(A.N. This is going to be the last chapter of this fic. It was supposed to
be one chapter long but I forgot to make Harry pretend to be gay. And it
just wouldn't be a good truth or dare fic if no one had to pretend to be
gay! Thanks for reminding me Bloodlust79! You're the best! (especially
since you reviewed to all my stories whether it's a Harry Potter fic, an
InuYasha fic, or a combination of both! ) This chapter won't be too
long because there is only one dare involved.
Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter or InuYasha.
"Oh Potter!" Draco said cheerfully
"What Malfoy?" Harry said curious as to why he was being cheerful
"You still have to pretend to be gay!"
"Oh shit! I forgot about that!"
"That's obvious."
"Well I might as well start now." As Harry said this he grabbed a random boy first year and kissed him quickly on the lips
"AHHHHHHHHHHHH Harry POTTER'S GAY!!!" the kid screamed and ran like his life depended on it. Draco was laughing maniacally and rolling around on the floor as another first year walked by.
"I knew he was crazy." The kid said as he walked away
::: In The Great Hall At Dinner :::
Harry looked around the table anxiously. He new he still had to kiss four guys and he was trying to decide who to kiss next. His gaze landed on Dean Thomas who was sitting right next to him. So he leaned over and kissed him on the lips.
"Ewwww get off me Harry!" Dean said pushing him away
::: In The Hall On The Way to Potions :::
Harry was thinking about who he should kiss next when he decided to just kiss the first guy he saw. Unfortunately the first guy he saw was...
"Hey Professor Snape!" Harry said running up to Snape and kissing him. To Harry's horror Snape started kissing him back. Harry immediately pulled away but that didn't dampen Snape's mood he just started rambling.
"I've always loved you and your father! I was just bitter because your father always ignored me! But now I have you! Harry? Where did he go?" Harry had run as soon as Snape started talking.
::: The Griffindor Common Room :::
All the boys in the room were avoiding Harry, and all the girls were pouting and thinking 'Why couldn't he have kissed me?' (A.N. I personally don't like Harry but I think the girls in Hogwarts do.) Harry stood up and decided he wouldn't be able to kiss any Griffindors. So he was going to walk down the halls and kiss unsuspecting boys.
::: In The Hall :::
Harry saw Malfoy and decided he would kiss him because he would like to see the look on his face.
"Malfoy come here!"
"I don't take orders from scareheads."
"Fine." Harry said as he walked up to Malfoy and kissed him. Malfoy immediately stomped on Harry's foot and sprayed him with pepper spray.
"God Potter don't you know I love Hermione and not you?"
"Oww that hurt Malfoy did you have to spray me with pepper spray? And I don't really like you I just need to get this dare over with!"
"Oh... Well I have to go. Bye." Draco said before the pepper spray wore off and Harry could decide that he wanted to hurt him for spraying him.
"Damn Malfoy and his pepper spray. I'll just go to the library and kiss some guy." A second year heard Harry's last sentence and ran away from the "Scary gay guy"
::: Library :::
"Hi Hermione."
"Hi Harry. What are you doing here? You never come in the library."
"I was looking for someone to kiss so I can finish this dare."
"Ok. There is a boy Ravenclaw over there." Hermione said pointing to a corner of the Library
"He'll do." Harry said as he ran over to the boy and kissed him. The boy just looked at him funny and continued searching for a book. Harry walked back over to Hermione.
"He was the only person that didn't either push me off with a disgusted look or confess their love for me."
"Who confessed their love to you Harry?" Hermione asked
"Snape."
"Ewwww. You actually kissed him?"
"I kissed the first male I came across and it just happened to be Snape."
"Oh. I still think it's nasty."
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(A.N. The end of my horrible story! YAY!)
Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter or InuYasha.
"Oh Potter!" Draco said cheerfully
"What Malfoy?" Harry said curious as to why he was being cheerful
"You still have to pretend to be gay!"
"Oh shit! I forgot about that!"
"That's obvious."
"Well I might as well start now." As Harry said this he grabbed a random boy first year and kissed him quickly on the lips
"AHHHHHHHHHHHH Harry POTTER'S GAY!!!" the kid screamed and ran like his life depended on it. Draco was laughing maniacally and rolling around on the floor as another first year walked by.
"I knew he was crazy." The kid said as he walked away
::: In The Great Hall At Dinner :::
Harry looked around the table anxiously. He new he still had to kiss four guys and he was trying to decide who to kiss next. His gaze landed on Dean Thomas who was sitting right next to him. So he leaned over and kissed him on the lips.
"Ewwww get off me Harry!" Dean said pushing him away
::: In The Hall On The Way to Potions :::
Harry was thinking about who he should kiss next when he decided to just kiss the first guy he saw. Unfortunately the first guy he saw was...
"Hey Professor Snape!" Harry said running up to Snape and kissing him. To Harry's horror Snape started kissing him back. Harry immediately pulled away but that didn't dampen Snape's mood he just started rambling.
"I've always loved you and your father! I was just bitter because your father always ignored me! But now I have you! Harry? Where did he go?" Harry had run as soon as Snape started talking.
::: The Griffindor Common Room :::
All the boys in the room were avoiding Harry, and all the girls were pouting and thinking 'Why couldn't he have kissed me?' (A.N. I personally don't like Harry but I think the girls in Hogwarts do.) Harry stood up and decided he wouldn't be able to kiss any Griffindors. So he was going to walk down the halls and kiss unsuspecting boys.
::: In The Hall :::
Harry saw Malfoy and decided he would kiss him because he would like to see the look on his face.
"Malfoy come here!"
"I don't take orders from scareheads."
"Fine." Harry said as he walked up to Malfoy and kissed him. Malfoy immediately stomped on Harry's foot and sprayed him with pepper spray.
"God Potter don't you know I love Hermione and not you?"
"Oww that hurt Malfoy did you have to spray me with pepper spray? And I don't really like you I just need to get this dare over with!"
"Oh... Well I have to go. Bye." Draco said before the pepper spray wore off and Harry could decide that he wanted to hurt him for spraying him.
"Damn Malfoy and his pepper spray. I'll just go to the library and kiss some guy." A second year heard Harry's last sentence and ran away from the "Scary gay guy"
::: Library :::
"Hi Hermione."
"Hi Harry. What are you doing here? You never come in the library."
"I was looking for someone to kiss so I can finish this dare."
"Ok. There is a boy Ravenclaw over there." Hermione said pointing to a corner of the Library
"He'll do." Harry said as he ran over to the boy and kissed him. The boy just looked at him funny and continued searching for a book. Harry walked back over to Hermione.
"He was the only person that didn't either push me off with a disgusted look or confess their love for me."
"Who confessed their love to you Harry?" Hermione asked
"Snape."
"Ewwww. You actually kissed him?"
"I kissed the first male I came across and it just happened to be Snape."
"Oh. I still think it's nasty."
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(A.N. The end of my horrible story! YAY!)