Hey! Thanks to Dragonfly124 and blackbeltchick06 for reviewing! Yes I know
it is STILL tippin that line but hey its fun! I'm also glad that someone
was able to catch the blue's clues song! Now I wont be the only one with
that ridiculous song stuck in my head all day!
DUMPY DARLAS BATHROOM
(Goat charges Ron and Harry)
Harry: "I THINK ITS GOING TO KILL!"
(Harry, once again trigger happy, whips out wand)
Ron: "No! She is only hungry, look here!"
(Goat nibbles at Ron's legs)
(Ron giggles uncontrollably like a school girl)
Dumpy Darla: "Why are you two here again!? Can't you see I am kind of BUSY?"
(Darla is sitting up on the rafters knitting a blanket out of some sort of hardened dark material, as some of the larger bits fall to the ground)
Harry: "Er- we wanted to know how, *snicker* how you died"
(Harry stifles a laugh)
Darla: "OY! Goat! Get BACK here!"
(Ron looks disappointed as the goat flies/trots back to Darla)
Harry: "HEL-LO! Come ON people. Er- Scar? *Points to fatty gash above eyes* Please continue"
Darla: "OooOooooOO It was awful"
Ron: "Ah Bloody hayo, you aren't going to start huffing and puffing and telling us all about your bloody stools again?"
(The boys gesture over to the toilets)
Darla: "AS I WAS SAYING!"
(Harry and Ron twitter stupidly)
Goat: "RrrRRRRRrBbbBBbLLAAaaAAaAAAaa!!"
Harry: "Huh?"
Darla: "Sorry. You upset my goat"
Ron: "Could you please hurry it up with the death thing. It reeks like an old truck stop in here!"
Darla: "OoOoO It was AWWWWFUL! A great big snake came out right over there *Gestures to a huge toilet apparently for the giants that attend school* and forced me to drink from its milk. I am lactose intolerant though, that is why I have my goat. I could only drink goat's milk. The snake's milk constipated me. The next thing I know - I died."
Harry: "Really? That's incredibly nasty. But how did your goat die?"
Darla: "OoOOoOO IT WAS-"
Ron: "ENOUGH with the bloody 'oooo it was awful stuff'!"
(Harry winks at Ron and nods his head)
Darla: "FINE. Anyway, the snake ate my goat after I died"
(Ron looks sad and longingly toward the animal)
Goat: MmmMMmmBBbbBbAAaAaaaA!
Harry: "Well then why are people not dying? Why are they only being stiffified?"
(Darla starts crying)
Darla: "SURE rub it in!!"
(Harry gives a disbelieving and confused look)
Darla: "They are not dying because they are NOT lactose intolerant! The milk they are forced to drink only makes them stiff"
Harry and Ron: "OoHhhh!"
Ron: Well, how the hell is it getting around? A dirty GAWD DAM snake that big, SOMEONE would have seen it!
(Harry walks over to giant toilet)
Harry: "This must be it"
(Ron looks to Harry then back to the toilet)
Harry: "This is it Ronny. It's the Aya of Aya's laya!"
Ron: "The toilet!? It's using the bloody PLUMBING?
Harry: *Shrugs* "I dunno. Just sounded like a clever idea. Did it make me sound smart?"
Ron: "Yes, you had me fooled mate"
(Ron gives Harry a quick sweet smile and a girlish laugh)
(Harry breaks into another one of his famous screaming songs and river dance)
Harry singing: OhhhHHhH yeah! Theres a slimy creepy snake inside the plumbing! It's slithering everywhere! It's INCAPABLE of running!!"
(Ron joins in and starts dancing a little ditty waving his tooshie in the air)
Scary snake voice: SsSSSSssSick! You SssssssSssissssssys! SSsssstop that!
Harry: "Oh NO!"
Ron: "What!?"
Harry: "RON! I THINK IT'S GOING TO KILL!"
Ron: "Why would it do that?"
Harry: "I'm not sure."
(Harry, Ron, Darla and her goat all stare at the toilet)
10 minutes later
Harry: "I'm bored."
IN THE HALL
(Harry and Ron walk out of bathroom)
Hermione: "WHERE HAVE you two been?! Don't you know the plot of this freaky deaky story needs to be established?!
(Hermione stands wearing a bright red, tight spandex outfit and red high heeled shoes)
(Hermione looks deeply into Ron's eyes)
Ron: "Er- What are you doing?"
(Hermione stands; chest pushed out, and pats her rear end repeatedly with her manly hand)
Hermione: *lies* I am trying to lose weight! I heard that fidgeting burns calories!"
Ron: "Why? I already can't touch you with out thinking about grating cheese"
(Harry suddenly looks to Ron accusingly)
Ron: "Wha? OH I mean, not that I have EVER done that"
(Suddenly a voice booms over the loud speaker)
Prof. McGorilla: OH MY GOD!! STAY CALM! ALL STUDENTS TO HAGROS HUT!! ALL TEACHERS TO THE 2nd FLOOR CORRIDOR!! OH MY GOD! THE BLOODY WORLD IS ENDING!! HEY YOU! I SAID STAY CALM!!! WHY I NEVER! 100 POINTS FROM RAVENCLAW!!
(A loud smack is heard followed by the crying of a small sounding child)
Harry: "Hey! Sounds like it time to break more rules!"
(Harry and Ron high-five each other and engage in a 'secret hand shake')
Hermione: "Can I come?! I'm USEFUL! And smart!"
Ron: Are you STILL here?!
(Hermione runs her lanky awkward body away, heels of feet kicking her rear end)
Ron: MEN-TAL that one!
(Harry agrees)
DUMPY DARLAS BATHROOM
(Goat charges Ron and Harry)
Harry: "I THINK ITS GOING TO KILL!"
(Harry, once again trigger happy, whips out wand)
Ron: "No! She is only hungry, look here!"
(Goat nibbles at Ron's legs)
(Ron giggles uncontrollably like a school girl)
Dumpy Darla: "Why are you two here again!? Can't you see I am kind of BUSY?"
(Darla is sitting up on the rafters knitting a blanket out of some sort of hardened dark material, as some of the larger bits fall to the ground)
Harry: "Er- we wanted to know how, *snicker* how you died"
(Harry stifles a laugh)
Darla: "OY! Goat! Get BACK here!"
(Ron looks disappointed as the goat flies/trots back to Darla)
Harry: "HEL-LO! Come ON people. Er- Scar? *Points to fatty gash above eyes* Please continue"
Darla: "OooOooooOO It was awful"
Ron: "Ah Bloody hayo, you aren't going to start huffing and puffing and telling us all about your bloody stools again?"
(The boys gesture over to the toilets)
Darla: "AS I WAS SAYING!"
(Harry and Ron twitter stupidly)
Goat: "RrrRRRRRrBbbBBbLLAAaaAAaAAAaa!!"
Harry: "Huh?"
Darla: "Sorry. You upset my goat"
Ron: "Could you please hurry it up with the death thing. It reeks like an old truck stop in here!"
Darla: "OoOoO It was AWWWWFUL! A great big snake came out right over there *Gestures to a huge toilet apparently for the giants that attend school* and forced me to drink from its milk. I am lactose intolerant though, that is why I have my goat. I could only drink goat's milk. The snake's milk constipated me. The next thing I know - I died."
Harry: "Really? That's incredibly nasty. But how did your goat die?"
Darla: "OoOOoOO IT WAS-"
Ron: "ENOUGH with the bloody 'oooo it was awful stuff'!"
(Harry winks at Ron and nods his head)
Darla: "FINE. Anyway, the snake ate my goat after I died"
(Ron looks sad and longingly toward the animal)
Goat: MmmMMmmBBbbBbAAaAaaaA!
Harry: "Well then why are people not dying? Why are they only being stiffified?"
(Darla starts crying)
Darla: "SURE rub it in!!"
(Harry gives a disbelieving and confused look)
Darla: "They are not dying because they are NOT lactose intolerant! The milk they are forced to drink only makes them stiff"
Harry and Ron: "OoHhhh!"
Ron: Well, how the hell is it getting around? A dirty GAWD DAM snake that big, SOMEONE would have seen it!
(Harry walks over to giant toilet)
Harry: "This must be it"
(Ron looks to Harry then back to the toilet)
Harry: "This is it Ronny. It's the Aya of Aya's laya!"
Ron: "The toilet!? It's using the bloody PLUMBING?
Harry: *Shrugs* "I dunno. Just sounded like a clever idea. Did it make me sound smart?"
Ron: "Yes, you had me fooled mate"
(Ron gives Harry a quick sweet smile and a girlish laugh)
(Harry breaks into another one of his famous screaming songs and river dance)
Harry singing: OhhhHHhH yeah! Theres a slimy creepy snake inside the plumbing! It's slithering everywhere! It's INCAPABLE of running!!"
(Ron joins in and starts dancing a little ditty waving his tooshie in the air)
Scary snake voice: SsSSSSssSick! You SssssssSssissssssys! SSsssstop that!
Harry: "Oh NO!"
Ron: "What!?"
Harry: "RON! I THINK IT'S GOING TO KILL!"
Ron: "Why would it do that?"
Harry: "I'm not sure."
(Harry, Ron, Darla and her goat all stare at the toilet)
10 minutes later
Harry: "I'm bored."
IN THE HALL
(Harry and Ron walk out of bathroom)
Hermione: "WHERE HAVE you two been?! Don't you know the plot of this freaky deaky story needs to be established?!
(Hermione stands wearing a bright red, tight spandex outfit and red high heeled shoes)
(Hermione looks deeply into Ron's eyes)
Ron: "Er- What are you doing?"
(Hermione stands; chest pushed out, and pats her rear end repeatedly with her manly hand)
Hermione: *lies* I am trying to lose weight! I heard that fidgeting burns calories!"
Ron: "Why? I already can't touch you with out thinking about grating cheese"
(Harry suddenly looks to Ron accusingly)
Ron: "Wha? OH I mean, not that I have EVER done that"
(Suddenly a voice booms over the loud speaker)
Prof. McGorilla: OH MY GOD!! STAY CALM! ALL STUDENTS TO HAGROS HUT!! ALL TEACHERS TO THE 2nd FLOOR CORRIDOR!! OH MY GOD! THE BLOODY WORLD IS ENDING!! HEY YOU! I SAID STAY CALM!!! WHY I NEVER! 100 POINTS FROM RAVENCLAW!!
(A loud smack is heard followed by the crying of a small sounding child)
Harry: "Hey! Sounds like it time to break more rules!"
(Harry and Ron high-five each other and engage in a 'secret hand shake')
Hermione: "Can I come?! I'm USEFUL! And smart!"
Ron: Are you STILL here?!
(Hermione runs her lanky awkward body away, heels of feet kicking her rear end)
Ron: MEN-TAL that one!
(Harry agrees)