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Snape ran along the promenade towards Remus. Twitching slightly in his sleep, Remus longed for Snape with half awoken delirium. Sobbing, he cuddled his teddy bear and longed passionately for company. Remus got a prostitute but decided not to bother with sex for half a year after being rejected painfully.

This, Dumbledore thought, was really dangerous because he fancied Remus. Dumbledore crept into his sleeping bag where he found Snape. "WHAT?" Snape yelled.

"Weren't you in Arabia?!" Dumbledore cried. Snape shook his wand threateningly.

"I hope Remus doesn't blame me, but you," Snape snorted. "Why don't we keep quiet about us and fish for eternity."

"I have no idea what you're talking about," Dumbledore cried. "Are you expecting me to marry you?"

"You know what I mean," Snape said suggestively. "We don't have to do the legal part," he added.

"So you're dropping Remus then?! Dumbledore asked.

"Oh, shit, I forgot about him." Said Snape hastily, although this was untrue, and he'd secretly planned to have them both.

Meanwhile, Remus was in his room, contemplating his life with Snape. Or rather, without Snape, as he now believed his partner was with Dumbledore even now.

Meanwhile Sirius was off sleeping with lots of women because he was straight.

But no one told Snape this, so he maintained his secret desire.

Dumbledore and Snape were just discussing sleeping arrangements (who got the sofa, get your mind out the gutter) when the door opened. It was Remus who could not sleep because he was missing the warmth of Snape's body. He was shocked to see Dumbledore and Snape inside, and cried, "I thought you were with the foreign legion!" Dumbledore and Snape froze like rabbits confronted with a big hairy monster, which was quite apt, as Remus, due to stress, switched into his werewolf form and charged.

"Mmm… Kinky."

TBC…