Now…page 503…where is it…

Oh, there it is, page 503

It's our Christmas at Grimmauld Place! That was actually very interesting, what with Professor Lockhart on the Janus Thickey Ward and all.

He didn't like the present I got him? The nerve! I spent a LOT of money on those, trying to help them prepare for OWLS, they should at least show some gratitude!

Ok, maybe a homework planner wasn't the best Christmas present, but still.

I wonder if he uses it? Well, at least he got me a present that year—for the first time, for that matter.

Y'know, that was some really unusual perfume.

And why'd he get me perfume, anyway, that's the kind of thing you'd give a girl who…

Erm…

Who…

I'm not going to go into that.

A.N. extra points or anyone who can tell me who Janus Thickey is (hint—read Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them)