Returning to Simplicity: A Self Insertion Story
Part One: The Preliminaries of "Pairing"
Chapter One
By: Cornel Kennedy
Tsunade looks at me for a moment and gently smiles, even though it has been more to the notion that I would be her last appointment today. She tells me that I look troubled, and walks away to her desk as I open my mouth to tell her of my transition to here as of this afternoon. It was another mental score board that I would have to mark another point of someone not paying attention to me. Everyone here had appeared very busy to give me directions back to her office and truly, they did have better things to do with repairing this village.
"I-"
"Shut up," she sharply scolds. "You have not been updating this fanfiction enough."
"It's jus-"
"No more excuses," Tsunade demands. "You didn't update because you only got one review."
"Correct," I admit, "but I am grateful for his or her input."
"It was anonymous! How do I know you didn't write it?" She questions.
"I suppose you don't," I tell her. I am confused by the knowledge she possesses. On one hand, she recognizes she is part of a fanfiction, and yet she is lacking to what I solely know. "I have under, I mean other, fanfictions too."
"And they are all missing something." She swipes out two hand puppets, one of Kakashi and the other as Iruka. They are mushed together as she makes kissy noises. Returning them to their drawer in her desk, she gets down to business. "And where in your fanfictions can find Kakashi and Iruka pairing?"
"You want me to write a Kakashi and Iruka pairing?" I swirm at the thought. She closes her eyes and quickly nods her head a few times. To object, I shake my head and green sprinkles swirl slowly down in front of my face. As if more lights had entered the room, I feel more in place here and through a more curved lense, I see rainbowing around the light. She may have expected my reaction but I do not care as my stress of her suggestion has eased and I am more ready to hear her. I slide back into my chair and take a deep breath. "I believe the people who think that Kakashi and Iruka are going to get together are not serious fans of Naruto. I will propose another pairing, after you tell me why you want me to update this fanfiction more."
"You may see this mission as not being serious, but with every chapter, important people can continue working on fixing this village. I'm here to give you hints on writing a review attracting fanfiction so you will update more often, and as such, everyone else with a real goal can get on with our task."
"Okay," I say, "I will pair Naruto with Hinata."
"Awright!" She shouts. She pulls out the Kakashi and Iruka hand puppets that hold a sign stating: "I hereby allow this fanfiction to be a pretty pairing plot - Tsunade."
"This fanfiction isn't going to turn into a cross over with Excel Saga is it?" I ask. She leans up very close to me.
"It's just a parody, Cornel," she whispers to me through tight lips, "I shouldn't even be revealing that information."
"A parody of a parody?"
"Nothing is safe when getting reviews," she tells me and jumps up on her desk and hails with an arm singing: "in the name of loovvee."
"I sort of liked you when you were more in character." I admit. She laughs and asks me why; and I tell her that she was more believable from what I have read of her developement in the manga. Again she laughs after I had finished my comment and Tsunade says that I am foolish for trying to get her true character on a fanfiction and was not paying attention to what she had asked me.
She concludes, "I had asked you to try to write a pretty pairing plot," she plays up the ending with everything sweet and sugar and gives me a sweet girl pose consisting of holding her hands behind her head holding her hair up and giving me a wink behind a pink background filled with white fluff flowing up. The whole thing is orchestrated with a shassy sax, and a slurred whistling happens when she winks at me. "What does remaining in character have to do with pairing?"
In the afternoon, I had arrived at the academy to meet Hinata and Naruto. The nine rookie ninjas were there following a request that Tsunade made to take a break from working and party together. I had stopped on the way to spectate Lee, Neja and TenTen holding hands and skipping down the street. My worst fears had become true; I was in a pretty pairing plot.
When I had entered the classroom, it was not as I had expected. Instead of Ino and Sakura corning Sasuke, the whole group were all social each other. Ino lets out a laugh while she stands in front of Shino! Naruto sits on the front desk with his legs crosses. Round him were Hinata and Sasuke. The way that Naruto and Sasuke stare eachother in the eyes, worries me. Hinata hardly moves and is playing with her forehead protector that she had hung around her neck. I had to stop Naruto's attention to Sasuke and bring it on Hinata. I look around for ideas, and to the left of my foot lies a cooler fill of ice and a can of pop. Digging around the cold cubes, I pull out a can and shake it. A bit of spores from my hair get to me, but I could not stop this plan no matter how heavy my body had felt.
I trip on my way to Hinata and recover my wrapping my arm around Sasuke. When I pull my limb neck up, I see that Naruto pouts about this mishap. Soon, if all went to plan, he would be comforting Hinata. "Hey, Hinata," I say dangling from Sasuke, and hold out the pop, "have this for you."
"Thank you," she softly speaks. When her hand brushes up against mine, I let go of the can and it falls to the ground. I twist off Sasuke, and not knowing my comfort of my legs, fall down and hit Hinata in her head as she had also bend down for it. She looks down at me, and removes her hand for the top of her head. Putting the can on the table she reaches down with her hand. "Here.
"Thanks, Hinata," Naruto yells. I hear the fizz of a pop can and the gushing of pop. "Ahhhhhhh... I tell you what."
The conversations stop and even Hinata has returned from her rescue mission to look over the desk. The room then explodes in laughter. "Hinata, how could you?"
I roll to the side to watch Naruto's feet scurry off and slam the door. Back on my back, Hinata has started to go after Naruto. Perfect. But Sasuke stops her. Shit.
Heading outside before the party is over, I see Sasuke hugging Naruto. Naruto is on the tree swing, and Sasuke goes behind Naruto. I was about to run to tackle the two, but Sasuke just pushes Naruto on the swing. I guess this is an ending to a pretty pairing plot, but I could let up the fact that I had lost when trying to get Hinata with Naruto.
Sasuke nods to me when I walk up to them. "Glad to see that you two are such great friends."
"We are more than great friends," Sasuke admits and pushes Naruto again, "we're dear brothers."
I smile. Sasuke starts to smile back, but Naruto on his return touches his feet to the ground, does a backflip to grap Sasuke's head, and then gets him in a head lock. As Naruto clutches his hand into a fist, in an amazing feat of flexability, Sasuke kicks back and pulls his leg up to knock Naruto in the head.
Walking away, I look back onces more to Naruto and Sasuke throwing each other. My work is not done. Tomorrow, I'll get Naruto to notice Hinata! cough, cough
The End
If you read this, how was my writing?
Part One: The Preliminaries of "Pairing"
Chapter One
By: Cornel Kennedy
Tsunade looks at me for a moment and gently smiles, even though it has been more to the notion that I would be her last appointment today. She tells me that I look troubled, and walks away to her desk as I open my mouth to tell her of my transition to here as of this afternoon. It was another mental score board that I would have to mark another point of someone not paying attention to me. Everyone here had appeared very busy to give me directions back to her office and truly, they did have better things to do with repairing this village.
"I-"
"Shut up," she sharply scolds. "You have not been updating this fanfiction enough."
"It's jus-"
"No more excuses," Tsunade demands. "You didn't update because you only got one review."
"Correct," I admit, "but I am grateful for his or her input."
"It was anonymous! How do I know you didn't write it?" She questions.
"I suppose you don't," I tell her. I am confused by the knowledge she possesses. On one hand, she recognizes she is part of a fanfiction, and yet she is lacking to what I solely know. "I have under, I mean other, fanfictions too."
"And they are all missing something." She swipes out two hand puppets, one of Kakashi and the other as Iruka. They are mushed together as she makes kissy noises. Returning them to their drawer in her desk, she gets down to business. "And where in your fanfictions can find Kakashi and Iruka pairing?"
"You want me to write a Kakashi and Iruka pairing?" I swirm at the thought. She closes her eyes and quickly nods her head a few times. To object, I shake my head and green sprinkles swirl slowly down in front of my face. As if more lights had entered the room, I feel more in place here and through a more curved lense, I see rainbowing around the light. She may have expected my reaction but I do not care as my stress of her suggestion has eased and I am more ready to hear her. I slide back into my chair and take a deep breath. "I believe the people who think that Kakashi and Iruka are going to get together are not serious fans of Naruto. I will propose another pairing, after you tell me why you want me to update this fanfiction more."
"You may see this mission as not being serious, but with every chapter, important people can continue working on fixing this village. I'm here to give you hints on writing a review attracting fanfiction so you will update more often, and as such, everyone else with a real goal can get on with our task."
"Okay," I say, "I will pair Naruto with Hinata."
"Awright!" She shouts. She pulls out the Kakashi and Iruka hand puppets that hold a sign stating: "I hereby allow this fanfiction to be a pretty pairing plot - Tsunade."
"This fanfiction isn't going to turn into a cross over with Excel Saga is it?" I ask. She leans up very close to me.
"It's just a parody, Cornel," she whispers to me through tight lips, "I shouldn't even be revealing that information."
"A parody of a parody?"
"Nothing is safe when getting reviews," she tells me and jumps up on her desk and hails with an arm singing: "in the name of loovvee."
"I sort of liked you when you were more in character." I admit. She laughs and asks me why; and I tell her that she was more believable from what I have read of her developement in the manga. Again she laughs after I had finished my comment and Tsunade says that I am foolish for trying to get her true character on a fanfiction and was not paying attention to what she had asked me.
She concludes, "I had asked you to try to write a pretty pairing plot," she plays up the ending with everything sweet and sugar and gives me a sweet girl pose consisting of holding her hands behind her head holding her hair up and giving me a wink behind a pink background filled with white fluff flowing up. The whole thing is orchestrated with a shassy sax, and a slurred whistling happens when she winks at me. "What does remaining in character have to do with pairing?"
In the afternoon, I had arrived at the academy to meet Hinata and Naruto. The nine rookie ninjas were there following a request that Tsunade made to take a break from working and party together. I had stopped on the way to spectate Lee, Neja and TenTen holding hands and skipping down the street. My worst fears had become true; I was in a pretty pairing plot.
When I had entered the classroom, it was not as I had expected. Instead of Ino and Sakura corning Sasuke, the whole group were all social each other. Ino lets out a laugh while she stands in front of Shino! Naruto sits on the front desk with his legs crosses. Round him were Hinata and Sasuke. The way that Naruto and Sasuke stare eachother in the eyes, worries me. Hinata hardly moves and is playing with her forehead protector that she had hung around her neck. I had to stop Naruto's attention to Sasuke and bring it on Hinata. I look around for ideas, and to the left of my foot lies a cooler fill of ice and a can of pop. Digging around the cold cubes, I pull out a can and shake it. A bit of spores from my hair get to me, but I could not stop this plan no matter how heavy my body had felt.
I trip on my way to Hinata and recover my wrapping my arm around Sasuke. When I pull my limb neck up, I see that Naruto pouts about this mishap. Soon, if all went to plan, he would be comforting Hinata. "Hey, Hinata," I say dangling from Sasuke, and hold out the pop, "have this for you."
"Thank you," she softly speaks. When her hand brushes up against mine, I let go of the can and it falls to the ground. I twist off Sasuke, and not knowing my comfort of my legs, fall down and hit Hinata in her head as she had also bend down for it. She looks down at me, and removes her hand for the top of her head. Putting the can on the table she reaches down with her hand. "Here.
"Thanks, Hinata," Naruto yells. I hear the fizz of a pop can and the gushing of pop. "Ahhhhhhh... I tell you what."
The conversations stop and even Hinata has returned from her rescue mission to look over the desk. The room then explodes in laughter. "Hinata, how could you?"
I roll to the side to watch Naruto's feet scurry off and slam the door. Back on my back, Hinata has started to go after Naruto. Perfect. But Sasuke stops her. Shit.
Heading outside before the party is over, I see Sasuke hugging Naruto. Naruto is on the tree swing, and Sasuke goes behind Naruto. I was about to run to tackle the two, but Sasuke just pushes Naruto on the swing. I guess this is an ending to a pretty pairing plot, but I could let up the fact that I had lost when trying to get Hinata with Naruto.
Sasuke nods to me when I walk up to them. "Glad to see that you two are such great friends."
"We are more than great friends," Sasuke admits and pushes Naruto again, "we're dear brothers."
I smile. Sasuke starts to smile back, but Naruto on his return touches his feet to the ground, does a backflip to grap Sasuke's head, and then gets him in a head lock. As Naruto clutches his hand into a fist, in an amazing feat of flexability, Sasuke kicks back and pulls his leg up to knock Naruto in the head.
Walking away, I look back onces more to Naruto and Sasuke throwing each other. My work is not done. Tomorrow, I'll get Naruto to notice Hinata! cough, cough
The End
If you read this, how was my writing?