Final Fantasy X – Slayers' Style.

Chapter 4 – Obtaining Valefor.

Me: Okay, before I start this story. I want to inform the readers that I'm changing the format of this story since some of you have never played FFX before. So bear with me.

Lina: Yeah! ::reads fanfic:: This story doesn't make any sense!

Me: All my stories don't make no sense!

Lina: Right! Just like Gourry...

Gourry: Hoe?

Me: Okay, I don't own bla bla bla bla .......and on with the story!

"Gourry...." The summoner sighed as her face move closer and closer to Gourry's. Gourry was paralyzed by Lina's action. He didn't know what to do. He tried to say something but the only words that could come out was 'Lina'.

"Ahem!"

"Eh?" The two of them spoke. And then they saw it. The smirking faces of their friends and most of all my 'oh-I-know-you-want-to-kiss-Gourry-so- badly-but-be-patient-Lina-chan' face. (apparently I made myself as a character in this fanfic ;;;;)

"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!" a very red Lina screamed as she punched Gourry for embarrassing her in front of people making him go unconscious.


"Uhhhhh, my body is aching all over....."

"That's not surprising,"

"Huh!?" Gourry opened his eyes surprised by the mysterious voice that was talking to him. The first thing he saw was the ground moving even though he was not moving his legs.

"Wow, I'm floating!"

"That'll be the day, Gourry,"

Gourry turned his head to the source of the voice and found Zelgadis. Apparently, Zel was dragging him out of the Cloister Of Trials to the center of the Besaid village.

"Oh, hi Zel! Why didn't you just levitate me?"

"......I don't know...Anyway, we're here, Gourry," Puzzled, Gourry examined the village square and saw the villagers gathering around it while in the middle of the square was Lina herself holding a staff.

"What's going? What's Lina doing?" ask the blonde.

Zelgadis walked toward the square "Just be quiet and watch Gourry. Lina, we're all set," And so he did. Gourry kept his mouth shut and focus his vision on Lina.

Lina nodded at Zel "Okay," Finally......... ?? What is Gourry doing ogling at me? Even though Lina was supposed to be annoyed by Gourry's action, she couldn't help but blush and let out a small smile.

Gourry was still staring at Lina Wow, I never notice before but with that summoner's outfit she's wearing, Lina looks so different, in a beautiful kind of way. How more of her skin was exposed for all to see. And that slim legs behind her skirts' slit. Oh no, I'm starting to think hentai thoughts!! But, Gourry didn't manage to visualize his dirty thoughts as Lina started to spin the staff she was holding.

This is embarrassing Lina thought as she dances while twirling her staff. While she was dancing, a magic circle was formed in the sky just above Lina followed by a large creature zooming through it. The red creature, which is shaped like a large bird flew pass the villagers and landed in front of Lina.

So this is the creatures that they call Aeo-something who is supposed to help me fight against Sin...thought Lina.

"It's called Aeons, Lina," I piped.

"Whatever...." Never in her life has she ever seen this type of creature before. As if sensing her fear, the creature bowed it's head. Curious, Lina brought her hand to the bird's head and pat it. Hei, this bird isn't so bad. I mean sure it's kinda scary looking but I think it likes me.

"It's because you're it's master," I piped again.

".....Cool," the sorcer-uh, I mean the summoner said while patting the Aeon's head. Sigh...I've heard that they were supposed to be 8 types of Aeons......great......Well, first thing first, I gotta name you

"The bird's called Valefor," I piped yet again.

"Could you please stop reading my minds!!! And what if I don't want to call him that-that-what's-it's-name!!!" Oh man, I'm becoming like Gourry.

"Then what are you going to call it, huh? Birdy? Wingy? Flyngy? Big Bird? Niwatori? (Niwatori = Chicken in Japanese ) "Valefor it is!" Lina yelled after much thinking. Before she could turn around and give me one her death glares, she was glomp by the villagers young and.....old.....Sensing the danger, Gourry and the others ran away for safety.

"PERVERTS!!!! BURST RONDO!!!!!!!!" And so the villagers went BOOM


Night falls on Besaid village. After recovering from the blast, the villagers threw a party celebrating Lina's first day as a full-fledge summoner and her first Aeon, Valefor. Lina was surrounded by the villagers (by force) while Gourry was busy chatting with Zel.

"Tomorrow we're off to Kilika," the Chimera said while sipping his coffee (at night!!?).

"Why?" the blonde asked while stuffing his mouth with countless of food.

"Because-hei, what happened to 'I'm the all knowledgeable dream'?"

Gourry stopped "Um....I...don't know...?" and continues eating.

"Well anyway, Lina has to go on a pilgrimage to every temple in this world- "

"To get those Aeon thingie "

"...correct. So that she could-"

"Defeat Sin "

"You're quite sharp today, Gourry,"

"Well, I still remember bits and pieces, YUUMMMMM! But why do I have to follow you and Lina?"

"Well, I thought you were searching your way home and staying here won't get you nowhere. Oh, Valgaav and Filia will follow us as well because they're Lina's guardians just like me,"

"Pffft!" came the sound as Gourry sprayed his food out of his mouth. "V- Valgaav!? Lina's guardian!?" a very shocked Gourry asked.

"Don't ask! This story is weird and freaky from the very beginning!! I didn't want to be a part of this crap!! All I want is to find my cure!!!! But, NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

Sensing Zel's outburst, I quickly made my way towards him "Take a deep breath Zel, calm down. Here, drink this cup of coffee," I offered him a cup of coffee as I tried to persuade him not to turn into the heartless swordsman. Frightened by the sudden outburst, Gourry quickly walk away and spotted Lina. Beside her were two old villagers and a little girl who was currently stopping her from reaching all those delicious food.

They should know better than to disturb a very angry Lina...Gourry thought as he approached the starving summoner with plates of food.

"Um, Lina?"

"Stay away from the summoner!"

"You're a bad man!"

"Heathen!"

"I brought food,"

"FOOOOOD!!" Lina yelled as she swiped the plates from Gourry's hand.

"But Lady summoner...."

"Oh shtuff iff frampsh!!! (Oh, stuff it gramps!!)" Lina ignored the annoying old geezers and continue on filling her stomach with food. After she was quite pleased with her full stomach, Lina dragged Gourry away from the heathens-blabbering villagers.

"Thanks Gourry for saving me from those annoying people, ahhh" Gourry just smiled as Lina rub her pudgy belly. "And thanks for earlier,"

"Ha?"

"In the Cloister Of Trials,"

"Wha?"

"Gaah! I meant thank you for breaking the temples rule by going inside the Cloister Of Trials which is a no villagers zone just so you could find and save me....."

Gourry scratched his head "Oh that? Actually I was running away from this Dark Lord praying monk and accidentally went inside the Cloister thingie," Lina sweatdrop as Gourry just smile.

Should have known.....that Jellyfish for brain....But somehow, Lina felt a tad disappointed knowing the truth. "Hei, Gourry? Why don't we ditch this stor- "

"Lina-sama! You promised to finish telling me the story about the beautiful and talented sorceress!" The little girl from before whined as she pull on Lina's skirt.

A sinister smile was formed on Lina's lips. Lina-sama? Ah, although the villagers are annoying, I can't get enough of all this attention. A quiet sinister laughter could be heard from Lina.

Gourry sighed "Beautiful and talented sorceress, eh? Who could that be I wonder.." Lina let out a nervous chuckle.

Lina turned to the little girl "Now now little girl. I'll be with you shortly after I finish punish this heathen." And with that sentence, a sweatdrop was form on Gourry's head. The little girl nods her head before retreating towards the two geezers.

"I am not a heathen...." Gourry complained.

"Of course not. You're a jellyfish for brain " Lina replied with a sweet smile.

"I don't know which is worse...."

"Tee-hee," Lina couldn't help but giggle at Gourry's cluelessness. Somehow being around Gouury made her relax and calm and most important made her forget those nagging villagers. For a moment, the two of them just stood there enjoying each other's company when...

"Lina-sama!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" the girl called Lina impatiently making Lina fell backwards.

"Uh, coming!" Lina replied back while letting out a big sigh of frustration and disappointment. "So I guess we'll see each other again, tomorrow," Gourry scratched his head.

"Tomorrow?" That stupid question got Gourry a bonk on his head.

"I thought Zel had told you about the pilgrimage!" Lina yelled back.

Gourry clasped his hand together "Ah, that pilgrimage! I remember!" Sighing again Lina turned to the direction of the little girl.

"Yes, THAT pilgrimage. So, see you tomorrow Gourry. ......oh boy...." The 'oh boy' part was from seeing the enthusiastic look the girl and the 2 old villagers was giving her. Lina just gave them a small wave.

Sensing her distress Gourry pat her head and said "Just smile Lina, just smile," .......silence..........

"SMILE!?!?!? I'LL SHOW YOU 'SMILE'!!!! INVERSE CRUSH!!!!!" And everything went dark again for Gourry.....

To Be Continue...

Me: Wow, it has been a long tome since I've updated this story.....

Zel: I don't mind if you don't update at all!

Me: Awww, Zelly pinches Zel's cheek Owwwww! That is one thick skin.....You know I wrote this story because I can't get enough of all of you. Lina and Gourry especially.

Zel: Geee thanks....

Amelia: You're very sarcastic today Zelgadis-san...

Lina: Leave him alone Amelia.

Gourry: Please revi-ooof!

Xellos: pushes Gourry PLEASE REVIEW because sore wa himitsu desu!

All: That didn't make any sense.......