Since this chapter is PAINFULLY short, we're sticking the author's notes at the end. We'll try to get another one out later tonight though. Key word being TRY. And we are SO sorry for the delay in updates. We're just so busy. Stupid school. And I have to get my marks up, or else we won't go to France. And if I don't go to France, I'll DIE.

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Dear Commodore,

Despite your belief that one act of kindness does not excuse those that proceed it, my fiancée and I are disinclined to acquiesce with your opinion. As such, I am delighted to invite you to my wedding, to take place at an undisclosed location at an undisclosed time. Should you wish to attend, send out the Intrepid, run up the white flag, and we'll send word. If we have not heard from you in a week's time, our plans will continue without your attendance.
Sincerely yours,
Treasure Jade Sparrow
(Soon to be Turner)

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Scarlett Red Rose: Unpredictability n 1: the quality of being guided by sudden unpredictable impulses [syn: capriciousness] 2: the trait of being unpredictably irresolute [syn: volatility] 3: lacking predictability [ant: predictability] See? It IS a word. And I suppose that's true, it WAS unpredictable to have Norrington cut Jack down. And I was wondering that about holidays too. Why DO they call them holidays if you have to go to school? We felt bad for Norrington. So we decided what the hell, we'd invite him. I mean, he DID cut Jack down.

Bratprincess: Captains of ships can marry people? Dude, I SO never knew that. Although, I suppose it makes sense, because they're the ones who do it on cruise ship weddings. "I'm starting to find him attractive." "Yeah, but he's identical to you. And you have to be the most vain person alive." "No, but I mean REALLY attractive."

Lenore Raven: That sucks about your review being deleted. But you love our story that much? Oh my jesus, we NEVER thought it was that good. Our writing style and stuff? That's amazing. Seriously. You've made us so happy! Thanks very much!

MovieLvR4Lyfe: Duhn duhn duuuuhn. Stay tuned!

Morph: Did we really forget you? Oh my gosh, I'm SO sorry. Seriously. I was exhausted, I must have just completely missed. Sowwy! And yes, poor Jack. I'd be glad to comfort him though...

LotRseer3350: How'd you guess that it was Jade? And don't worry about not realizing that Jack and Jade had... yeah. We didn't mention it 'till then. It was just kind of expected, seeing as how Jade's a pirate. I mean, if you met someone your age, who was untied and looked exactly like Will, what would YOU do? Yeah, that's what I thought. And of course we forgive you. Psh, we do things like that all the time.

Szhismine: Glad you like it. You're so enthusiastic about the pirate's wedding... it makes me want to write more on it... hmmm, if I only had the time. Ah well, we'll try our darndest!

LuvlyGRLofLIFE: Go figure, Columbus Day is a holiday. Yes, we've seen Sleepy Hollow. It's hilarious. "But you don't understand! It's a horseman. And it was headless!" And Benny and Joon is the best. I like the fact that they show it on oxygen. Because, you know, you need oxygen to live, and Johnny Depp to live, so it makes sense. I think they mean have a good day, but I've never really thought about it before. Hee, have a good year. A good minute. And who is John Mayer? Kat talks about him a lot, but I don't know who he is. Pooh.

Surge1: Yeah, Jade's 15. But, you know, it's a different time. And they're in love! And, I mean, although it was about two hundred years earlier, Juliet was only 13. 'Course, she killed herself right after...

Harrypotter4ever: Sorry about the cliffies! And Kat likes my theories too. Although MY theory on my theory is that I think too much. Kay, I'm going to stop now.