AN Thanks for the reviews you guys, i only expected like...2.haha. Thanks seriously! Okay this is not so funny chapter. I know i know i wanted to make it funnier but i was not in the mood, okay its kind of funny. Just 2 parts. Sango's line to the man is halrious...well i think so. don't worry i have lots of things coming up, my friend helped me get all these pick up lines. Some are soo funny.
my fav: If you were a booger i'd pick you first!
Okay Importent Note: I'm Only Updating today cause its My and Sesshygirl3's Birthday!! And she had an exam...which suxs..i would know!! Anyways...HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!
Disclaimer I own inuyasha and use Sessy and Miroku as Sex monkies and turned Kagome into a Chimpanzee cause she's a Pansy!LOL!!j/k i don't her that much!
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Miroku just stared in awe at Sango's retreating back. That was not something he had expected any time soon. Hell he never expected that. Sango was her own oblivious world talking with Kagome, he slowed down his pace and started walking towards his car. It was a good thing he didn't have to drive her home, it would have been awkward if he even tried to bring up the subject, scratch that it would have been painful.
He noticed the sun setting creating beautiful colors in the sky, he always admired this kind of stuff, not that he'd admit it cause if someone like Inuyasha found out...lets not go there. He decided he needed to think. I mean it wasn't everyday that the love of your life said you had a cute ass and slapped it. Actually it never happened.
He sat in his car looking staring at the dashboard. Maybe Sango just felt sick or wanted to teach him a lesson or something. He needed to get his mind off her, for now anyways just clear his mind. He didn't want to have hope that maybe she liked him back. With a destination in mind he pulled slowly out of the parking lot.
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"Yeah I know what you mean that's so annoying"
"Course you do" Sango stated sarcastically.
"No really I do, to have to sit there and feel lonely when you see your friend and her boyfriend make out and your like the third wheel" Kagome said looking straight ahead.
"Yeah you probably do," she simply said. She noticed Hojo must have caught on because he let go of Kagome's waist and gave Sango a sheepish smile.
"Oh its getting dark, we should be getting home" Hojo's eyes darting from place to place.
Sango smiled "you aren't scared are you Hojo-kun?" she teased.
"N-no" He stated nervously.
Kagome giggled and Gave Sango a quick hug.
"I'll see you Later Sango"
"Yeah bye Sango"
Sango just smiled in response. She stared walking towards her car. She sat in the car and pulled out of the parking lot in a rush unlike Miroku.
'Today wasn't so bad with Hojo, Kagome and Houshi...where was Houshi at the end?' She wondered. She hadn't noticed he had disappeared after she had slapped his ass. A slow blush appeared across Sango's cheek. She had no idea what had come over her. It was weird. She didn't realize what she had done until it was done and over with. She would have to give him a logical explanation for her behavior. But at that moment it had been done that all she could think of was how cute Miroku's butt was. Forget logical explanation, she would just hit him over the head if he ever brought it up. Satisfied with her plan she turned on the radio she began to drive in the slow drizzling rain.
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Hojo sat in the driver's seat after being a proper gentle men and helping Kagome in. Kagome gave a long sigh then looked over at Hojo and smiled.
"Where do you want to go, home? To my house?" She asked with a plastered smile.
Hojo hated to be anywhere near a girl alone. Intimacy scared him. It seriously scared him. He was starting to wonder what it was that made him so nervous or uncomfortable around girls but he couldn't figure it out. He figured the love he had for Kagome was the love he was supposed to have and hopefully she would stay with him no matter what.
"Ugh no..." Kagome's smile flattered "How about we go to a restaurant instead?"
Kagome regained her smile.
"Sure!" She said cheerily.
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Miroku stopped in front of the Baby Bliss Stripper Club. He needed to get Sango out of his mind. It was not the time to be thinking about her, he always was a stripper club kind of person and it was better cause all the people knew him here.
He entered and sat down at the table that was specially reserved for him. He stared at the dancing girls in skimpy outfits. 'That's weird' he thought. He didn't feel like looking at them touching them, doing anything to them.
The dance was finally over and the dancers had noticed that their favorite man was there. The jumped off the stage with their high heels and walked up behind Miroku wrapping themselves all over him.
"Hey Miro" One of them whispered seductively into Miroku's ear.
The other sat on his lap and whispered into his ear.
"We're here to take you up on your offer"
Another on came behind him and played around with his hair eventually pulling out the band and making his silky hair run through her slim fingers,
"Still need someone to child to bear?"
Miroku hadn't said a word but was looking straight ahead. The strippers gave each other looks wondering what was going on with Miroku today. All of a sudden he stood up, the dancer on his lap gave a short yelp when she tumbled on the floor, the other was pulled up with his force since her arm was wrapped around his neck and the other gave a quick 'EKK' when her fake nail got pulled off and tangled in to Mirkou's ruffled hair.
He looked around in a confused dazed and finally noticed the three beautiful ladies crowding him. He smiled at them helping the one on the floor up.
"When did you lovely ladies get here?"
"Miroku we've always been here" Said one of the dancers pulling her nail out if his hair and running her hand through it and putting it back into its original ponytail.
The other came out from behind him and drew designs on his chest as she talked.
"So do you want to do something tonight?" Miroku looked past her to the exit.
He pulled of their circle and flashed them a quick smile.
"No' I think I'm going to go home and read a book with some hot chocolate"
The girls mouths hung open 'Miroku read a book on his free time. For FUN?'
"See you girls!" He walked out of the club without even a glance back at them.
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"Damn CAR! Arg!" Sango hit the center of the wheel in frustration. This was not the time for her car to stall; it was never the time for her car to stall.
It was raining like crazy and she was stuck a couple blocks from her house wearing kapri's and a tank top. Not good. She noticed man walking by. She could probably call Miroku or Kagome to pick her up if he had a cell phone.
She quickly unbuckled her seat belt and jumped out of the car hoping to catch up to the man. She tapped his shoulder and hopes of getting his attention.
When he turned she gasped. This man was hot. He had blue eyes with flecks of darker blue in them. His hair was blond with streaks of sandy brown running from his scalp up. This hair had flattened from the fierce rain so it was obvious he had tried to make it look better but running his hand through it and mad it stand up. He wore black dress pant and a white shirt with a matching coat to match the black pants. He was carrying a black briefcase. He gave her a lopsided grin.
"How can I help you miss?"
"I'm wearing Revlon color stay lipstick, want to help me test the claim it won't kiss off?" she blurted covering her mouth.
She couldn't believe she said that. Where had that come from? Damn. She turned red as a tomato and turned to walk away. She had already turned as red as a tomato. This was not funny. The mans grin increased to a full- fledged smile.
"Why is that all?" he asked grabbing her wrist.
She gave a short laugh. "Yeah...ugh no, do you have a cell phone by any chance?"
"Yes I do..."he said pulling out from inside his coat pocket. Sango pushed his hand back in.
"How stupid of me, its going to get all wet...Umm we can walk back to my car then I can try it there. I don't want your cell phone to break from getting all wet" He gave a shrug and started to walk back with her towards her car.
The strong wind was whipping at her face making it hard for her to see and everything was blurred with the amount of rain. The sound of thunder scared her half to death she 'Eeped' and the man beside her put his arm around her to offer some comfort. She gave a weak smile and relaxed in his arm.
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Miroku wasn't thinking straight. He was driving back home. There were three beautiful ladies willing and he had refused them. What was wrong with him, he needed to get out of there. He was worried. He couldn't understand why but it wasn't like Sango to ever act like that meaning something was wrong making it his duty to check what was wrong. Maybe she was sick. He hated when she was sick. She'd be in a worse mood around him then usual.
He decided he would just go to her house to check up on her, it was only a few blocks from where he was anyways. It had started to get foggy making it almost impossible for him to see. He noted a car on the side of the road; navy blue Honda civic, he recognized it because it was the same car that Sango owned. He saw two people walking towards it a couple meters ahead. Someone he couldn't comprehend, and a girl that looked a lot like Sango. The man had his arm around this girl, but it couldn't be Sango, she would never...as he closer he noted that it was indeed Sango and she was walking in the rain with a man.
He decided he should stop for her; it was what friends did for each other after all. Even if it was only ever going to be friends. He slowed down the car and stopped beside them and rolled down his window.
"Hey Sango! Need a ride?" He called to her. Sango gasped when she heard his voice. She didn't want him to think that she was with this man.
"Miroku, I can exp—"
"No need I already understand" He flashed her a smile. She could see the hurt cross his eyes. She felt terrible. But it had gone as fast as it had come.
He didn't want to see how hurt he was by seeing them together so he tried to hide all that he had felt.
Sango pulled out of the man's arms and gave him a weak smile.
"Do you need a ride too?" He gave her a heart-warming smile and pointed to behind him.
"No need. I live right there. Thanks for the offer though" He gave another smile and walked away.
Sango went to the other side of Miroku's car and climbed in, and gave a long sigh. She looked at Miroku whose knuckles were turning white form gripping the wheel. He started to drive again. This time faster.
He didn't want her to be in the car. He hated seeing them together, maybe he shouldn't of waited that long to have told Sango how he felt. But now she had someone so there was no point.
The ride was driven in silence. Every time Sango started to try and start a conversation Miroku just wouldn't answer. He stopped in front of her apartment building still in deep thought.
Sango gave him a weak smile.
"Thanks for the ride—"
"No problem" he stated looking straight ahead.
"Do you want to come inside?"
"No" He said without emotion. He didn't turn to look at her; he didn't want her to see the hurt in his face.
"Please? I don't like thunder and I don't want to be alone and it would really help if you came and—"
"Fine" he said. It didn't matter he would never have something with her but he was still her friend and need to take care of her when she wanted it.
"Great" She stated giving him a full-fledged smile.
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Kagome and Hojo sat at the tables of one of the most expensive restaurants in the city.
"Thanks for bring me here Hojo-kun" putting her hand over his.
"Yeah n-no problem" He said nervously turning three shades of red 'damn proximity' he thought.
A hand hit the table, hard. They followed the hand up to the owner; Inuyasha.
"Wench get your ass back at work. And where the fuck is Sango and Miroku?" He yelled.
"INUYASHA!" She yelled standing up "I'm on god damn date. Can't you wait?" She poked a finger into his chest "You said a week. It's been 3 days!"
"Well I need my workers back NOW!" He snarled.
"Can me and K-K-Kagome have a minute?" Hojo asked meekly from the side.
Inuyasha snarled a 'fine' and left to sit at a table adjacent to them only seeing Kagome's back and Hojo's face.
Hojo looked from Inuyasha to a smiling Kagome Back to Inuyasha then back to Kagome again.
"Kagome" Kagome smiled at grabbing his hand from across the table "I'm gay"
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AN Com'on you guys should know that he was going to be gay after the hints i gave you in the last chappie! LOL...newayz i'm having a problem...yu guys are gonna have to help!!
1) Sango needs to have her own line disincluding "will you bear my child?" she'd sound kinda slutty
2) What do you guys think of lemon?Humm...i need votes people!!
3)I can't think of anything Preverted!!friends gasp in background, if you guys know me personally you'd know i'm preverted by nature but by writing i'm not so help me with that!
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