" she commanded striking a Heartless. But the other two got in close hitting her backwards. Meanwhile squall kept hitting the shield and Rinoa.. kept hitting the ground. Queen felt her stomach take impact of the Heartless. She gasped for breathe and stumbled backwards before Alice. The Queen of Heartless smiled.
"Off with their heads!" she creamed and threw her hands up into the air causing an energy wave knocking everyone to the ground. Rinoa was flown against a tree and knocked out. Leon was the only one left standing. He readied his sword. "You'll pay for that!" he said and charged forward. 'Wish I could prove I love you. But does that mean I have to walk on water? Kairi!' 'Please! Oh baby! Don't go! Nothing like before!' The Queen of Heartless hands began to glow red. Leon came a little too close. His scar was quickly reopened with a slash of the Queen of Heartless' hand. Kairi groggily got up only to see Leon thrown at her feet. "Courage1 Give me strength!" she cried. The Queen of Heartless sent another wave of power at Kairi with a thrust of her red hand. Kairi jumped to the side. When she looked back her eyes widened at a burnt tree. The Queen of Heartless prepared another blow. Kairi charged forward and jumped in the air at last second. She brought down the Keyblade to strike the Queen of Heartless. She made a slash. Unfortunately Kairi missed one little detail.the shield that was still active. The Queen of Heartless thrust her hand forward again. This time Kairi felt the blow and quickly cast aero. Still she was flown back blood tracing down her face. She looked forward at the Queen of Heartless.at her aim. She charged forward and the Queen of Heartless thrust her fist forward again. Kairi quickly dove forward. As everything cleared the Queen of Heartless looked around in blood thirst for the girl. "Miss me?" a voice asked. The Queen of Heartless looked up and felt the Keyblade come down upon her. Everything Kairi felt went slow and she hit the Queen of Heartless. The Queen of Heartless froze for a moment before choking into death. She turned completely black and her skin turned to ashes quickly leaving her Heart to disappear forever. Kairi began to breathe in resting her hands on her knees. She quickly jumped off the platform and crawled through the hole.the one made in the ground below the barrier. Suddenly a light came and she turned to see the platform reveal a keyhole. Kairi smiled and lifted up the Keyblade and then lowered it facing the keyhole. Suddenly below her a symbol appeared on the ground of what looked to be Alice surrounded by hearts. A light came from the end of the Keyblade and hit the keyhole. Slowly the keyhole vanished. Kairi turned around and cast cure. Queen, Leon, and Rinoa got up.but Alice was missing.
Kairi entered the ship. Yuffie turned around and gasped. "Leon! Your scar!" she cried and ran forward. She landed him a kiss square on the lips. Rinoa's face looked heartbroken and scared. After the kiss ended Leon looked back at Rinoa and felt a twinge of pain in his heart but ignored it. He closed his eyes shamefully and hugged Yuffie back. Rinoa looked at the ground and slowly turned away to leave. Queen looked at Leon with disappointment. Leon looked at her as she just shook her head and walked away. Kairi knew something had gone on between Leon and that new girl. She remembered how much it hurt her when she lost Sora.. how it still hurt. "Your loss. Not mine." Kairi whispered as she passed by Leon. "What's the next place on the map?" Kairi asked. "Tarzan's Jungle." Said a voice on the computer. Kairi looked forward and saw a girl mouse creature. "Names Gadget." The mouse said. "Chip n' Dale are busy right now." Gadget explained. Kairi nodded. "Let's go." Kairi said.
Rinoa slipped to the floor and fell down crying. Queen walked up to her. "It's okay." Queen said. "Okay to what?" Rinoa asked. "To cry." Queen said. "I'm not crying!" Rinoa yelled. Queen looked at her sympathetically. "Yes you were." She said. "You remind me of someone I know." Queen said. "Who would that be?" Rinoa asked. "A tough brunette that hides from her friends thinking the man she loves has been lost to an angel that no competition can stand. But I've seen it in his eyes before. He can't decide. He loves her too." Queen said. Kairi walked up to the two of them. "Hey! I thought we were going to a jungle?!" Kairi yelled annoyed. She ran up to a window. Queen and Rinoa looked forward. There was a haunted looking castle instead of a jungle. "His world must have disappeared and been replaced by another." Queen said. (A.N.- hey everyone! Don't give up RinoaxSquall fans. Like I said before any request for a character to appear email me! I need your help everyone! Should I have Maleficent come back? Also tell me how the battle with the Queen of Heartless was. I find action is where I have my weakness. Did I make kit too long of a battle or too easy? Ideas for future battles? Wonder who's world this could be that they are landing on.)
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