Harry Potter and the Pimpet Tingirl Chapter 2 Disclaimer- I do not own any characters in Harry Potter.

As we left lonely Maple Street (that is me and my stalker) I traveled to Oak Dale. Oak Dale is much darker and scarier than Maple Street and I feel alone, so I turned around to look at the he/she behind me. I had decided to confront her and asked her or possibly him their name. She said her name Spicy Tart, she was named after her favorite candy. Although she was not a she at all, o no she was a he. He was a drag queen/ striper and he was just looking for a little work. I told him I was straight but he said he had a girlfriend for 5 years and then she left him for a she. That's what pushed him to be a homosexual. Later he informed me that all women will eventually leave you for the same gender and it's easier to realize that now, then seeing it in the future. I gave Spicy Tart or Henry a 5 dollar bill and told him not to spend it all in 1 place. He thanked me and then invited me to his strip club to meet some of the guys.
The strip club was nicely lighted with fuzzy pink coaches and strobe lights. And of cross men dressed up as women. There were a few women in the club and a few men, who all came to see Barbie style Ken. He was hott. Barbie style Ken had long blonde hair, artificial boobs, and a fuzzy pink dress. Around him danced men dressed up as women with shaving cream fuming from their mouths. It was hysterical but I thought I may come back, Henry said he could arrange me a meeting with Barbie style Ken, in private. The men treat me as one of the girls. I never want to leave.