A/N: Helloooo reader! Help us! We've been kidnapped by Saddam Hussein!
Disclaimer: We don't own any of the HP PEEEEEPPPPSSSSSssssssssssssssssss. But we own RIck. Just RICk. Yes RICK. We own you.
A/N2: Aladdin is making out with jasmine on my basement couch... make it stop. And now, finally, the story!
Harry raced out of his dormitory into the common room, and out of the portrait hole to go to Hogsmeade. Pansy followed. She tiptoed out of the door without being noticed. Harry was still mumbling to himself trying to figure out yet another way to ask out his love, Kim. Soon after Pansy and Harry had left, Kim left too. She caught up to Harry halfway to the Great Hall.
"Hey!" she said to him.
Harry just stood there dumbfounded with his mouth hanging open.
"Are you going to Hogsmeade too?"
Silence.
"I'll take that as a yes?"
"..."
Pansy walked up behind Kim with her wand raised. Kim turned around and screamed, "FLUFFERNUTTER!" and ran away.
Harry sighed. "I love her," and with that he skipped away down the stairs humming a song.
As Dumbledore began a Michael Jackson song, "Thriller," Rick was restraining Dan from running out of the club.
"Want something to eat, Hun?" Rick asked Dan lovingly.
Dan just glared at Rick as the sat down at a café table. Rick got up to get something to eat and Dan was just about to leave, when Hagrid sat down next to Rick's chair and nearly broke it.
"Hullo thar," Hagrid announced to Dan. Dan ignored him.
"Julian Fries all around!" Rick shouted and then he stopped. He saw Hagrid sitting there and was almost about to scream when Hagrid handed him a bouquet of marigolds.
"Erm... Rick... would you..." but he was cut off.
"What the hell is going on here?" shouted Dan.
"I just wanted to...er..." Hagrid started, but Rick cut in.
"Hagrid, I've told you a million times. I have a new boyfriend now. You know that."
"You have a what?" Dan asked.
"I was going to..."
"That's it. I'm outtie." And Dan left, leaving Rick and Hagrid to pay the bill.
After Pansy had stalked Kim for a while, she decided to go stalk someone easier. Neville. She found him staring into his potions cauldron, wondering whether he should jump in or not.
"Hellooooo, Neville..." Neville looked up at Pansy.
"My lady!" He shouted.
"I thought I'd find you here..." she smirked.
"My darling temptress! My little love bug! Have you come to marry me and whisk me away to Neverland on your White Horse of Doom?"
"...Yes... yes I have..."
"Really?!?!?!"
"No."
Disclaimer: We don't own any of the HP PEEEEEPPPPSSSSSssssssssssssssssss. But we own RIck. Just RICk. Yes RICK. We own you.
A/N2: Aladdin is making out with jasmine on my basement couch... make it stop. And now, finally, the story!
Harry raced out of his dormitory into the common room, and out of the portrait hole to go to Hogsmeade. Pansy followed. She tiptoed out of the door without being noticed. Harry was still mumbling to himself trying to figure out yet another way to ask out his love, Kim. Soon after Pansy and Harry had left, Kim left too. She caught up to Harry halfway to the Great Hall.
"Hey!" she said to him.
Harry just stood there dumbfounded with his mouth hanging open.
"Are you going to Hogsmeade too?"
Silence.
"I'll take that as a yes?"
"..."
Pansy walked up behind Kim with her wand raised. Kim turned around and screamed, "FLUFFERNUTTER!" and ran away.
Harry sighed. "I love her," and with that he skipped away down the stairs humming a song.
As Dumbledore began a Michael Jackson song, "Thriller," Rick was restraining Dan from running out of the club.
"Want something to eat, Hun?" Rick asked Dan lovingly.
Dan just glared at Rick as the sat down at a café table. Rick got up to get something to eat and Dan was just about to leave, when Hagrid sat down next to Rick's chair and nearly broke it.
"Hullo thar," Hagrid announced to Dan. Dan ignored him.
"Julian Fries all around!" Rick shouted and then he stopped. He saw Hagrid sitting there and was almost about to scream when Hagrid handed him a bouquet of marigolds.
"Erm... Rick... would you..." but he was cut off.
"What the hell is going on here?" shouted Dan.
"I just wanted to...er..." Hagrid started, but Rick cut in.
"Hagrid, I've told you a million times. I have a new boyfriend now. You know that."
"You have a what?" Dan asked.
"I was going to..."
"That's it. I'm outtie." And Dan left, leaving Rick and Hagrid to pay the bill.
After Pansy had stalked Kim for a while, she decided to go stalk someone easier. Neville. She found him staring into his potions cauldron, wondering whether he should jump in or not.
"Hellooooo, Neville..." Neville looked up at Pansy.
"My lady!" He shouted.
"I thought I'd find you here..." she smirked.
"My darling temptress! My little love bug! Have you come to marry me and whisk me away to Neverland on your White Horse of Doom?"
"...Yes... yes I have..."
"Really?!?!?!"
"No."