Chapter III – Lina? Is that you?
= End of Chapter II =
Me: Let me show you the professional way! Here I come, Gourry-sama
Lina: ::gasp:: NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONOOOOOO!!
My body went closer, closer to Gourry's and I could swear that I heard Lina gasping before looking away. Oh, she really cares about the jellyfish for brain. And now, it's now or never. I put my hands on Gourry's shoulder aaaaaaaand dragged him to the beach.
All: ………?
Me: Hei man! It is easier doing it with Gourry's body on solid ground. Okay, people, look away please.
Everyone did as I told them to except for Lina who was currently glaring at me. Okay, here goes nothing. I brought both of my fist to the air and started punching Gourry his gut continuously until Gourry was coughing the sea water out of his lungs.
All: !!?? You didn't give him the kiss of life?
Gourry: Cough cough cough….ughhh, my stomach don't feel so good……..
Me: Why should I? Gourry's lips is for Lina and Lina only.
Lina: ::blush furiously:: T-That's I-It!!! I'm going to the Besaid temple!! runs away And if
anyone talks about this to anyone, I'm going to help the Mazokus destroy the
world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
After letting Gourry rest for a while, I decided to continue the fic.
Gourry woke up from his little nap just to be hit on the head with a blitzball. Overcome with anger, Gourry popped the ball using his Sword Of Light.
Zel: Hei man! That was the last blitzball!!
Gourry: YOU! Are you the one who threw this darn thing on my head!! Now not only my
stomach is in pain, my head is throbbing with a darn headache!!!
Zel: ::stutters:: N-NO!! S-Some rabid monkeys are probably the one who threw the ball, ya?
Gourry: Hmph! I'll kill and eat them later. Anyway, where am I?
Zel: Huh, ya? You're in Besaid, ya? Never seen you before, where're you from, ya?
Gourry: Stop saying 'ya'! If you must know I'm from Zanarkand. The Zanarkand Abe's ace!
Zel: ::shock:: What, ya? Where you say you came from, ya?
Gourry: Oops, uh, I mean uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, I got hit in the head by
Lina……..
Zel: ::sighed:: Wow, ya? Thank L-sama! does the Sailormoon pose You're lucky you survive
from Sin, ya. Don't worry, the gas's effect will wear out soon.
Gourry: Oh yeah, Sinny's gas! By the way, I don't give a damn about L-sama or Sin, I just
want something to eat.
Me: Gourry, please don't insult L-sama and just follow the script…. And for the readers
information, the rest of the Besaid Auroch's members do not exist in this fic. The reason
will be out shortly.
And so Zel showed and accompanied Gourry the way to the Besaid village using the 'shortcut'. They were standing near a ledge, looking at the nice view.
Gourry: Woah, those village ladies in the water sure have nice bodies.
Zel: Yeah, I wish that Amelia's body was like that….::sigh::
Lina & Amelia: ::fuming:: PERVERTS!!!! ::whacking Gourry and Zel mercilessly::
Zel: C'mon Gourry! Lets get out of here!! ::pushes Gourry of the ledge:: Geronimo!! ::jumps::
Gourry: ::falls down:: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! COOOULD YOOOUU
AAAT LEEEAAAASSTPPUUUUSSHH MMEEEEE WIIITHOOUUT
TTOUCHIIING MYYY AASSSSSSS!!!!!!!!
Zel: ::blushed:: IIITT WAAAAS AANN AACCCCIIIIDEEEENTT!!!!!
Me: Ah yes, a yaoi moment.
Xellos: Oh, Zelgadis-san! What about me!!
And they both went SPLAAAAASH while the two ladies on the ledge continuously casting and launching dozens of fireballs at them.
After a couple of minutes and healing spells later….
Zel: Yo, my brother! ::puts Gourry in a headlock::
Gourry: AAH!! Z-Zel…..caan't breeaath….rock……skin……hurting….my…neck…
Zel: Oops. ::release Gourry:: Sorry about that Gourry…I just want to ask you to-
Gourry: Sure, I'll join your blitzball team.
Zel: Y-You will!? Thanks. Being a chimera blitzball player is kinda hard as you keep sinking to
the bottom of the watersphere…
Gourry: What about your team member?
Zel: Don't have one. My past team mates were afraid of freakish skin and then I killed them
because they were pissing me off….
Gourry: A heartless blitzball player huh? But, a team with only one player, doesn't that
disqualifies the team?
Zel: Well at first those upper people did thought about disqualifying the Besaid Auroch. But,
they changed their mind after I threatened them….Anyway, lets head out to the village
fast before the two women start to kill us again…
Gourry: Nice. ::starts to swim away::
Outside the village, the two man encounter two freaks.
Noonsa: ::points at Gourry:: Hei, you're that miracle boy!
Dilgear: Shut up, Noonsa! It's not polite to point. ::points at Gourry:: You were attacked by Sin
right?
Noonsa: …..grumble..
Dilgear: Praise be to L-sama ::does Sailormoon pose:: We are the Freakers, our mission is to
kill Sin and take it's meat to our people.
Gourry: That's disgusting!! Hei wait a minute, I didn't even asked anything.
Dilgear: Aren't you that dumb swordsmen? If you are then I have nothing else to say so good
riddance. Come on Noonsa! ::drags Noonsa away::
Zel & Gourry: ……? Whatever. ::walks to Besaid village::
In Besaid…
Zel: Okay, that's my hut over there. I'm going to ask someone to cook for us while you go out
and talk to random people and don't forget to visit the temple. ::walks off::
Xellos: Ooh ooh! Ask me to cook for you!
Zel: After I die, Xellos. After I die.
Gourry: Hei, aren't you going to teach me the Sailormoon pose?
Zel: Huh? Oh, you don't need to learn that, because L-sama's teaching is nothing but crap and
lies..::walks off again::
Gourry:…………….whatever…::walks to the temple::
While Gourry was heading towards the temple, he encountered random people who forced him to have a conversation with them which he rudely pushed away. He also saw the Freakers tent, another weird people to stay away from. Finally, he reached the temple. In the temple he saw tons of people worshipping the statues of dark lords like Shabranigdo and Dark Star.
Gourry: Hmm, now I know that these people are crazy..
Old priest: ::points to dark lord statues:: This people-
Gourry: PEOPLE!?
Old priest: -are once summoner who were assigned to defeat Sin. But, now they are dead
because-
Gourry: Uuh, I don't think you should explain why the summoners die…
Old priest: Hmph fine! The newest High Summoner was our beloved Shabranigdo…::sigh::
Gourry: BELOVED!?? Y-You people are crazy! I-I'm out of here! ::runs to the exit but
accidentally went into the Cloister of Trial::(where a certain summoner is taking her
summoner test)
Old priest: HEATHEN!!!
Inside the Cloister of Trials…
Gourry: On no, I'm lost, aren't I?
Zel: Yup, ya?
Gourry: !!?? ::shocked:: What are you doing here Zel?
Zel: I was tired of waiting for the priest to look for me so I went into the Cloister early.
Gourry: Okay, lets just get to Lina fast. This place is kinda creepy.
After a while, they reached the elevator.
Zel: I gotta warn you. The guardians down there- eh, I never explain anything to you did I?
Gourry: Don't worry. I know everything, for the dream of the author is much more
knowledgeable than you pathetic human.
Zel: shrugs If you say so.
And down they went to the deepest part of the Cloister of Trials. There, Gourry saw two more guardians. One of them has her tail sticking out of her dress, while the other one has a horn sticking out of his head.
Zel: The she-dragon is Filia while the he-dragon is Valgarv.
Filia: What are you doing here Zel? You think I can't survive here without my cup of tea, eh?
Val: ……..
Gourry: Is the summoner inside safe?
Zel: How did you know the summoner was inside?
Gourry: As I said before, my intelligence is much greater then yours, filthy human.
Zel: Why do you mock humans, Gourry?
Gourry: Just following the script.
Zel: Okay then, why do you mock humans, Miss Director?
Me: It is the same reason as to why Xellos mocks all of you.
Zel: ::gasp:: You feed on human's negative feeling, too!? You damn Mazoku!!
Me: ::sigh:: No I'm not a Mazoku. I'm just doing it for fun.
Filia: ::looks at Gourry:: W-Who are you?
Gourry: Filia, don't you remember me? We fought Dark Star together.
Filia: Oh yeah, I remember now. Hi Gourry!
Val: Will both of you just shut up and wait for the summoner to come out.
Me: ::glares:: Hei Val, aren't you suppose to talk in bad English just like Kimahri Ronso?
Val: Fine, uhm… shut up, pick spot, wait……
Me: Much better
After a while, the summoner finally came out from the Fayth's room. She was a woman in her….uhm..
Me: Okay, should we follow Yuna's age or Lina's age?
Lina: Mine, of course!
Okay then, she was a petite woman in her….uhm..
Me: Lina, what'a your age?
Lina: Geez! I'm 16! I think so…
She was a young petite woman who is currently 16 years old, she has long red hair, and crimson eyes. Although she has a cute face,-
Lina: ::smiles proudly::
-her body left many unspoken as she's flat-chested, short and don't let me start on her personality.
Lina: ::veins popping ::Why you!!?? ::starts chanting the Dragu Slave::
All: NONONONONNONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO,LINA!!!!
Me: Okay Gourry, just say the lines we were practicing before.
Gourry: Okay! Lina!
Lina: Not now Gourry!!!
Gourry: You may not be as pretty as Yuna or Lulu, but you are in my eyes. Because Lina, I
think you are perfect.
All: Woah! Way the go Gourry!!!! ::claps hand::
Lina: ::stop chanting and blushed furiously:: G-Gourry……
Me: Okay, lets continue!
The young summoner walked shakingly towards the stair but exhaustion took over her as she tripped but luckily, her most loyal guardian, Val, was there to catch her. Well, he should be the one catching Lina if she didn't push him away and levitated towards Gourry.
Tidus: watching the scene intently Why didn't you do like that, Yuna?
Yuna: Humans can't fly except for anime characters. But, how about we 'fly' to my place,
Valefor style.
Tidus: ::smiles:: I would be delighted.
And they both went to Yuna's place for some 'quality time' together
Okay, back to the Slayers.
Lina: ::hugging Gourry:: Did you really mean it, Gourry?
Gourry: ::clutching Lina:: Uhhmm, ::looks at Me::
Me: ::nods head::
Gourry: Yes, Lina. I really mean it.
The summoner was so into the moment that she unconsciously brought her lips to meet Gourry's but was stopped by yours truly.
To Be Continue.
Me: Ahahaha! Finally, the next chapter! Sorry for the long wait, I was trapped in mountains of
homeworks and assignments.
Lina:……………
Gourry: What's wrong Lina?
Amelia: She's just angry that Yumekage-san disturbed her from kis-
Lina: THATWASSOEMBARRASSING!!!
Nahga: Hei, at least you get to try to kiss someone. Right, Gourry. ::flirts at Gourry::
Gourry: o 0
Lina: ::drags Gourry:: Oh, look at the time! Lets go find some food, Gourry!
Gourry: YAY!!
Zel: ………::sigh:: Thanks for reading and review please…I really need my coffee…
Xellos: Hmm, this chapter is a bit rushed, don't you think.
Me: Okay bye-bye! ::gags Xellos::
Gourry: I still think that I'm kinda OOC…….