Buffy was playing video games one night when she heard a knock on the
door. She opened it to see Spike.
"Hi," he said. "Do you want to go see a movie?"
"Sure," she replied.
When they reached the cinema, Buffy wanted to see a chick-flick, while
Spike wanted to see a horror. They did rock-paper-scissors to see which
film to see. Buffy won. While he was getting the popcorn and drinks, Buffy
went ahead into the theatre, BUT she went into the wrong one, the one
showing the horror, not the chick-flick.
She settled down in her seat, and turned around to see everyone in the
audience looking scared. Wondering what could be so scary, Buffy looked at
the screen to see "Count Dracula" playing, who happens to be a vampire.
Seeing this, Buffy jumped onto the screen with a stake and stabbed Dracula,
but it only left a punctured hole in the screen.
